Aberdeen City Centre

[Fridge]

Im at a gig at lemon tree on Monday.

 

I'll get the cunt burnt on the street

 

 

Not by me.

Big day tomorrow Poodler.

 

Don’t let us down.

[Poodler]

Big day tomorrow Poodler.

 

Don’t let us down.

My priorities have changed today

 

The PG know

 

I may be busy

[dave_min]

My priorities have changed today

 

The PG know

 

I may be busy

My thoughts are with you at this challenging time.

[Don Fonte]

My priorities have changed today

 

The PG know

 

I may be busy

Sounds like a terrible 24 hours ahead for sure. Completely understandable.

[ebbe]

Sounds like a terrible 24 hours ahead for sure. Completely understandable.

Indeed. My fingers are crossed.

[Don Fonte]

Indeed. My fingers are crossed.

Definitely be keeping the phone charged and close to me tomorrow.

[1903Fitba]

Nailed on he’s getting a call to say that bird he pumped is pregnant and it’s his.

[dave_min]

Nailed on he’s getting a call to say that bird he pumped is pregnant and it’s his.

Well that’s a little bit personal for an Internet forum.

[Poodler]

My thoughts are with you at this challenging time.

Disappointed you swapped the brooks for converse yesterday

[dave_min]

Disappointed you swapped the brooks for converse yesterday

Roadies on ice? Fucking madness.

[Arabian Knight]

fuck sake dave min converse at ur age

[ericblack4boss]

I’ve already won that after being given the following question while under police caution:

 

“Did you post on afc-chat.co.uk; bet she has a fud like a Mouses’ ear?”

 

Took the poor cunt a couple of goes to ask it while trying not to piss himself laughing. His WPC partner was not impressed at all.

boofon. and just to be clear i would not like to see that!

[Fridge]

So just to confirm Poods you are deeming a paternity test is more important than setting fire to a Hun top with a Dildo on it in a city centre street for the benefit of us?

 

Wise the fuck up, get it done.

[eeps]

My priorities have changed today

 

The PG know

 

I may be busy

Not a PG but can only imagine.

 

Thoughts and prayers to you for whatever the fuck bullshit you're experiencing on behalf of all actual folk (af).

[Poodler]

I met a bdsm escort

[Poodler]

Course, love that cat more than I love myself

[The Boofon]

I met a bdsm escort

An outrageously hot one at that.

[looksgoodinred]

Just saw this. Terrific! as Dad says.

 

[Fridge]

If you were walking into town at that time LGIR I must have passed you!

[Fridge]

Glentanner, some boy on the acoustic guitar.

 

Get’s a request for Sting, denied so the boy kicks the door open and leaves in disgust.

 

Everyone else has accepted that the boy and Sting are pricks.

[Poodler]

Good bar that.

 

My ma brought me up to severely dislike Sting.

 

Well done.

 

Enjoy yer night fridgey

[Bluto10]

wots wrong with Sting\Police Poodz. min?

good songs

 

he’s good at sex too.

 

should be your kinda guy

[Fridge]

He’s a pretentious prick like Bono.

[G31DON]

Bassists should never front a band. Fact.

[Henry]

He’s a pretentious prick like Bluto.

Agreed

[Poodler]

wots wrong with Sting\Police Poodz. min?

good songs

 

he’s good at sex too.

 

should be your kinda guy

Sting is an absolute chocolate min

[Sonoftherock]

Agreed

 

When you talk about pretensions on here, Parklife runs him close I'd say....

 

However, the way Bluto presents his pretentiousness is actually quite likeable/entertaining.  You can't say the same thing about Parklife unfortunately...

 

I imagine Bluto sitting there in a pretentious dutch cafe next to a quaint canal, quaffing his elaborate beers, while grazing on his even more pretentious pub tapas, watching 'european football' (read: cheering on Man United), kitted out in his finest Paul Smith threads from the 1990s.... I imagine he does believe he's some sort of avant-garde pioneer of new-age cool!  I imagine that these delusions of grandeur grow ever stronger, with each passing 9% belgian beer.  I imagine him scrolling through the forum, chuckling to himself as he reads the comments from the uncouth, great-unwashed philistines of AFC Chat!   He probably feels sorry for us... the unenlighted, culturally repressed.  'How must it feel to live your life in constant darkness?'  Unfortunately for Bluto, the perception of the majority is that he's little more than a poorly dressed, drunken old balloon, full of hot air!

 

Culture. Architecture. History.  Bluto is surrounded by these... as he loves to routinely tell us.  However, Bluts is a man of limited intelligence, and has little appreciation of any of the arts... however, as a mantra, if he keeps repeating them often enough, it makes him sound more refined and also provides a cover for his drinking problem.

 

I actually enjoy Bluto's interactions with Harcus...  They are also a fantastic vehicle for his pretentiousness.  Being so culturally enlightened, to paraphrase Stuart Cosgrove, you get the sense that he believes he is so superior to a primitive troglodyte like Harcus, that he could measure it by the yard.  'Live fast, die old. Wot were u doing this weekend croft boy LOL?'  When Harcus makes an arse of him, you can tell he finds it hard to compute... how dare a neanderthal from such a backward, repressed society, attempt to mock a cultured, debonair individual like Bluto10?  

[BrianFaePerth]

That's shattered my illusions about bluto

[Poodler]

The boys a fuckin hellraiser and that's the end of it

[Chewie37]

When you talk about pretensions on here, Parklife runs him close I'd say....

 

However, the way Bluto presents his pretentiousness is actually quite likeable/entertaining.  You can't say the same thing about Parklife unfortunately...

 

I imagine Bluto sitting there in a pretentious dutch cafe next to a quaint canal, quaffing his elaborate beers, while grazing on his even more pretentious pub tapas, watching 'european football' (read: cheering on Man United), kitted out in his finest Paul Smith threads from the 1990s.... I imagine he does believe he's some sort of avant-garde pioneer of new-age cool!  I imagine that these delusions of grandeur grow ever stronger, with each passing 9% belgian beer.  I imagine him scrolling through the forum, chuckling to himself as he reads the comments from the uncouth, great-unwashed philistines of AFC Chat!   He probably feels sorry for us... the unenlighted, culturally repressed.  'How must it feel to live your life in constant darkness?'  Unfortunately for Bluto, the perception of the majority is that he's little more than a poorly dressed, drunken old balloon, full of hot air!

 

Culture. Architecture. History.  Bluto is surrounded by these... as he loves to routinely tell us.  However, Bluts is a man of limited intelligence, and has little appreciation of any of the arts... however, as a mantra, if he keeps repeating them often enough, it makes him sound more refined and also provides a cover for his drinking problem.

 

I actually enjoy Bluto's interactions with Harcus...  They are also a fantastic vehicle for his pretentiousness.  Being so culturally enlightened, to paraphrase Stuart Cosgrove, you get the sense that he believes he is so superior to a primitive troglodyte like Harcus, that he could measure it by the yard.  'Live fast, die old. Wot were u doing this weekend croft boy LOL?'  When Harcus makes an arse of him, you can tell he finds it hard to compute... how dare a neanderthal from such a backward, repressed society, attempt to mock a cultured, debonair individual like Bluto10?

 

Hate it when you sit on the fence SOTR.......