StandFree1982 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Some useful facts about weegies:Weegies are taken down sewers in cages to deter ratsEvolution stalled slightly in Glasgow which resulted in the stunted human "Weegie"A weegies IQ can be counted on the fingers of a typical weegie hand. Four. The Hills have eyes was originally meant to be set in Glasgow, but the cast found it to be "too realistic" 1 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 weegies are used by rats to chase away ferrets 1 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Weegies are often used for the testing of cosmetics before they move onto testing on mice. 1 1 Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 The blue lagoon chippys charge 30p for a squirt of brown sass out a big bottle and the lassie puts it on for you, can't even do it yourself. Now that's a rip off. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Weegies were long ago used for the experiment of not washing hair for long periods to see if after long enough it would begin to self clean. They forgot to tell them the experiment was not just over but also a massive failure. Link to comment
Huntlysheep Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 MT uses his weegieness as a status symbol to open all kinds of doors both in business & socailly. Hanging around with other strange men, like Gary McAllister in shitty bars, because being weegie is the coolest of the cool in MT's Walter Mitty world. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Weegies have this deluded belief that everyone outside the weege thinks they're funny & hard as fk.Scousers are very similar in this respect.Outside the pup in Edinburgh the other night having a smoke & overheard this young weegie lad speaking to some tourists. (couldn't help over hearing cos he was a typical weegie)Anyway, he was basically saying to the tourists that I'm surprised you are speaking to me because everyone normally hears the accent & automatically thinks I'm going to batter them. Needless to say it wasn't that much later into the night before someone smacked him (don't know what for but can guess) & he fucked off Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 MT uses his weegieness as a status symbol to open all kinds of doors both in business & socailly. Hanging around with other strange men, like Gary McAllister in shitty bars, because being weegie is the coolest of the cool in MT's Walter Mitty world. I am fairly confident you have nae idea what "Walter Mitty world" means. This thread is brilliant. 1 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 If you put a weegie into a bottle of diet coke the coke will explode out of the bottle. Presumably to get the fuck away from the smell. 1 Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 it wasnt funny the 54th time he said it and its not funny the 55th time either He's like a bairn trying to impress his dads pals. 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 aye, like all of the threats of a smack ive had from fairies on here, only for them then to say after a match day, "aye, i seen him.."?Name & shame them MT I'm surprised folk want to smack you. But I'm pretty sure you have tried smack in the past (on giro day at least) Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 im NO friend of his dads You and his da' have something in common. You both spunked on his ma's tits. Link to comment
tup Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I'd say all this to your face no hassle MT you weegie cunt. briPod will ken all about bottling meeting folk off here and that wisna weegies. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Haha, I suspect the ratio of "say it to their face" compared to "say it on the internet" when it comes to slagging off Weegies is quite low. jesus. really? REALLY? yup low, thought not AS low as a good woman finding any of them attractive in a masculine sense Equally, I think it may be a similar issue with MT and his opinions on Aberdonians... Link to comment
Mouse Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 A weegie is somewhere between neanderthal man and homo sapien. Under developed in the brain department. So you could argue they are a different species. Probably classes as cruelty to animals and would be a matter for the RSPCA.Was going to correct you Tup to say it should be the Scottish SPCA, but I'm wrong myself: http://http://www.ispca.ie/ Link to comment
Kilkito Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I'll let you buy me a pint before Partick in that case.Can this happen in Munns Vaults as I'm meeting my mates in there but would like to see this meeting with Tup in the flesh Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I'll let you buy me a pint before Partick in that case.Are Partick going to be buying you a pint? Pretty sure you won't need one from tup if Partick are up first Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I'll let you buy me a pint before Partick in that case.Coopers. I will need to stick my name down for a ticket for that too. I thought you had met Tup before? P.S. Did you check that thing for me today? Link to comment
Kilkito Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Coopers. I will need to stick my name down for a ticket for that too?Stop that, it's happening in Munns, Coopers is pish anyway Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD Link to comment
chaos_defrost Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Had a chipper once in Edinburgh and I remember the girl asking if I'd like salt and sauce, thought she obviously meant to say salt and vinegar so said please. Thought she was putting brown sauce on my fish supper was like fit the fuck ye deein! Was fine enough though! Is this just an Edinburgh thing?? Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Stop that, it's happening in Munns, Coopers is pish anyway Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HDHa, I'm no fussed min, just wherever! Where is Munns again, know the name but can't place it... Does it have a pool table? Dare say Tup won't be interested if not. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Sorry mate, will remember tomorrow.Ta chief. Will put your forgetfulness down to being traumatised by seeing a fight before you even got on the train the day 1 Link to comment
Kilkito Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Ha, I'm no fussed min, just wherever! Where is Munns again, know the name but can't place it... Does it have a pool table? Dare say Tup won't be interested if not.It's literally 200 yards from the ground on Maryhill Road. Not sure about the pool table, buts it one of those old pubs with 2 parts, the bar and the lounge, so might be one in the lounge for all Tup's pool needs! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 weegies were once used as a medieval form of chemical weapons Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Had a chipper once in Edinburgh and I remember the girl asking if I'd like salt and sauce, thought she obviously meant to say salt and vinegar so said please. Thought she was putting brown sauce on my fish supper was like fit the fuck ye deein! Was fine enough though! Is this just an Edinburgh thing??Aye Edinburgh is the only plce that I've witnessed that just offer salt n sauce as opposed to salt n vinegar. But the sauce is really fine though. I buy it to have in the house also. Couldn't care what's in it cos it's fine Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 The reason Weegies are so nasel when they speak is because they have to try to just breath through their mouth when speaking so they don't have to smell the shite they all speak. 3 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Coopers. I will need to stick my name down for a ticket for that too. I thought you had met Tup before? P.S. Did you check that thing for me today? Your prostate no doubt Link to comment
Jigot Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Theres a chipper in St Ninians in Stirling where the charge you for red sauce but the only charge £2-50 for a pie or puddin supper. Link to comment
Jigot Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Dunno, used to love the occasional Chinky Chicken Omelette and Chips.I was given a penalty point for racism for asking who prefers a Chinky to an Indian takeaway on another forum.The same forum where there is a poster called he who can't be named, a poster very much in the mold of a poster on here. Link to comment
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