BrianFaePerth Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Top Tips; Don’t get married (you’ll get bored/not allowed to shag anyone else and you get your heid nipped and she’ll take all your money when you do shag someone else) Don’t have kids (they might die/be born with something wrong with them/ the future world we live in is fucked)^Top tip followed by Jimmy Savile, Ted Heath and Bad Mobby 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 What a night out that would be!They'd not be the best company these days. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 They'd not be the best company these days.Still not as smelly as you. 1 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 If you can ‘take her to the cleaners ‘ then I’d do so. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Clever lads, nonethelessCertainly the cleverest you know Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Here Mobby - there has to have been one lassie who got to you more than the others though or whatever? One you've at least thought about settling down with - wee Mobby Jr, and Mobbina; cutting about in the back yard, playing on the swings or whatever pish. Or is it just hardcore steadfast - thats the deed done; on your way you sexy wee bastard...no looking back?Milne-afc? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Here Mobby - there has to have been one lassie who got to you more than the others though or whatever? One you've at least thought about settling down with - wee Mobby Jr, and Mobbina; cutting about in the back yard, playing on the swings or whatever pish. Or is it just hardcore steadfast - thats the deed done; on your way you sexy wee bastard...no looking back?That’s a good post . Mon mobz.. Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 It was tongue in cheek given the context of the OP.Best mum ever is she.I don't wish she was a cunt. I never would. I'm in very good contact with my daughter's mum and she knows my real feelings about her. Not virtual life, real fucking life.I couldn't care who reads my musings but clearly you are PBG.Is it affecting your life? Bothering You? If not... then calm down lad.Bee.Bonnet.Aaron Lennon.Fuck off.You’ve got me there subliminally. Mon the Aaron 1 Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Mines was a tough love post. Make of it that you will. The Aaron Lennon song was easy because I can relate to the troubled little man. Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Not good to read.All the best to you min.Wise up. And cheers. This isn’t a sympathy exercise, it was an an extended hand albeit an aggressive een. I’m fine, I snapped out of being a fantisist when I realised no/one gave a shit. Probably about 9 years ago next week. Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Care to explain why? Frigo has reached out for some advice and the hat has provided support. In true hat style an unconnected argument has broken out between rubber toe & the big Dane which has been good readingLove you brother 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Care to explain why? Frigo has reached out for some advice and the hat has provided support. In true hat style an unconnected argument has broken out between rubber toe & the big Dane which has been good readingDon't ask me questions you fucking plum. 2 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 A magnificent meltdown from fatpaps tonight on the cans. We’ve all been there. Yep.., unashamed cans from fatjugs tonight.I was going say a fall from grace but there wasn't much to fall from . Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 All hail Kenneth Blade.He should be on the train on the 29th. At least on a tshirt Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 He can come on the chopper. Link to comment
Mr blackie Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 ^^^Loved 7 hours in a bathroom Link to comment
Dusk( 2 Stars )Don Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 One thing I can say, you are on a forum asking for advice my advice is get of froms and sort yer shit out Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 One thing I can say, you are on a forum asking for advice my advice is get of froms and sort yer shit outThat’s nae entirely true Poodler’s Surgry thread had quicker waiting time than the NHS Link to comment
Geoff_Tipps Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Jeremy Kyle. Lie detector. Christmas Special. Winner takes all. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Thought about all that shit in my late 20’ Dad min, but it just got in the way of my day to day life. Getting rows and shit all the time because I like drinking and taking drugs (she hated drugs) I just love a good time.Luckily I have chosen wisely now and have taught this one how to drink and she’s just as good (if not better) at taking drugs. Moans very little (she knows not to) Kids? Wise up - you seen the state of the world? Less stress just having a dog as a son.seedless? 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 seedless?You boys finally have something in common Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 wot bout you Bri-meister? Youd be a great role model\father figure LOL Link to comment
BWG Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 You gotta do what makes your girls happy.If you don’t see them on the big day? It’s shite for you, but as shite as that is (and it is) you gotta just suck that shit up and do whatever it is so you can see them over the festive period, and do something to rock their world. You gotta take it casual though, but make sure they have the time of their lives.That way, the girls are happy and you’re father of the year.If not, buy some gaviscon, hire a limo and drive to the suburbs of Edinburgh.Either way, document it heavily online for bored cunts trying to relive their youth, we all appreciate it.This post started off as seemingly quite heartfelt and almost like the topic had struck a chord with you, then progressively devolved into classic dave_min territory. +1. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 wot bout you Bri-meister? Youd be a great role model\father figure LOLThat eh am. Thanks for asking. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 He can come on the chopper. Settle, @@Dad just had a mini stroke there. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 On the ball today pops. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 I see my mates (poor cunts) settling down with a family in some shit village in a house/street that looks like millions of others - just because that’s what they think they have to do Drive to work every day, drive back, watch tv, bed and repeat That’s not a life (for me anyway) Great post Mobby... you are not the only one who finds the thought of that life incredibly depressing! Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 I see my mates (poor cunts) settling down with a family in some shit village in a house/street that looks like millions of others - just because that’s what they think they have to do Drive to work every day, drive back, watch tv, bed and repeat That’s not a life (for me anyway) My job allows me plenty time off to travel and a have a heck of a good time, and i’ll do that until I keel over. +1 Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now