maryhilldon Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Flowery twat That's not an anagram of Faulty Towers. Useless arsehole. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 Ok flowery twats then Link to comment
Henry Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Captain Caveman said: Forty Towers a failed newsagent moves to the hills to start afresh in the B&B game. Are You Being Perved? after the installation of a very expensive CCTV system, female guests at @Redforever86’s B&B get the uneasy feeling they’re being watched in the shower 2 Link to comment
Henry Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 I’ve not watched any of it. Worth starting? Link to comment
sooth_stander Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 Aiberdeen cop drama show. NE version of The Bill, meant to be a drama but with a large slice of realism in it. Call the programme Kenphitamean. Chief Inspector Davidson. Bent as fuck, slithered up the ladder by getting dirt on people in a JR Ewing manner, then uses it as a lever. Knows all the local councillors personally. Started off life in Grampian Police as a maintenance technician, has previous convictions himself but got them “erased” and then joined up. Knows all the “faces” in south of the city - has a handle on the Torry/Kincorth drug wars - our version of The Larkmead. Knocking off the Council chief exec on the side, car parking pass scandals, “slots for slots.” Takes the van home in the evenings and weekends and does kitchen and bathroom homers to keep his hand in Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 Casual T Day’t s reveals he has retired from knocking fuck out of Huns and prefers some Tetley’s now @daytripping Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 Tup, Wee Dude in the Shadows. Poster from Wick no longer posts on a fitba forum, but lurks on the periphery to see what they're saying about him. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted February 26, 2022 Author Share Posted February 26, 2022 Tomorrow’s Hurled Basically Masterchef, but it’s all bulimics. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 Buck! How’s it hanging? Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted February 26, 2022 Author Share Posted February 26, 2022 22 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Buck! How’s it hanging? Nae bad, min. Forgot this place existed. Just passing by. Aren’t we all, though. Gouranga. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 26 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Buck! How’s it hanging? Fuck off fatty. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 Blast fae the past. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 6 hours ago, amancalledbuck said: Nae bad, min. Forgot this place existed. Just passing by. Aren’t we all, though. Gouranga. God I love that submarine. Honk Honk. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 26 minutes ago, The Boofon said: God I love that submarine. Honk Honk. Get a room Link to comment
don corleone Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 Shitty clitty gang bang. An expose following what happened after the cameras stopped rolling on 2 girls 1 cup. Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 Paedos in Speedos This is PPV only. Set them adrift on a rudderless boat, watch them slowly die. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted March 5, 2022 Author Share Posted March 5, 2022 On 2/26/2022 at 8:44 AM, The Boofon said: God I love that submarine. Honk Honk. A’right gaybo ? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Give us a fuckin clue Contestants decipher Misers’ posts on the hat. Difficulty ranging from a cup of tea and a doobie level up to 3am in the Chinese. Top prize is a reindeer Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 9 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Give us a fuckin clue Contestants decipher Misers’ posts on the hat. Difficulty ranging from a cup of tea and a doobie level up to 3am in the Chinese. Top prize is a reindeer 😁😁He's fuckin' hard work like. I thought it was only me that didna' understand all the bizarre imoji stuff and that. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: 😁😁He's fuckin' hard work like. I thought it was only me that didna' understand all the bizarre imoji stuff and that. You can normally work out the gist of it is you put the effort in. It's never worth it. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Give us a fuckin clue Contestants decipher Misers’ posts on the hat. Difficulty ranging from a cup of tea and a doobie level up to 3am in the Chinese. Top prize is a reindeer Give us a fucking clue Police Scotland stumble about Aberdeen trying to solve crimes that they have fucked over the years. Akin to Scots Squad. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: You can normally work out the gist of it is you put the effort in. It's never worth it. You can be my translator. Thank you kindly. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Starskey and Hutch Hutch gives up his life of crime and goes across to the States to become a copper. Leather jacket on at all times. Link to comment
Dad Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Breaking Bald Useless bald bastard fridge tries to make drugs but makes a cunt of it, then gets bummed in jail for five seasons 5 Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dad said: Breaking Bald Useless bald bastard fridge tries to make drugs but makes a cunt of it, then gets bummed in jail for five seasons Breaking Dad The coppers and mental health workers track down Dad to interrogate him over his ludicrous betting tips. Link to comment
Dad Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Fridge said: Breaking Dad The coppers and mental health workers track down Dad to interrogate him over his ludicrous betting tips. Made 60 bangers yesterday slaphead 🖕 Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dad said: Made 60 bangers yesterday slaphead 🖕 Fat cunt, I normally just go for a hot dog. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Breaking Dad When some DWT devotees realise how much cash they’ve lost, they set about Dad with baseball bats, pliers and electric cables. Link to comment
Dad Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 28 minutes ago, Fridge said: Fat cunt, I normally just go for a hot dog. Dinnae be obtuse you wee bastard Link to comment
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