Parklife Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Ive graced the squash court with The Captain. In lovely shape for a middle aged man. Nice fresh attire, one for racquet sports monthly. It wasn't enough to save him from complete destruction though. I'm the bad boy of low level amateur racquet sports, terrible dress code and loud swearing. Hatebreed - Destroy Everything is my entrance music.Pipes, come on. You can't admit to being pals with @@CalvinHarris. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Ive graced the squash court with The Captain. In lovely shape for a middle aged man. Nice fresh attire, one for racquet sports monthly. It wasn't enough to save him from complete destruction though. I'm the bad boy of low level amateur racquet sports, terrible dress code and loud swearing. Hatebreed - Destroy Everything is my entrance music.Pipes, come on. You can't admit to being pals with @@CalvinHarris. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Hatebreed - Destroy Everything is my entrance music.Good choice, excellent live band Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Squash? Fuck sake Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Love neneh cherry Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 exactly this, as I stated before it was very easy to book DJ’s which I did but geeks on here have no idea and turn it into funny stories about me DJ’ing which I’ve never had interest doing as was always at my happiest on the dance floor fucked on pills. Rave on and fuck little snowflakes like parklife.Fucking raging. Settle doon, @DJSnake Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Squash? Fuck sake You surprise me! Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 We would have once been sworn enemies separated only by the Bridge of Don subway.Then the power of drugs, Parkway Fridays and common friends getting married shattered the Iron Curtain allowing the North and South to forge relationships culminating in recreational sport meets.Would make a great low budget movie.Used to walk that subway everyday in the late 90's/early 00's Was a bit feart first time to be fair Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 I am positive.... Positive you are a fucking dildo 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Mid/Late 80s we were sent as little boys with a quid to go swimming at BOD pool. The tension as you came out the other side, clearly 10 degrees cooler deep into enemy territory was unbearable. If you encountered a similar aged group it would always end up in heavy name calling, physical violence or a running battle, usually a combo of all. Was good stuff. Laws of the street. The bentshots of today wouldn't stand a chance.^^Jimmy Somerville 2 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 A DJ would play in your toilet while you took a shit if you supplied Decks and a PA system..... And paid their fee.Without wishing to tred old ground the issue was not that Cavey claimed to have organised raves it was that he claimed to have organised Colours, a relatively big name on the scene at the time, but couldn't back it up. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Bit of a love in for Cavey here I still think you're a pap, Cavey 3 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 The mere acknowledgment by Cheesepipes I imagine what it's like for a 15yo girl to have her tweet liked by a kardashian. Cavey could live off it for weeks. Hope he doesn't though Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 I want your japs eye CaveySicko Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 SickoPoodles getting lonely because studbaker is away on holiday. I'd have thought he'd shoot for better than cagey though. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Cavey will be boasting about his pipes endorsement to family members . Made his year .prob framed it; pride of place in the block stairwell Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 I've got to admit I'm a bit jealous he's met Cheeser. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 We know each other. I can confirm he was a fan of electronic music and see no reason he couldn't have booked several DJs with a deposit and then promoted such event.Loads of folk did. A complete idiot I worked with organised events and had Bassgenerator playing at some village hall in the middle of nowhere. Carl Cox the man himself among others got booked to play at the Craigmile in Blackburn. Way before it trebled in size with the snobby white settlers in their 5 bed homes.I was at the Craigmile that night.A 16/17 year old KSL was sat across the table from the rather large black gentleman in the lounge whilst enjoying a pint.Nice guy. Edit: just worked it out. 1994 it was. Fucking hell. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Just to confirm? You got nailed by Parklife over a pool table in the Craigmile in 1994? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Parky shoots blanks thoughDoesn't like to hit the eight ball either Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Just to confirm? You got nailed by Parklife over a pool table in the Craigmile in 1994?Potted the pink. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Potted the pink.Nudged the brown. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Nudged the brown.Got his stool pushed in Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Got his stool pushed in Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Angrily banged his butt on the floor. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Doesn't like to hit the eight ball eitherNickname's Eazy E, your 8-ball junkie. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Don't put me on a pedestal. I'm a twat.Agreed. Pals with Cavey FFS. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 I'm still alive you cunts! Link to comment
ebbe Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Agreed. Pals with Cavey FFS.I’m distancing myself from the rock god after that revelation it must be said. Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 I'm still alive you cunts! Link to comment
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