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#1962325 Coronavirus

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 02 July 2020 - 02:54 PM

Dayts is just upset that Nicola is switched on and appears to have the situation under control while his beloved Boris is making a cunt of it.

The daft oaf has overseen the worst death rate in the world with even bongo countries coming out of this in better shape than us.

Nicola has shown him and his government up as the utter failures that they are. She holds authority and communicates clearly each day with the public of Scotland while the blethering buffoon puts up nonces like Gove and Hancock who make a fist of each press conference they do.

Cunts should be up for manslaughter.
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#1961996 In The News

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 01 July 2020 - 06:37 PM

One for Cavey




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#1959047 English Premier League

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 26 June 2020 - 06:46 AM

I’m really hoping for a massive surge in COVID-19 deaths on Merseyside amongst the thousand of Liverpool fans who descended on Anfield last night.

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#1955313 Lets all laugh at Hearts

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 16 June 2020 - 09:06 PM

It’s hilarious you bellends.


”Oh but what if it was us” -  well it’s not, it’s Hearts so fuck them.


Could only have been better if it was Sevco.

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#1943996 What You Drinking Today

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 19 May 2020 - 09:31 PM


^Top left, Dennis Nilsen reflected in the bottle.

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#1943832 Social Media

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 19 May 2020 - 04:54 PM

With a name like "Shaggy DubaiBhoy" he deserves all he gets.

Exactly - hope it spoiled his title celebrations with the discovery his wife is getting it from some swarthy local.

Good luck with your dissertation now you cunt.
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#1932197 Coronavirus

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 22 April 2020 - 09:30 PM



Bin Dipper claims for a Public Enquiry into their Champions league game with Atletico Madrid going ahead. It’s always someone else’s fault with these cunts.

Police, Government, media...everyone except their scummy, untrustworthy fans. 


Ambulance chasing murderers.

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#1921665 Coronavirus

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 28 March 2020 - 12:20 PM

All the fucking Fubar mums out in force grassing on folk out for a walk.


Hope their kids get it.
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#1920892 Oil Price Victims.

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 26 March 2020 - 01:34 PM

Waiting for the Chancellors announcement later today on support for the self-employed.


Imagine there’ll be some Big in O&G contractors reaping what they have sown by paying themselves minimum wage and ripping the pish with dividend payments.

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#1920362 Coronavirus

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 24 March 2020 - 10:47 PM

You can tell that the same thick cunts that can’t get their tiny brains around the magnitude of this were the same thick fucks at school in maths that just didn’t get it.
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#1919407 Pet Hates

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 21 March 2020 - 09:43 PM

Wankers sending in pizzas to the infection ward in ARI for Fubar likes. 

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#1916274 Coronavirus

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 13 March 2020 - 03:59 PM

Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro infected.




Press also quoting that he met Trump at the weekend.


goodbye cunto 

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#1916119 Coronavirus

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 13 March 2020 - 12:00 PM

Great news that elderly churchgoers will be hit hard by this, no doubt still perservering with their weekly trip to church to pray with their non-existent sky wizard.

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#1914564 Coronavirus

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 09 March 2020 - 09:10 PM

According to a good pal of mine, you’ll find out shortly.

Ah, the good old oilfield rumour. Always turns out to be complete and utter shite.


Male equivalent of wifies gossiping at the bingo, those cunts.

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#1912419 Coronavirus

Posted by Ohjimmyjimmy on 05 March 2020 - 06:20 PM

First death in the UK now.

It will be interesting to see how the NHS holds up with an epidemic in our hypochondriac country.

I reckon we’ll have the Health Services on strike as it reaches it’s peak - exposing them as the self-absorbed whiters we all think they are.
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