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  • 2 weeks later...

Holy fuck, there are some belters in town just now. Hoping for anecdotes galore involving some of these drunken grots later on.

Suspect carnage will ensue around 8pm

Wait until next Friday.

 

You can tell the office types who only make an appearance in town during the festive season. Christmas suit or jumper being the essential choice to be worn by these lot.

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  • 5 weeks later...

Could go down as one of the greatest police interrogations ever though.

 

“Just to confirm Mr Fridge on the basis of a football forum you bought a top from a charity shop went outside, stuck a sex toy on it and set it alight.”

 

No comment.

I’ve already won that after being given the following question while under police caution:

 

“Did you post on afc-chat.co.uk; bet she has a fud like a Mouses’ ear?”

 

Took the poor cunt a couple of goes to ask it while trying not to piss himself laughing. His WPC partner was not impressed at all.

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I’ve already won that after being given the following question while under police caution:

 

“Did you post on afc-chat.co.uk; bet she has a fud like a Mouses’ ear?”

 

Took the poor cunt a couple of goes to ask it while trying not to piss himself laughing. His WPC partner was not impressed at all.

 

Could they have seized your computer or did it not get that far?

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I’ve already won that after being given the following question while under police caution:

 

“Did you post on afc-chat.co.uk; bet she has a fud like a Mouses’ ear?”

 

Took the poor cunt a couple of goes to ask it while trying not to piss himself laughing. His WPC partner was not impressed at all.

boofon. and just to be clear i would not like to see that!

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