Sooper-hanz Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Thread for discussion and news on the loveable* Geordie scamps.What with Ant's recent bevvying escapades I'm wondering if Dec will start to get a bit cheesed off and go solo,or is the whole greater than the sum of the parts here ? *not by me. I hate the pair of them . Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 For being worth 60M he didn't half look like a minker when he came stotting oot of that mini Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 For being worth 60M he didn't half look like a minker when he came stotting oot of that miniThat was my thought too.What a shape. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Which one is which? Dec is the one that you think is handsome and would like to take it from. Ant is the one you think is cute and would like to give it to. You fucking Dundeh poof. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Dec is the one that you think is handsome and would like to take it from. Ant is the one you think is cute and would like to give it to. You fucking Dundeh poof. Who are you? Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 I preferred them as PJ & Duncan. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Agreed they’re both arse faced weasels Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Who would win in a fight? I reckon Ant would stomp Decs weasel face100%. Dec would be on the deck screaming "my face, don't hit my beautiful face". While ant was laying the boot in to him. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Who would win in a fight? I reckon Ant would stomp Decs weasel faceDepends on how steambags Ant was imo. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Has to be said you've got to be pretty pickled, not to mention minted, to not see that fucking up a massive sponsorship deal with a car manufacturer as well as pissing off your sole employer in the key Saturday night ratings war might just not be such a good idea. But then imagine Dec watching the car crash sober (no pun intended). Boy will be skint with nae liver in 5 years tops. Bet he's a chronic gambler as well. Has that look about him. Bit like Tiger Woods. Looksh atsh me yoush cuntsh I don't givesh a shitesh. And then the cheques start bouncing... Link to comment
Dal Riata Don Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Has to be said you've got to be pretty pickled, not to mention minted, to not see that fucking up a massive sponsorship deal with a car manufacturer as well as pissing off your sole employer in the key Saturday night ratings war might just not be such a good idea. But then imagine Dec watching the car crash sober (no pun intended). Boy will be skint with nae liver in 5 years tops. Bet he's a chronic gambler as well. Has that look about him. Bit like Tiger Woods. Looksh atsh me yoush cuntsh I don't givesh a shitesh. And then the cheques start bouncing...What's Sean Connery got to do with any of this? 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Ant be like like the new gazza. Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Ant be like like the new gazza. On his way to Ibrox with a roast chicken and a six-pack of Carling? Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 On his way to Ibrox with a roast chicken and a six-pack of Carling? That joke is so fucking fresh, mate. Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 That joke is so fucking fresh, mate.I do like to keep abreast of current affairs. 1 Link to comment
Dynamo Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 I don't mind Ant and Dec to be fair. Plenty more insufferable pricks on TV than those two. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 I don't mind Ant and Dec to be fair. Plenty more insufferable pricks on TV than those two. Philip Schofield. What an insufferable prick. Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 I don't mind Ant and Dec to be fair. Plenty more insufferable pricks on TV than those two. McInnes and Docherty? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Philip Schofield. What an insufferable prick. He immediately sprung to mind. His partner in crime is worth a closer look though. Link to comment
cruzcampo3 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Philip Schofield. What an insufferable prick.Soft spot fof Phil. Proberly due to him being ,y early memories of Saturday morning tv Link to comment
Dal Riata Don Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Sarah Greene's sister was a weather girl [sexist term now, no doubt] on ITV and was a right sort. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Sarah Greene's sister was a weather girl [sexist term now, no doubt] on ITV and was a right sort. Laura Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Got mistaken for Dec a few times in my youth I look nothing like him Link to comment
Dynamo Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Andi Peters ? Maybe for you Caveman. Willobooby of course. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Wasn't Ant's mum in the car at the time of the accident? Very odd Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 cunt looked oan a comedoon gittin oot the motor, mibbe a few vallies tae tak the pain awa. interstin tae see how the cunt gits oan next week wi the court case. nuhin been said aboot ez maw sneakin oot the back seat efter the prang, sleekit as fuck. she shid nae hiv let him drive if the cunts oan the bevvy. ehm stertin hinkin the cunts oan the gear n hidin it fae every cunt like George Michael, rest in peace, george Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 With his income i'd have a chauffeur. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 With his income i'd have a chauffeur. Id get myself a sexier Mum as well. Link to comment
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