Pet Hates

[HairyPie]

Greta Thunberg.  I'm upping my plastic use because of her.  Was walking to work before all these climate protests, have started driving now.  

[NEM]

Greta Thunberg.  I'm upping my plastic use because of her.  Was walking to work before all these climate protests, have started driving now.  

 

 

Aye she's a fucking beaut

[Poodler]

Greta Thunberg. I'm upping my plastic use because of her. Was walking to work before all these climate protests, have started driving now.

 

Little slut

 

(Her)

 

 

 

She'd have more clout if she was a bloke

[Studebaker-90]

I’m going to spill oil directly on to a pod of whales (good pub in Aberdeen)

[BWG]

I'm going to put my empty plastic milk receptacle into the recycling, with the lid STILL ON.

[BrianFaePerth]

I'm going to put my empty plastic milk receptacle into the recycling, with the lid STILL ON.

You’re worse than hitler

[maryhilldon]

I'm going to empty my bins in the river.

[Simply Red]

Im going to put a crocodile in the duck pond at duthie park.

[The Boofon]

I’m going to get Brian fae Perth to put his hands up.

[eeps]

Greta Thunberg. I'm upping my plastic use because of her. Was walking to work before all these climate protests, have started driving now.

What's more spasticated, having autism or thinking an autistic kid should be dictating policy?

 

Good wee quiz here :

 

https://www.thegwpf.com/the-big-climate-change-quiz/

[eeps]

Anything is better than Bojo, the bumbling oaf

shrug

[maryhilldon]

If I see a goose it's getting volleyed.

[Simply Red]

Climate change cunts in town today. They couldn’t give a fuck about climate change they just want attention

Seen all the obnoxious kids on the news talking about climate change. Made my fucking ears bleed. If only Jim was still around he couldve helped fix it for them all.

[HairyPie]

Climate change cunts in town today. They couldn’t give a fuck about climate change they just want attention

I'm about 79/21 on that one.

[The Boofon]

What's more spasticated, having autism or thinking an autistic kid should be dictating policy?

 

Good wee quiz here :

 

https://www.thegwpf.com/the-big-climate-change-quiz/

Wow. You seem intelligent eeps.

 

Holy moly I’ve read some shite on here but that’s up there.

[eeps]

Wow. You seem intelligent eeps.

 

Holy moly I’ve read some shite on here but that’s up there.

Thanks, enjoy the rally?

[1903Fitba]

Spending an evening in a pub only to find out its run by (provable) Huns.

 

Happened this weekend. Weegie behind the bar (in England) & A’s I was leaving noticed a Union Jack flag and a picture of the queen above the door.

 

Spewing.

[Fridge]

Glass someone

[Don Fonte]

Set fire to the place as a minimum.

[Simply Red]

Drank in the Louden bar after a scotland game at shitbrox. Trying to tear off and burn the hun wall paper. Also trying to remove the various picture of the royal family. Karaoke was just shouting dons songs. Wont surprise you to hear we where asked to leave and the cops arrived. Shouldve burned the place to the ground.

[BWG]

Drank in the Louden bar after a scotland game at shitbrox. Trying to tear off and burn the hun wall paper. Also trying to remove the various picture of the royal family. Karaoke was just shouting dons songs. Wont surprise you to hear we where asked to leave and the cops arrived. Shouldve burned the place to the ground.

 

Hope you at least took a dump in the sink or something before going?

[alscotoz]

Hope you at least took a dump in the sink or something before going?

 

Waste of a shite.

[Simply Red]

Hope you at least took a dump in the sink or something before going?

Shat in the cistern.

Probably.

[Simply Red]

Loved UB40

Heh

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Bad enough these bastards that inhabit the high street who ask to do a survey stressing it's not a sales pitch.  And then ask Q1 Are you thinking of buying double glazing or a conservatory in the near future?

 

But the piss ant on Saturday addressed me as "and you Ma Man have you a minute to do a survey?"

 

Ma Man!!! You're not from these parts now are you son?  Just fuck right off!

[Fridge]

Never stop to speak them unless it’s a hot bird.

 

Also folk outside the Church on Union Street, what the fuck are they wasting their time for. There surely has not been one single person in a decade that has taken a flyer and thought fuck it I might actually go, never thought of that.

 

You either go to Church or you don’t.

[Poodler]

Bad enough these bastards that inhabit the high street who ask to do a survey stressing it's not a sales pitch. And then ask Q1 Are you thinking of buying double glazing or a conservatory in the near future?

 

But the piss ant on Saturday addressed me as "and you Ma Man have you a minute to do a survey?"

 

Ma Man!!! You're not from these parts now are you son? Just fuck right off!

I always think those window sellers must draw short straws in the office with the unlucky one forced to stand and be ignored by the public all day

[maryhilldon]

I always think those window sellers must draw short straws in the office with the unlucky one forced to stand and be ignored by the public all day

Can't imagine a more soul destroying job, amazed anyone signs up for it.

[Fridge]

Suppose if it’s a sunny day you get to stand about doing fuck all trying to chat up birds in the pretence that you care about the survey that you clearly fill in a heap yourself to meet your quota.

 

And probably go for a few pints on duty.

[maryhilldon]

Suppose if it’s a sunny day you get to stand about doing fuck all trying to chat up birds in the pretence that you care about the survey that you clearly fill in a heap yourself to meet your quota.

 

And probably go for a few pints on duty.

They'll be on commission I would've thought?