Prosecutor Michael Mallon said Banks, a Tottenham Hotspur fan, was in central London to "protect statues", but admitted he did not know which statues.
He was said to have drunk 16 pints during Friday night into Saturday morning, and had not been to sleep.
Ridiculous getting time for that, he didn't even piss on it. This fucking country.
Why do they have to mention him being a Tottenham fan though.