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#1 OFFLINE   granite sheep

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 09:53 AM

Hypothetically, you've been locked into a massive grocery store with all the other AFC Chat members, for a massive food fight, last man standing wins What do you choose as your ammunition and why?

I'm gonna go down the frozen aisle and get a leg of lamb as a club and do molotovs outta the cheap vodka.
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 10:12 AM

I'd always thought of a food fight as custard pies, and throwing jellies etc not clubbing folk to death with a piece of frozen meat.
As hypothically, we're in Walmart ,I'm going to go past the home baking aisle, along from dairy products, and get myself an Ak-47 assault rifle.
Should I run out of amo then fellow posters may feel the sharp point of the AK's 8 inch steel bayonet attachment( optional accessory).
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 10:24 AM

:laughing:
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 10:27 AM

A bag of popcorn.


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Posted 11 August 2017 - 10:32 AM

English mustard.


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Posted 11 August 2017 - 10:33 AM

Yon sriracha sause in a squirty bottle. 


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Posted 11 August 2017 - 10:34 AM

I'd go to the kitchen section and get the knives


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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:06 AM

Vinegar filled water pistol

Some tins of spam.

Kebabs (with sticks in) for stabbing.

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:10 AM

I'd wrap myself in bacon to keep the muzzies away then get the drain cleaner and start melting cunts pusses
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:10 AM

Boofon puts carrots in his bum.


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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:11 AM

Head down the ice lolly aisle and dish out the brain freezes. 


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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:22 AM

I'd wrap myself in bacon to keep the muzzies away then get the drain cleaner and start melting cunts pusses


Drain cleaner isn't food.
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:24 AM

I'd relax in the beer aisle with @bluto and watch the fighting commence


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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:24 AM

If this is an American Walmart eh will just shoot the lot of you after waiting the necessary 3 days for background checks.
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:38 AM

@ rumpus would be wandering around with hot dog sausages and bananas up his arse.
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:48 AM

Drain cleaner isn't food.


Fair point. I'd drink all the Guinness and eat all the eggs raw then squirt my stinky diahorrea at everycunt then. That count?
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 12:05 PM

Fair point. I'd drink all the Guinness and eat all the eggs raw then squirt my stinky diahorrea at everycunt then. That count?


Just say Guinness and eggs

Saves confusion.
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 12:25 PM

I'm going in armed with a Salmon and pizza Frisbee with razor blades round the edges.

Covers long range and short range attacks.
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 12:32 PM

I'll stock up on weapons from the card aisle.

Paper cuts for every foe.


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Posted 11 August 2017 - 12:47 PM

ground/powdered chipotle, cayenne, black pepper, paprika


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Posted 11 August 2017 - 12:48 PM

Onion in a sock.
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 12:49 PM

Just say Guinness and eggs

Saves confusion.


Guinness and eggs
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 12:53 PM

tins of beans


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Posted 11 August 2017 - 01:00 PM

I'd find a coconut, and a quiet corner. 

 

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 01:14 PM

Fair point. I'd drink all the Guinness and eat all the eggs raw then squirt my stinky diahorrea at everycunt then. That count?


No. Diahorrea isn't food either .
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 01:22 PM

A few strategically placed bananas will no doubt result in some hilarious slapstick falls. 


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Posted 11 August 2017 - 01:45 PM

I'll be chatting up the young Quine on the till
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 02:43 PM

I'll be chatting up the young Quine on the till


Aye the one on day release wee special needs

I'd make dildo gloves we cucumbers and start busting ass
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 02:52 PM

Aye the one on day release wee special needs

I'd make dildo gloves we cucumbers and start busting ass


Says the predator marrying an easily lead young girl
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Posted 11 August 2017 - 02:55 PM

I'd make a net out of noodles.
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