Pet Hates

[Zeus]

Seagulls 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I don't know that anything would clear the air aside from nuclear intervention 

Just tell the poison faced fucker.  If he spits the dummy, well that says more about him.

[CCB III]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

You're a trier, I'll give you that.  You do make me laugh.

Now man up (I know you've been up many men and vice versa) and tell that coffee/shite breathed mingin' cunt he's bowfin'.  Clear the air so to speak.

I don't know that anything would clear the air aside from nuclear intervention 

[cheesepipes]

We nicknamed a lad The Halitosis Kid, tried to dull the seriousness of the situation by tagging it with a Wild West moniker. 

When seen from a small distance it was common for such phrases in a deep southern drawl "hide the women n children, the gawd damned Halitosis Kid is back in town" 

When someone did eventually tell him, he started crying. What a poof. 

 

[cheesepipes]

Also native Africans breath fucking reeks along with their disgusting body odour. 

 

[cheesepipes]

1 minute ago, CCB III said:

This in a work place?

It was. 

[CCB III]

13 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

We nicknamed a lad The Halitosis Kid, tried to dull the seriousness of the situation by tagging it with a Wild West moniker. 

When seen from a small distance it was common for such phrases in a deep southern drawl "hide the women n children, the gawd damned Halitosis Kid is back in town" 

When someone did eventually tell him, he started crying. What a poof. 

 

This in a work place?

[NEM]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Seagulls 

Flying rats back as bad as last year.  Cull badly required

[Hoofball]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

We nicknamed a lad The Halitosis Kid, tried to dull the seriousness of the situation by tagging it with a Wild West moniker. 

When seen from a small distance it was common for such phrases in a deep southern drawl "hide the women n children, the gawd damned Halitosis Kid is back in town" 

When someone did eventually tell him, he started crying. What a poof. 

 

Did he get the problem sorted afterwards or keep the deathbreath in spite of all of you

[cheesepipes]

2 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

Did he get the problem sorted afterwards or keep the deathbreath in spite of all of you

Did he fuck. 

 

Hes had a 30 plus year successful career with BP though so wanker organisations like that clearly don't mind. 

Their breath all reeks of the bosses arsehole anyways, easier to fly under the radar. 

[Hoofball]

5 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Did he fuck. 

 

Hes had a 30 plus year successful career with BP though so wanker organisations like that clearly don't mind. 

Their breath all reeks of the bosses arsehole anyways, easier to fly under the radar. 

Seem to be a reoccurring problem with deathbreath bastards, they don’t care that they stink. 

BP not offer private healthcare that includes dental work so could’ve sorted his breath

[cheesepipes]

6 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

Seem to be a reoccurring problem with deathbreath bastards, they don’t care that they stink. 

BP not offer private healthcare that includes dental work so could’ve sorted his breath

He got a bird that was several levels above his weightclass aswell. 

 

The things birds will do for a 5 bed house and a new Audi A1 every 3 years. 

[Ten Caat]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The bad breath might not be teeth related. Could be stomach problems. @Ten Caat could probably advise.

I probably could but I'm not going to.

[The Boofon]

17 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Did he fuck. 

 

Hes had a 30 plus year successful career with BP though so wanker organisations like that clearly don't mind. 

Their breath all reeks of the bosses arsehole anyways, easier to fly under the radar. 

Send me his details. 

 

I'll let the last paragraph slide.

[Ten Caat]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

haha  . Have you been 'got at'?

I'm un-got-attable

[cheesepipes]

49 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Send me his details. 

 

I'll let the last paragraph slide.

You away to stalk The HK on the intranet? 

[The Boofon]

5 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

You away to stalk The HK on the intranet? 

If you tell me who he is I'll see if I (a) know him and (b) make his life more of a misery.

[cheesepipes]

25 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

If you tell me who he is I'll see if I (a) know him and (b) make his life more of a misery.

Hes actually a lovely gentleman. 

 

[cheesepipes]

1 minute ago, dazzy_deff said:

Pass the deets on

Fucking no chance now. 

[dazzy_deff]

26 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

If you tell me who he is I'll see if I (a) know him and (b) make his life more of a misery.

Pass the deets on

[Zeus]

2 hours ago, NEM said:

Flying rats back as bad as last year.  Cull badly required

Aye. Vermin

Nae idea if someone near me is feeding them or they are nesting but every morning at roughly 5am, load as fuck.  

Dinna even stay close to the coast.

 

[The Boofon]

17 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Hes actually a lovely gentleman. 

 

All's well that ends well.

[dazzy_deff]

46 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Fucking no chance now. 

Ah no. Gutted.

[cheesepipes]

He bides in Brig o Don somewhere, wouldn't stop banging on about his bloody extension. 

[dazzy_deff]

30 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

He bides in Brig o Don somewhere, wouldn't stop banging on about his bloody extension. 

Sounds like a bloody ledge

[Beachend Bootboy]

Cunts that say ass instead of arse, erse or airse (dependant on how you pronounce it).  Fuck of wi the Americanized and guffie spik. Ass my fuckin erse.

[sigh]

10 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Cunts that say ass instead of arse, erse or airse (dependant on how you pronounce it). 

How do they shake that booty though?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Arsehole always sounds more harsh than asshole. Much more descriptive. 

Agreed.

[Parklife]

Glasshole trumps both. 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Send me his details. 

 

I'll let the last paragraph slide.

You mean it isn’t you?