Pet Hates

[The Boofon]

9 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You mean it isn’t you?

Sharp as always Brian.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Glasshole trumps both. 

Weird hair.

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Glasshole trumps both. 

Sometimes this forum throws up some beauties. Chuckled a while at that 

[Beachend Bootboy]

29 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Cunts that have gender reveal parties/displays

get tae fuck

Aye, total Americanized  wank.  Boy or girl anounced when born.  The end.

[CCB III]

16 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did your parents have a 'cunt' reveal party?

That would work as a gender reveal 

 

Cunt or no cunt 

 

Might not catch on as a game show tho. Ah no. 

[Arabian Knight]

why I love...thred..been cringin fir an oor..hingin

[Redforever86]

Women who do that "Bye-EEEEE" thing. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

Women who do that "Bye-EEEEE" thing. 

You single again then RF?

[Redforever86]

Just now, BrianFaePerth said:

You single again then RF?

Haha that's a good one fae you Bri. 

 

 

 

You stinky fucking cunt. 

[CCB III]

7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Haha that's a good one fae you Bri. 

 

 

 

You stinky fucking cunt. 

Cheap but hilarious ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

On 4/28/2022 at 5:12 AM, CCB III said:

Fermented with the cum of Chinese men IMO. 
 

Hence why you slurp so readily. 

Got a new batch in today.  Just had a cuppa.  My breath will stink of oriental man juice for  the next half hour.  Still better than shit mouth at your work tho.  Wanna kiss me?

[Studebaker-90]

22 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did your parents have a 'cunt' reveal party?

Keys in the bowl kind of thing?

[Betty Swallicks]

Quines who tweet pics of themselves pouting whilst wearing a fitba top with the caption of "3 points today please" or similar.

Awa ye go, its got fuck all to do with the fitba. Attention seeking fuckers.

[BrianFaePerth]

8 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Quines who tweet pics of themselves pouting whilst wearing a fitba top with the caption of "3 points today please" or similar.

Awa ye go, its got fuck all to do with the fitba. Attention seeking fuckers.

If their man is a hun or a tim they do have an interest in getting the 3 points tbf

[Betty Swallicks]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

If their man is a hun or a tim they do have an interest in getting the 3 points tbf

Every cloud.

[BrianFaePerth]

Cunts who say “May the 4th be with you”. Hilarious. It’s 4th of May.

Fuckin Star Trek virgins

[cheesepipes]

 The originals are absolute classic sci fi. 

Wonderful cinematic experience as a small boy full of hopes n dreams. 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Cunts that go oot dressed wi nae socks on. Hipster wank style.  Bowff.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Closely followed by them poofy wee ankle/sports half sock things.  Gay as fuck.  Just dreadful.

[BrianFaePerth]

Starting on Consi early today^^

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Starting on Consi early today^^

I'd imagine that he'd be a proponent of such disgusting fashion choices.  I'd love to be proved wrong tho.

[styrofoamplates]

On 4/29/2022 at 6:02 AM, Roberto said:

Anyone follow thon Cathers on twitter.

Talk about putting your WHOLE life every day on twitter. Jesus wept. It's relentless.

And I mean her whole daily life.

Every fucking second of the day. I was so delighted that she found her son's favourite elephant after he had been at his dad's house.

Almost as entertaining and Fun Bags Carole and her mate who used to be fat, but is now thin and smiles like a fucking shark. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’d would say that those folk are not ‘hipsters’ in the true meaning of the word.
Yer beard wearing, no sock, ankle jeans, tattooed cunts are fashion sheep. 

Aye, I agree but it is a sickening trait of said messes.  Hipsters.

[Poodler]

Why do yous follow that bird if she annoys you every day?

[styrofoamplates]

6 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Why do yous follow that bird if she annoys you every day?

Entertainment. Like watching The Scheme or Benefits Street. 

[Redforever86]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I think your true hipster is someone doing stuff off the page just now.as it were . 

Selling t-shirts about a gambling scheme on the internet that only losses money. 

[DD1903]

29 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’d would say that those folk are not ‘hipsters’ in the true meaning of the word.
Yer beard wearing, no sock, ankle jeans, tattooed cunts are fashion sheep. 

Aye the boys walking about with no socks on are the fashion follower wannabes. Skinny jeans to the ankle, with a big striped, short sleeved shirt on. Beard. Sleeve tattoo. 
 

or all of the above with 'smart' trousers that stop at the ankle

hipster types have their own 'fashion' right enough...looking like fishermen

[Bluto10]

aye, never understood the shorts and pulled up socks look.  

always expect those folk to burst out a sliding tackle or a step over

[manboobs109]

Surely the no sock cunts trainers must be fucking bowfing?

[Bluto10]

they’ll have socks on, just ones you can’t see. not sure what they’re called