Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted March 26, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted March 26, 2018 Got mistaken for Dec a few times in my youth I look nothing like himWhich one, PJ or Duncan? Link to comment
Clockweights Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Philip Schofield. What an insufferable prick.He follows me on Twitter :beers: Link to comment
Clockweights Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Clockweights I get the feeling this is not your 1st coming on hereI've been accused of being three presumably banned posters already. I'm my own man. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 git yersel yased tae the para oan here cockweights. cunt eh hid some unreal accusations chucked aboot tae oan here. thi wir para eh wis a hitman hired aff the darknet tae wheesht the millerman 2 1 Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted March 26, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted March 26, 2018 philip schofield is a fucking cunt.Those adverts he's in are utterly cringeworthy. Webuyanypish.com Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Schofield a peice of shit? Come on, he's just a grey haired gent who presents TV shows.The Hat isn't the place for reasoned opinions, mind Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Not a fan of Schofield either. Bet he has a right fucking mouth on him when he's in a foul mood. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 The first time I saw him with grey hair I was stunned. Stunned. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 That man entertained me in his broom cupboard when I was a young boy. I dreamed of stroking his furry gopher.Dad or Schofield Cos one is more believable than the other 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 I do like to keep abreast of current affairs. Excellent punnery sir, that snuck under the radar too jumbo +1 Andi Peters ?Thought Andi Peters partner in crime.....etc. was/is Tony Hart? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Which one is which?Ants always the one on the left....... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Philippa Forrester was always my favourite back in the day Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 I mind seeing Schoefield in Joseph and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat, when i was a boy. A top man. Link to comment
Pash Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Has to be said you've got to be pretty pickled, not to mention minted, to not see that fucking up a massive sponsorship deal with a car manufacturer as well as pissing off your sole employer in the key Saturday night ratings war might just not be such a good idea. But then imagine Dec watching the car crash sober (no pun intended). Boy will be skint with nae liver in 5 years tops. Bet he's a chronic gambler as well. Has that look about him. Bit like Tiger Woods. Looksh atsh me yoush cuntsh I don't givesh a shitesh. And then the cheques start bouncing... I'm sure he could get a new one with Smirnoff or someone. Link to comment
ILikeJam Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Philippa Forrester was always my favourite back in the day Correct Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Correct Thanks for confirming who my favourite burd was. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 27, 2018 Author Share Posted March 27, 2018 Thanks for confirming who my favourite burd was.?? lovely stuff Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 27, 2018 Author Share Posted March 27, 2018 Doing robot wars was a serious error though.Scrapheap challenge was a favourite of mine.The robot from red dwarf presented it . Link to comment
Dal Riata Don Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Philippa Forrester was always my favourite back in the day An excellent choice.Doing robot wars was a serious error though.Nah yer wrong there Da. The show itself was crap but she was proper sexy in it - sleeveless tops and leather trousers; much better than Tomorrows World or Blue Peter. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 27, 2018 Author Share Posted March 27, 2018 It was funny as fuck when all the speccy geek builders got to talk to her and they blushed like fuck speaking to an actual girl. Happen they still crack one off to it. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 27, 2018 Author Share Posted March 27, 2018 Here's a thought .., if we had signed Phillip Schofield as a striker he would be at least equal with Maynard on goals scored . Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 If you went from marrying a girl who looks alright in this photo Only for her to turn out like this. No wonder you're going to develop a drink and prescription painkiller problem. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 If you went from marrying a girl who looks alright in this photo Only for her to turn out like this. No wonder you're going to develop a drink and prescription painkiller problem.Shes away to land circa 30 million quid so for that reason, Im in. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted March 27, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted March 27, 2018 If you went from marrying a girl who looks alright in this photo Only for her to turn out like this. No wonder you're going to develop a drink and prescription painkiller problem.Fuckin Hell, did the one in the bottom photo eat the Quine in the top photo? Oocha beast Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Shes away to land circa 30 million quid so for that reason, Im in.Just close your eyes and go for it. Link to comment
RedBarron Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 If you went from marrying a girl who looks alright in this photo Only for her to turn out like this. No wonder you're going to develop a drink and prescription painkiller problem.Looks like she is at least trying to shift a few pounds judging by her choice of soft drink Link to comment
RedBarron Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Safe to say that she would swallow Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 So would heThought about it eh? Repressed bender chat. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 That's not his wife now, haha Edit. I've just googled and those photos were 5 days ago Christ almighty Link to comment
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