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#5071 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted Today, 06:30 PM

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A heart warming tale - the boys a ledge and a half

That should never be in court
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#5072 OFFLINE   BillyStarkDivinHeeder

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Posted Today, 06:39 PM

Brian AKA cowkin

Im not going to grass on the individual person as Im not Tup. However in the interests of credibility I will indulge that I worked for Kvaerner then Aker Kvaerner for a number of years 97-2004 then I moved onto another service company based in Stav. I also worked in Flora supporting an FPSO. Now unless there is another dundonian named Brian working in Bergen then you are the individual all the Kvaerner/Aker service hands referred to in folklore as cowkin Brian, one of your ex workmates delighted in telling tales of your stench which were corroborated by any cunt unlucky to come within sniffing distance of you.

Now Bergen as nice as it is does not have many overly hot days you clearly need some tips for the meting pot that is Perth so folk dont continue making excuses not to go near your toxic pits.

1. Shower at least once a day using soap.
2. Apply suitable deodarant each morning
3. Repeat

Dont say Im not good to you.

Ps loads of other folk know your story but are maybe not nice enough to point out your odour challenges.

No need for thanks Ive assumed your gratitude.


Hahaha
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#5073 ONLINE   Poodler

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Posted Today, 07:27 PM

Tup would enjoy this

@Bebo do the wrong thing and apologise ;)
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#5074 OFFLINE   RAZOR

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Posted Today, 07:35 PM

Cavey back from the brink there.

Cowkin Brian :laughing:
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#5075 ONLINE   mcdougall(4)

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Posted Today, 08:27 PM

Cavey is just putting people in bodybags today


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#5076 OFFLINE   Captain Caveman

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Posted Today, 08:30 PM

Between Cowkin and Brooke’s agent I can’t wait till the fucking Aussies wake up
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#5077 ONLINE   Poodler

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Posted Today, 08:40 PM

Delighted I'm on nights and will witness it unfold
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#5078 OFFLINE   dave_min

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Posted Today, 08:55 PM

Delighted I'm on nights and will witness it unfold


Screenshots please.
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#5079 ONLINE   Millertime

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Posted Today, 09:03 PM

Brian AKA cowkin

Im not going to grass on the individual person as Im not Tup. However in the interests of credibility I will indulge that I worked for Kvaerner then Aker Kvaerner for a number of years 97-2004 then I moved onto another service company based in Stav. I also worked in Flora supporting an FPSO. Now unless there is another dundonian named Brian working in Bergen then you are the individual all the Kvaerner/Aker service hands referred to in folklore as cowkin Brian, one of your ex workmates delighted in telling tales of your stench which were corroborated by any cunt unlucky to come within sniffing distance of you.

Now Bergen as nice as it is does not have many overly hot days you clearly need some tips for the meting pot that is Perth so folk dont continue making excuses not to go near your toxic pits.

1. Shower at least once a day using soap.
2. Apply suitable deodarant each morning
3. Repeat

Dont say Im not good to you.

Ps loads of other folk know your story but are maybe not nice enough to point out your odour challenges.

No need for thanks Ive assumed your gratitude.


Got to be honest, I don't think this is snooker

We are all on here to chat and relieve stress during a day

This I think, is poor form
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#5080 ONLINE   cheesepipes

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Posted Today, 09:12 PM

Not to piss on the parade but his names not Brian.
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#5081 OFFLINE   Roberto

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Posted Today, 09:14 PM

I didn't want to reveal that and piss on the parade.

It was better viewing it as a pretend that he was Brian.

He is also not Byen.
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#5082 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted Today, 09:21 PM

Haha Cavey bullshitting again. I'm shocked.
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#5083 OFFLINE   Captain Caveman

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Posted Today, 09:27 PM

Was a long time ago so Name could be wrong but dundonian from Bergen it was
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#5084 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted Today, 09:33 PM

Was a long time ago so Name could be wrong but dundonian from Bergen it was


From hero to zero.
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#5085 ONLINE   cheesepipes

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Posted Today, 09:35 PM

I feel like I've fucked the joke.

I retract my statement.

Fuck you Brian.
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#5086 ONLINE   Millertime

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Posted Today, 09:35 PM

Was a long time ago so Name could be wrong but dundonian from Bergen it was


Mate do we really need to do it anyway?!

We are all just on here for a laugh are we not?!

THAT'S getting a bit personal ?
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#5087 OFFLINE   Captain Caveman

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Posted Today, 09:42 PM

Fucks sake MT, pot kettle black, all fun and games
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#5088 ONLINE   Millertime

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Posted Today, 09:43 PM

Fucks sake MT, pot kettle black, all fun and games


Haha that poor guys just been assassinated characterly?!
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