Pet Hates

[Studebaker-90]

Great minds Boof.

[Durrant Dived]

Great minds Boof.

 

Get a room.

[Studebaker-90]

Jealousy. You’ll get on well with @@maryhilldon

[Poodler]

Fat people who slag drug addicts

[Studebaker-90]

Body facism.

[YorkDon]

Fat cunts that order a Maccy D’s with a diet drink.

You’re only kidding yersel...

[Ke1t]

Asian Porn. 

 

You always ALWAYS have to have a quick check to see if the bird has a cock. 

[Ke1t]

When you go to shake some cunts hand and they try to fist bump(?) or give you the high five type shake

 

Just awkward

 

Guy I know always leans into a handshake for the shoulder bump. 

 

I'm not doing that. 

 

I'm never doing that. 

[Dom Sullivan]

Guy I know always leans into a handshake for the shoulder bump. 

 

I'm not doing that. 

 

I'm never doing that.

 

Is that wanky Yankee pish or is that a "thing" round the world?

 

Yanks are very touchy feely

[Studebaker-90]

When you go to shake some cunts hand and they try to fist bump(?) or give you the high five type shake

Just awkward

Not as bad as receiving a limp handshake.

[Ke1t]

Is that wanky Yankee pish or is that a "thing" round the world?

 

Yanks are very touchy feely

 

I suspect it's an Alpha Bro thing, like the chest bump. 

 

I'm not doing that. 

 

A firm handshake and sensible eye contact. Maybe a slight nod of the head... that's all that's required. 

 

Yanks are touchy feely, though.  

 

I don't think I'd hugged another human being till I moved here.

 

They're all about hugs. 

[Zeus]

Boat shoes

[Poodler]

Not as bad as receiving a limp handshake.

I'm big on this. A strong handshake is essential. I don't command respect just by entering a room at 5,7 and built like a 7 year old loon but a firm handshake is a good start to make folk notice you.

 

 

 

 

 

I see Love Island is now on.

 

Idiots watched by idiots

[Zeus]

Fucking hate love island.

 

And the cunts who yearn to be like the folk in it(soul bar types)

[Redforever86]

Fucking hate love island.

 

And the cunts who yearn to be like the folk in it(soul bar types)

 

 

Folk who say shit like this.

 

I don't hate love island because I've never watched it, nae hard is it. 

[Studebaker-90]

The first guy who appeared on it is called Anton. A fine forklift driver through diversity.

[Zeus]

Folk who say shit like this.

 

I don't hate love island because I've never watched it, nae hard is it.

 

Wife puts it on every night...souls full o bellends

[Fridge]

Folk sending you emails at work that could be resolved within 1 second. “Hi Fridge, just

Wondering what you think about this and would it be alright or some shit.”

 

Just stick your heid round the door and 99.9% of the time I will say yes. Hi yeah think that should

be fine. About a million emails to get through do not give a flying fuck if you need to fuck off early for a dentist appointment.

 

Unless it is going to cause me any hassle do what you want. Get the job done when it needs to be otherwise knock yourself out.

[Redforever86]

Wife puts it on every night...souls full o bellends

 

Get her telt min. 

[Ke1t]

I've gained a new pet hate recently.

 

People Pretending via YouTube comments to have been in the Army.

 

Then a ream of fucking spastics saying "Thank you for your service"

 

That's a Yank thing. 

 

You got paid to do a job and you carried a gun. 

 

Big fuckin whoop. 

 

Plumbers are up to their elbows in shite every day so that we don't have to live like Middle Easterners and shit in the street. 

 

Thank the fucking plumbers for their service. 

[Torry Tosser]

Pricks who walk about in shorts when its freezing,just to show aff the shit ink work on their legs.

[YorkDon]

That's a Yank thing.

 

You got paid to do a job and you carried a gun.

 

Big fuckin whoop.

 

Plumbers are up to their elbows in shite every day so that we don't have to live like Middle Easterners and shit in the street.

 

Thank the fucking plumbers for their service.

Took an internal flight from Atlanta to Orlando a few years back and there were a couple of Army guys on the plane.

Before we were allowed to get off the plane the captain was over the tannoy thanking the guys for their service and there was much cheering,clapping and hollering...

 

Mentalists

[BrianFaePerth]

U-S-A U-S-A!!

[Poodler]

Load of shit. Could work in the office and never even see a photo of a war zone and still you're revered for putting your life on the line.

 

I served my country for 20 years.

 

You did a public service job like the rest of us.

 

 

Patriotism is a strange thing

[Torry Tosser]

Golf fans that shout "Get in the Hole" when someone's just hit the ball from 500 yds away.No wonder Dustin Johnson chinned one of them the other week.

[The Boofon]

Surely everyone says Lidls.

I don’t.

 

It’s Lidl. Tesco. ASDA.

 

Sainsbury’s is allowable.

[manboobs109]

I'm an Asdas, Tescos, Aldis man. Don't really know why.

[Torry Tosser]

I don’t.

 

It’s Lidl. Tesco. ASDA.

 

Sainsbury’s is allowable.

What about Boots..

[alscotoz]

When you go to shake some cunts hand and they try to fist bump(?) or give you the high five type shake

 

Just awkward

 

What about this? FFS.

 

https://www.bankwest.com.au/personal/payments-services/wearables/bankwest-halo-nfc-ring

[NEM]

Folk sending you emails at work that could be resolved within 1 second. “Hi Fridge, just

Wondering what you think about this and would it be alright or some shit.”

 

Just stick your heid round the door and 99.9% of the time I will say yes. Hi yeah think that should

be fine. About a million emails to get through do not give a flying fuck if you need to fuck off early for a dentist appointment.

 

Unless it is going to cause me any hassle do what you want. Get the job done when it needs to be otherwise knock yourself out.

 

 

Clock watchers at work a pet hate.  Bore off you cunts