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Corona Hairstyles

03 June 2020 - 06:25 PM

How’s everyone’s looking?

Just went for a pish, looked in the mirror and I have somehow produced a mixture of a Brian May and Pat Sharpe mullet look.

Black curly on top and long at the back. Might just Doug Rougvie the whole fucking lot off.

Corona TV

16 April 2020 - 01:34 PM

Why are they continuing to show fucking Bargain Hunt and Dion Dublin telling me how to decorate my house.

Granted I can download shit off Sky but this is surely the time to be showing classic tv. I’d happily watch a rerun of Raul Moat losing it or Sevco getting kicked to fuck by coppers in the Manchester riots.

Anyway what classic tv would you like rerun?

Random Celebrity Encounters

11 April 2020 - 09:31 AM

Following on from Chewie’s revelation that he is friends of the stars.

Emphasis being on the shitness of the celebrity / bizarreness of the situation as opposed to say sitting three tables away from De Niro. Suppose if someone has actually pumped Sharon Stone or done a line with Tom Cruise that would be acceptable.

I’ll start with Floella Benjamin eating a bowl of soup in the Heathrow lounge.

Tony Hawkes (skateboarder) in a hotel in Kiev.

Valentine’s Day

13 February 2020 - 02:55 PM

Incase anyone is forgetting and getting hoofed in the balls tomorrow.

Tempted to get a card for the new office girl but the fear of the sex register is preventing me.

The Supernatural

15 December 2019 - 04:34 PM

I don’t believe in any of this shit, but just been at a Christmas lunch and turns out most of the lassies had been at a fortune teller last night.

I assumed (perhaps naively hence the thread) that anyone going to this stuff was just having a laugh but they were totally convinced that the guy knew stuff he couldn’t and then started producing stories about how they had seen ghosts before.

I tried to say that in the world of social media and these guys make you hear what you want etc but they were having none of it.

So has anyone seen a ghost, spoke to their deid granny or is it just total bullshit?