Pet Hates

[Redforever86]

What do you call an African American floating in mid air?

[Fridge]

Darkie Superman?

[eeps]

To be fair the audience were more entertaining than the film, which might have been Traffic or Crash.

Here's a factoid, Traffic was based on a BBC series called, I think, Human Traffic, from the 80's. Bill Paterson was a govt minister who's daughter died of a heroin overdose and he ends up investigating international heroin trade. It is far superior to the film.

[1903Fitba]

Vauxhall Zafira drivers.

[Redforever86]

Vauxhall Zafira drivers.

 

I used to drive a Zafira.

 

Terrible car.

 

Once drove home from the West end of town to Bod with the only working break being the hand break.  

[For Fecks Sake]

Actually had quite a nice night. The bright lights of George Street. Now about to watch Avengers End game. Happy. (Although the cunt next to me has just opened up a monster bag of crunchy popcorn. And opened his can with one hand. Which seems to increase that pssst noise. Prick.)

Weird as some weedy looking baldy prick wearing a retro hearts top is sitting next to me in the cinema but is constantly on his phone thereby distracting me from eating my monster bag of crunchy popcorn and drinking from my can of irn bru (which I can open one handed)

[1903Fitba]

I used to drive a Zafira.

 

Terrible car.

 

Once drove home from the West end of town to Bod with the only working break being the hand break.

Usually complete minks driving with “Child on Board” stickers in the window.

 

Hate the bastards.

[For Fecks Sake]

Weird as some weedy looking baldy prick wearing a retro hearts top is sitting next to me in the cinema but is constantly on his phone thereby distracting me from eating my monster bag of crunchy popcorn and drinking from my can of irn bru (which I can open one handed)

[Bluto10]

What do you call an African American floating in mid air?

  

Vauxhall Zafira drivers.

don’t get it

[Chewie37]

I used to drive a Zafira.

 

Terrible car.

 

Once drove home from the West end of town to Bod with the only working break being the hand break.

 

The GSI was alright.......admittedly I wouldn’t own one

[Chewie37]

What do you call an African American floating in mid air?

David Blaike......Shazaam

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Went to see a fillum in a black theatre in Detroit some time back.

 

Fuckers seem to think it's interactive entertainment.

 

Any time some kind of action happened they'd be... "Awwwwwwww HEEEEELL NAW!" or "DAAAAAYUM, SON! WHOOOOOO!"

 

And not just one or two of them, like 50% of the audience minimim.

 

To be fair the audience were more entertaining than the film, which might have been Traffic or Crash.

No way could I deal with that. Scum.

[Chewie37]

Went to see a fillum in a black theatre in Detroit some time back. 

 

Fuckers seem to think it's interactive entertainment. 

 

Any time some kind of action happened they'd be... "Awwwwwwww HEEEEELL NAW!"  or "DAAAAAYUM, SON! WHOOOOOO!"

 

And not just one or two of them, like 50% of the audience minimim. 

 

To be fair the audience were more entertaining than the film, which might have been Traffic or Crash.

 

It’s weird as fuck the first time you go, I went to see the Mark Wahlberg Planet of the Apes in 2001 in a cinema in Massachusetts and they were all cheering and shouting during the film....bams min

[Parklife]

Plumbers. What a useless shower of cunts they are.

[Chewie37]

Loved Mario Kart.

Great as Millertimes loon

[Parklife]

Let's a go and make a mess of a parkies bathroom

At your age, you're more likely to make a mess of you pants, you incontinent auld codger.

[Studebaker-90]

Plumbers. What a useless shower of cunts they are.

Nice pun.

[Fridge]

Nice pun.

Don’t fucking leave us hanging, what have they done?

 

Are we talking a shoddy fitting of a toilet or did they pump your wife while you were at work?

[Parklife]

Don’t fucking leave us hanging, what have they done?

 

Are we talking a shoddy fitting of a toilet or did they pump your wife while you were at work?

Nothing so interesting. They had re-piped the heating system but hadn't fitted one of the pipes to the radiator properly. So at 00:30 last night I had water pishing from the radiator valve all over the bedroom floor.

[Guest milne_afc]

Operator error imho

[Parklife]

Did they leak all over your wife’s norks?

Being married.

 

LOL

[BrianFaePerth]

Did they stick a plunger up your life partners arse?

[Redforever86]

Did they not give you a reach around when they raped yir arse and wallet?

[BWG]

Shops that close on the weekend. You deserve to go out of business.

[Ke1t]

Rape him.

 

With a plunger.

 

Do rape.

 

#SickDonsHibsFans

 

@@Police

[Parklife]

Shops that close on the weekend. You deserve to go out of business.

Same with places that are only open 9-5pm during the week. 70% of your potential customers are at work 100% of those hours, you moron.

 

*percentages are made up, obviously.

[Arabian Knight]

tae ony prison wardens lookin in william beggs is ment tae be sound e jist likes windin up the screws n ticklin the tax payers baws

[Studebaker-90]

Tae any sevco fuds looking in.

 

Durrant dived.

[Redforever86]

Tae any peeping toms who are looking in. 

 

Post the photos in the appropriate thread. 

[Studebaker-90]

To any people tripping on acid looking in.

Is that Tup?