Fridge Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 It just builds up then eventually you’ll crack and come out with “Would you just shut the fuck up you stupid vegan bitch, I never want to speak to you ever again” Storm out go for a steak and you’ll be made out to be the bad one. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 HH@@Police ^^nazi Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 You must be under the thumb FFSNah as per Fridge's comments I am usually left to sit outside reading a book drinking. Mrs FFS is an understanding woman (she has to be being married to me) and I am merely storing up brownie points for when I do my own stuff. Not sure about HH (our guest) might get her to sign up to this site and we can destroy her piece by piece Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Tell her that we are the environmentalist wing of the afc support Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 One of my pet hates - People who use the line "Bet you're fun at parties". It's usually the sort of folk who will have lolled at the Bulgarian fans making monkey chants thinking "it's just banter", and when someone calls them on it, out comes the "I bet you're fun...". Nah mate, I bet your the kind of cunt that gets into fights at every party as you're an arsehole. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Holidaying alone solves all these issues Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Such a pretty houseAnd such a pretty garden .. ...... ... .. ......... Please. No surprises there. Alarming that not many people got that Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 One of my pet hates - People who use the line "Bet you're fun at parties". It's usually the sort of folk who will have lolled at the Bulgarian fans making monkey chants thinking "it's just banter", and when someone calls them on it, out comes the "I bet you're fun...". Nah mate, I bet your the kind of cunt that gets into fights at every party as you're an arsehole.Deep breaths mate. Deep breaths. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 One of my pet hates - People who use the line "Bet you're fun at parties". It's usually the sort of folk who will have lolled at the Bulgarian fans making monkey chants thinking "it's just banter", and when someone calls them on it, out comes the "I bet you're fun...". Nah mate, I bet your the kind of cunt that gets into fights at every party as you're an arsehole.Fuck bumping into you at a party Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Parties in general tend to be horrendous especially with school parents. You sneak through to hide in the kitchen with some Dad who you thought was normal from meeting him a few times at the school gate. Turns out he doesn’t think the maths teacher would be a total slag in bed or hopes Ryan Jack would die. Cue awkward silence and help yourself to another beer from the fridge. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 You go to parties with cunts from your bairns school? Fuck that shit. 2 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Turns out he doesn’t think the maths teacher would be a total slag in bed. What's the math's teachers name Mr. ?? Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 You go to parties with cunts from your bairns school? Fuck that shit.Not normally by choice. You do catch some good ones though, kids all occupy themselves while you get to abuse somebody’s alcohol and food. Rough with the smooth though, get cornered by some Mum moaning about the curriculum and you’re fucked. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Just another reason not to have kids, IMO. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Lucky you’re shooting blanks then Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Lucky you’re shooting blanks thenDon't I bloody wish! Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 We can help with that Parky son - name the car park and we'll come kick fuck out of your balls.Tad harsh although amusing. You lost at the bookies again for the aggression? Tell me you don’t do Yankee’s and fuck up horses for everyone too? Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Not sure booting fuck out of him will help but worth a go Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 We can help with that Parky son - name the car park and we'll come kick fuck out of your balls.Come ahead, old man. It'll be your last chance before whatever of your latest ailments you're whinging about finally ends your sad existence. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Don’t take this shit lying down Dad, if you’re going down go down swinging. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Who the fuck is you, @@Fridge? Sit down, the grown ups are talking. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Fuck you PL. Everybody wants to see a scrap between you and Dad. I reckon you’d bottle it. I’m just watching. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Fuck you PL. Everybody wants to see a scrap between you and Dad. I reckon you’d bottle it. I’m just watching.Just watching and nae spickin, nae doubt. Knackered fridge. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Dirty Derek (my finest work) the bloody ledge. Met one of his mates a couple of days ago. PL v Dad. Who's arranging the scrapping again? El Fridgo, you dodging gypsies in the toon this weekend? Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Be bouncing the wee prick up and down .Keep your wee fantasies to yourself, ya creepy cunt. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Here - I cannae help your sick mind you wee prickSH is right, @@Dad. You left yourself wide open for that when you start talking about hoops. Jesus fucking Christmas time indeed. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 The smart money has to be on father here. Darkie will show with the posse, giving it all the “hooooo”, “holla” and “shiiiiiitttt”. One swift boot fae dads size 10 tartan baffies and they’re all running like the 5-0 is after them. Link to comment
pocrawred Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Arsed reading that ^ Strangle her with the Krueger hands. Link to comment
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