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StandFree1982

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I’ve possibly posted this already however....

Folk tagging themselves at the gym. Naebody fucking cares.

Folk talking about diets, gains etc. Boring bastards

Folk who go to the gym and do anything other than exercise in complete silence can fuck right off. I also don't need to hear that you "smashed" your personal best, you boring cunt. Get a real hobbie... like masturbation.

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Birds that ride horses around busy streets/estates, middle of the road side by side. Give you abuse when you go round regardless of your speed.

 

Women that ride horses - complete psychopaths.

 

Ive always thought the long faced fucks shouldn't be on the road if they cant handle a car speeding passed them.

 

Same with the horses .

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Folk who blank you when you say hello to them, it doesn’t happen often, but it did today, my wife’s shit stirring bitch of an aunt. The last time someone did it to me was a lecturer from Uni in Asda at Garthdee. We played a staff v student game a week later and I told folk I was going to get him back for being a rude cunt, first time he got the ball, wack, right up in the air and lands on his back winded, I got the ball perfectly too, so while he was crying about it, even his own team told him to shut up. All the guys watching that I’d told were creasing up, it was beautiful.........thinking of how to recreate the revenge scenario with cunt face auntie, any ideas?

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Folk who blank you when you say hello to them, it doesn’t happen often, but it did today, my wife’s shit stirring bitch of an aunt. The last time someone did it to me was a lecturer from Uni in Asda at Garthdee. We played a staff v student game a week later and I told folk I was going to get him back for being a rude cunt, first time he got the ball, wack, right up in the air and lands on his back winded, I got the ball perfectly too, so while he was crying about it, even his own team told him to shut up. All the guys watching that I’d told were creasing up, it was beautiful.........thinking of how to recreate the revenge scenario with cunt face auntie, any ideas?

Arrange a small sided family game of football and snap her in two.

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Folk who blank you when you say hello to them, it doesn’t happen often, but it did today, my wife’s shit stirring bitch of an aunt. The last time someone did it to me was a lecturer from Uni in Asda at Garthdee. We played a staff v student game a week later and I told folk I was going to get him back for being a rude cunt, first time he got the ball, wack, right up in the air and lands on his back winded, I got the ball perfectly too, so while he was crying about it, even his own team told him to shut up. All the guys watching that I’d told were creasing up, it was beautiful.........thinking of how to recreate the revenge scenario with cunt face auntie, any ideas?

 

Family game of water polo and drown the bitch, or set up a volley ball net in the pool and smash a Mitre clean off her nose "Accidently of course.

 

I'm assuming you have access to a pool also.

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