Films

[tutankamun]

1 hour ago, Bluto10 said:

that the one called redux?

 

either way. agreed great film 

No it’s a more recent version than Redux.

‘Apocalypse Now Final Cut’ which is Coppola’s favourite version apparently.

[Ramandu]

On 8/8/2022 at 1:09 AM, tutankamun said:

Watched the directors cut of Apocalypse Now last night. A beautiful and fucked up movie. Cinematography second to none.

Robert Duvall ‘I love the smell of napalm in the morning’ steals the show’.

Did you read the book before watching the film?

[Simply Red]

Im such a fast reader i sometimes read the book at the same time as watching the film. 

[maryhilldon]

12 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Im such a fast reader i sometimes read the book at the same time as watching the film. 

That's what ad breaks are for.

[tutankamun]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Read most of them. Every single one better than the films, don't you think?  'Where the Crawdads Sing' is a brilliant read and is getting the film treatment.  Wont be watching it. 

I think all except Trainspotting

[tutankamun]

45 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Did you read the book before watching the film?

Don’t think there was one unless you count ‘Heart of Darkness’ which I haven’t read.

[Poodler]

Bullet Train 

 

good film. That guy Ritchie sort 

zero tits, not even a cleavage. But a few decent romp anyway.

 

[Ramandu]

20 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

Don’t think there was one unless you count ‘Heart of Darkness’ which I haven’t read.

That's the one. It had a few arresting images, but I don't remember it being outstanding.

[Kilgore Trout]

3 hours ago, tutankamun said:

Don’t think there was one unless you count ‘Heart of Darkness’ which I haven’t read.

Very loose adaptation of the book which is about the Belgian Army in the Congo. Worth a read (it’s a pretty short book )but nae helicopters or surfing 

[KidCreole]

https://solarmovie.pe/movie/watch-no-escape-free-53509

"No escape" you boys seen this before its like Indiana jones meets mad max/escape from new york lol, real under the radar treat

Also solar movies is a great wee site so fire up your adblockers and enjoy

[Arabian Knight]

aw laddie solar movies is fir dimwits n plebs thit canna work a firestick..seen eh new predator yit? stunnin..gings beck tae nativ emericens in eh 1700s apocalypo style..dinna watch it oan solar movies ffs its nae 2008

[KidCreole]

42 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

aw laddie solar movies is fir dimwits n plebs thit canna work a firestick..seen eh new predator yit? stunnin..gings beck tae nativ emericens in eh 1700s apocalypo style..dinna watch it oan solar movies ffs its nae 2008

I have predator on my to do list, I go by whats free as I am not only dimwitted but cheap, Do you rate predator I have my reservations but will give it a fair crack

[zeroisgod76]

'Thirteen Lives' on Amazon. Film about the rescue of the Thai boys trapped in the cave a few years back. Good watch, grippiing and tense even though we all know the outcome.

 

[GlezgaRed]

On 8/9/2022 at 11:46 PM, Arabian Knight said:

aw laddie solar movies is fir dimwits n plebs thit canna work a firestick..seen eh new predator yit? stunnin..gings beck tae nativ emericens in eh 1700s apocalypo style..dinna watch it oan solar movies ffs its nae 2008

 

On 8/10/2022 at 12:29 AM, KidCreole said:

I have predator on my to do list, I go by whats free as I am not only dimwitted but cheap, Do you rate predator I have my reservations but will give it a fair crack

 

Prey (Disney+), watched it last night and an excellent addition to the Predator series - 8/10

Still haven't got around to watching The Predator from a few years back, didn't get good reviews so haven't really looked for it.

[Jigsaw666]

On 8/9/2022 at 11:46 PM, Arabian Knight said:

aw laddie solar movies is fir dimwits n plebs thit canna work a firestick..seen eh new predator yit? stunnin..gings beck tae nativ emericens in eh 1700s apocalypo style..dinna watch it oan solar movies ffs its nae 2008

Seen Seven recently?

[Jigsaw666]

Nope.

Any good?  N***. Guess.

First couple of minutes were interesting enough then half an hour of utter tedium. Then we get the weakest ass alien in cinematic history. There's a crazy chimp backstory which comes in here and there which is more interesting than the main plot. And that's about it. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just watched Prey, the latest in the Predator series.

Please don't make the same mistake.  It's fuckin' aweful.

Set 300 years ago, a 12 year old lookin red Indian' squaw, fa' spiks perfect English btw, armed only with a Timmer Market bow and arra' and a Woolies tomahawk takes on the universe's hardest cunt (apart fae me like @CCB III ?) and radges him up.

Fuckin' dreadful actin', wooden as fuck, particularly fae the lead quine. Some o' the CGI is pretty poor, the story line is as predictable as the arse cheeks winnin' the league and the script chronic.

I watched it so you don't have to.  Please, please take heed. 2/10

[Arabian Knight]

aw cunt oan here sits its gade..aw reviews siys its best predator since eh first wan..mibbe its jist nae fir bateboys

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

aw cunt oan here sits its gade..aw reviews siys its best predator since eh first wan..mibbe its jist nae fir bateboys

What's your favourite recent movie AK min?

[Arabian Knight]

hink yel liket it..solid ridin n chebs galore

[Quagmire]

Bullet Train. Superb. 9/10. 

[dj_bollocks]

On 8/12/2022 at 11:36 PM, Jigsaw666 said:

Nope.

Any good?  N***. Guess.

First couple of minutes were interesting enough then half an hour of utter tedium. Then we get the weakest ass alien in cinematic history. There's a crazy chimp backstory which comes in here and there which is more interesting than the main plot. And that's about it. 

Agreed - it was fucking turgid...

[Poodler]

4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ I watched it last night 

7/10

Night Shift the night starring Jamie Foxx and Davie Franco

1/10

Do you mean dayshift? 
 

Just got about 15 mins and turned it off. Surprised Foxxy signed up to that nonsense 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ I watched it last night 

7/10

 

You're easily pleased.  I really thought it was infantile pish.  Hey, ho.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Aye that zombie pish was abysmal with Foxx 

I usually like Zombie flicks so might give this one a go but goin' by the comments, I'm not too hopeful it'll be worth it.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I usually like Zombie flicks so might give this one a go but goin' by the comments, I'm not too hopeful it'll be worth it.

Ah, just seen that it's vampires not zombies.  Hmmmmmmmmmm, maybe not then.

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

says the old boy that plays computer games 

??Fair comment like.

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Roberto said:

Zombies Vampires, same fucking difference. Utter shite.

Don't forget werewolves. All been done to death.

[maryhilldon]

22 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Best a vampire film = Lost Boys (From Disk til Dawn close second) 

Curse of the Were-Rabbit.

[Kilgore Trout]

4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Best a vampire film = Lost Boys (From Disk til Dawn close second) 

Nah Hammer House of Horrors The Vampire Lovers featuring the delectable Madeline Smith getting the puppies out best vampire film by a country mile.

A blessing for a young loon growing up. Always gave the paper a quick snook to see if it was going to be on