YorkDon Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Cunts that stick to speed limits at 5am when you’re driving to work.You really dinna need to be doing 20 past that school when the kids aren’t fucking there... 2 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Cunts that stick to speed limits at 5am when you’re driving to work.You really dinna need to be doing 20 past that school when the kids aren’t fucking there... You might if you're planning an 8am abduction. Don't be so dismissive and narrow minded. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 You might if you're planning an 8am abduction. Don't be so dismissive and narrow minded.Ach you’re probably right min.How selfish of me to forget about the paedos and weirdos! Link to comment
BWG Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Folk who take anything longer than 15 seconds at a cash machine. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Maniacal religious preachers who shout biblical verse and proclaim the end of the world is nigh Link to comment
Henry Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Maniacal religious preachersA Design for Life was my favourite Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Folk who take anything longer than 15 seconds at a cash machine.^ this. Card in, fuck asking for a balance, select cash amount, no receipt, take card, take cash then fuck off. HOWEVER there is always some cunt who wants to check balances on multiple cards before deciding that they want to take some cash out of the first card they used. Fuck off with that pish. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 People who say 'you've parked in my space' Their space being outside their house. No markings on road. No I haven't. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 You cunts are tightly wound. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 You cunts are tightly wound.I've ingested some lovely cocaine In a hoose with my music on I'm bloody fabulous Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Hoose party is always best with bingo. Too much fucking about in pubs. Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted March 23, 2019 Admin Share Posted March 23, 2019 Getting sent deranged emails. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Getting sent deranged emails.It's your own fault min. Totalitarian He's a bloody good man and you've censored him Shithouse Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted March 23, 2019 Admin Share Posted March 23, 2019 It's your own fault min. Totalitarian He's a bloody good man and you've censored him ShithouseHe'll read this and actually believe it. Poor guy thinks everyone's got his back but doesn't realise people are laughing behind it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 He'll read this and actually believe it. Poor guy thinks everyone's got his back but doesn't realise people are laughing behind it.Bring back Put is what I say. He was better than Tup. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 People who take ages to put petrol when you're waiting at the pump. Fannying about putting gloves on. Pulling out paper towels to wrap over the nozzle. And generally fucking about. Wankers. Second the bank machine slow coaches also. 1 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 People who take ages to put petrol when you're waiting at the pump.Fannying about putting gloves on. Pulling out paper towels to wrap over the nozzle. And generally fucking about. Wankers.Second the bank machine slow coaches also.To add to this, people who park 8 foot from the petrol pump so you cant get through the middle of the two parked cars to get to the front pumps. Fucking idiots. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 People who take ages to put petrol when you're waiting at the pump. Fannying about putting gloves on. Pulling out paper towels to wrap over the nozzle. And generally fucking about. Wankers. Second the bank machine slow coaches also.That would be infuriating but I must admit I’ve never seen anyone ever actually use those gloves at the pumps. Arseholes who will only use the pump on the side of their cap. The hose reaches round. Get out of the fucking way. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 That would be infuriating but I must admit I’ve never seen anyone ever actually use those gloves at the pumps. Arseholes who will only use the pump on the side of their cap. The hose reaches round. Get out of the fucking way.Must be a westhill thing, noticed it more since I started working there and putting diesel in at Tesco there. Just get the fucking fuel in, care if your hands stick of it. Link to comment
BWG Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 That would be infuriating but I must admit I’ve never seen anyone ever actually use those gloves at the pumps. Arseholes who will only use the pump on the side of their cap. The hose reaches round. Get out of the fucking way.I saw someone use them for the first time the other week. Took a fucking age to fill up his car and then went into the garage to pay... it was pay at the pump. CUNT. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Arseholes who will only use the pump on the side of their cap. The hose reaches round. Get out of the fucking way. Haha aye, but the benefit is when they queue for one letting you go past and use the one they could use if they weren’t so thick. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 It pisses me off how every petrol station is turning into a supermarket, cafe, hardware store, subway, etc all in one. Waiting to pay your petrol and get up the road and some cunt is ordering coffees for a whole mini bus or some cunt is doing their weekly shop. I understand the business case but there should always be either pay at the pump or a till just for petrol. Link to comment
eeps Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 People who take ages to put petrol when you're waiting at the pump. Fannying about putting gloves on. Pulling out paper towels to wrap over the nozzle. And generally fucking about. Wankers. Second the bank machine slow coaches also.People that get hot under the collar about my personal habits. Fuck off, there's plenty to worry about in this life, me taking my time with shit isn't though. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 People that get hot under the collar about my personal habits. Fuck off, there's plenty to worry about in this life, me taking my time with shit isn't though.That's really funny... Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 yer nae wrang there deff..dinna ken wit eeps wis tryin tae git aff ez chest there but e didna yase the richt wordin Link to comment
eeps Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 yer nae wrang there deff..dinna ken wit eeps wis tryin tae git aff ez chest there but e didna yase the richt wordinI take my time at the petrol station Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 People who take photos of their grub before eating. It seems now to be impolite to eat your food before everyone has taken their pics. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Squint mouthed news wifies and one armed weather girls Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Squint mouthed news wifies and one armed weather girlsThat one armed weather bird is hot Link to comment
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