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#1 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 09:43 AM

You know that moon,  it's a man made hollow object which the FBI use to spy on everyone. 


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 10:10 AM

Good! If you've got nothing to hide then you shouldn't be worried!


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 11:07 AM

Up there amongst the most miserable cunts on the planet. Particularly those from Aberdeen and surrounds.
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 11:10 AM

Up there amongst the most miserable cunts on the planet. Particularly those from Aberdeen and surrounds.

 

True with the odd exception obviously.

 

Wouldn't feel sorry for the cunts when (if) uber comes to town.


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 11:12 AM

Been busy mate?
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 11:12 AM

What time you on 'til?
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 11:35 AM

Me: Can you take me to x.
Swarthy taxi driver: where?
Me: x
SWD: where that?

Eh then end up giving directions the whole way.

Getting a taxi license in Bergen involves having a car, a clue about where the fuck everything is is not required.
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 11:38 AM

Last time I got a taxi in Abz I was £8 to go from Queen Vic to Train Station.

I paid a 5er of it.
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 12:17 PM

Got picked up in Bod gan to fitba and the cunt says Iv had to put the 7 series in the garage canna afford to run it as a taxi anymore so Iv had to run a cheap car.

What a bellend goes for much oh taxi drivers apart from Paul Lawries Old Man he's a good cunt
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 12:30 PM

Last time I got a taxi in Abz I was £8 to go from Queen Vic to Train Station.

I paid a 5er of it.

Lazy cunt. Could have walked it just as quick.


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 01:16 PM

Had that Derek McInnes and Walter Smith in the back the other day. Off to Ibrox in January. Done deal.
David Murray coming back as well . Spent his last few quid on lottery tickets and won the Euromillions.
Steven Gerard coming in as McInnes' no.2 as well.
You couldnt make it up .
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 01:17 PM

Going anywhere nice on your holidays?


Wait, that's pesky hairdressers.

Edited by Bad_Mobby, 10 August 2017 - 01:18 PM.

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 01:54 PM

Lazy cunt. Could have walked it just as quick.


Not with 30kg worth of stuff.

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 02:30 PM


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 02:36 PM

Going anywhere nice on your holidays?


Wait, that's pesky hairdressers.


Stop taunting tup.
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 02:50 PM

Me: Can you take me to x.
Swarthy taxi driver: where?
Me: x
SWD: where that?
Eh then end up giving directions the whole way.
Getting a taxi license in Bergen involves having a car, a clue about where the fuck everything is is not required.


Being a Somalian or other ethnic majority would seem to help in Bergen too
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 03:14 PM

Not with 30kg worth of stuff.

DYA and do a goal

Did a goal and Dildo affixed to bonnet 👍
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 04:42 PM

Being a Somalian or other ethnic majority would seem to help in Bergen too


True dat.

Having said that, that's only if you get a taxi at the airport. Order one from home and it's invariably a noggie. Dispatch still favours the white man.
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 06:59 PM

I'll share this video of my pal pished in the back of a Joe Baxi in Edinburgh...  hahaha.   

 


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 07:23 PM

^A young D man

Uncanny.
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 07:27 PM

I'll share this video of my pal pished in the back of a Joe Baxi in Edinburgh...  hahaha.   
 
https://www.youtube....h?v=zwaOuDrWCCE


Hahaha
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 07:39 PM

I think that man has maybe taken some recreational drugs.
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 07:41 PM

Fantastic teeth for a man who clearly enjoys dumbo's lugs
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 08:25 PM

Fantastic teeth for a man who clearly enjoys dumbo's lugs

Mad enough without the gear.


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Posted 11 August 2017 - 04:27 PM

Utterly miserable cunts, can't wait till Uber arrives
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 05:57 PM

I'll share this video of my pal pished in the back of a Joe Baxi in Edinburgh...  hahaha.   
 
https://www.youtube....h?v=zwaOuDrWCCE


Hahaha that's excellent. My four year old agrees. In about 30 years she will be old enough to read one of cheesepipes posts.
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 06:07 PM

I'll share this video of my pal pished in the back of a Joe Baxi in Edinburgh...  hahaha.   

 

Cracked up at that.


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Posted 12 August 2017 - 12:13 PM

I'll share this video of my pal pished in the back of a Joe Baxi in Edinburgh...  hahaha.   

 

 

An you lot want to whine about the driver?  

 

Sit doon, shut up, pay up and noo get the fuck oot ma car. Job done.

:trophy:


Edited by tiktak, 12 August 2017 - 12:13 PM.

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Posted 12 August 2017 - 04:21 PM

I'll share this video of my pal pished in the back of a Joe Baxi in Edinburgh...  hahaha.   
 
https://www.youtube....h?v=zwaOuDrWCCE


Hahaha that's fuckin ace
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Posted 12 August 2017 - 05:40 PM

You know that Michael McIntyre ? 24th in line to the throne he is . Seriously . All to do with being a 2nd cousin of Kate Middleton.
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