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I'd rather wrap a sea turtle in a black bag after stuffing straws up it's nostrils than wear any of those monstrosities.

Lies

^ I wouldnt part with my hard earned for rubbish that had been floating around the sea

The bird would get a bunch of 5s if she tried to tell me I wasnt allowed to buy trainers (or anything else for that matter)

I am the boss.

Definitely lies

A pair of Puma California, a rare move away from Adidas for me

Nae bad, what colour?

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I kissed the ugliest woman in my back catalogue in Newcastle luckily it was too early in the evening to consider fucking her.

 

She had half mast leggings and long sharp winkle pickers on, but who was I to shatter her dreams.

 

Drunkest city in the UK by a long shot.

 

Wonder if she's on mumsnet giving us the other side of the story

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Just got my Burnley home leg ticket and am now first phase for away leg. Auction details to follow @@The Boofon

 

hahaha.

 

Nice one Tommy.

 

If anyone deserves a ticket it's a gentleman like yourself. You'll need to change your name by deed poll to The Boofon first though. :cheers:

 

There's a thought.

 

All Aberdeen fans should change their name to John Smith thereby allowing every cunt to get a shot at a ticket. That'd show them.

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