Fridge Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 In the good days we used to get massages at work (fully clothed) and despite the bird nae being that hot used to always end up with a hard on. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Fridge said: In the good days we used to get massages at work (fully clothed) and despite the bird nae being that hot used to always end up with a hard on. Fridge, hate to break it to you but fairly certain that if the burd ended up with a hard on after giving you a massage then she was no burd.... ? 1 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Have you never massaged your mum? Yes and I spurted stick white love piss all over her without anything touching my cock. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: She died giving birth to me. I’m assuming this is on the wind up Cheesers. If not fuck sake that’s tragic. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 So when you're in Congo you're actually at home? Shit! Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Wild ginger. 10/10. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, tommo1903 said: Wild ginger. 10/10. Its banging eh. What you get? Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 28 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Its banging eh. What you get? Jalfongi, garlic naan and saag paneer. Think that's the 5th time I've been in last 5 months. Best visit yet. Everything on the menu is delicious so far. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 29 minutes ago, tommo1903 said: Jalfongi, garlic naan and saag paneer. Think that's the 5th time I've been in last 5 months. Best visit yet. Everything on the menu is delicious so far. Im guessing jalfongi is a mushroom alt to the chicken jalfrezi? Sounds like a good feed. Cant beat a good indian. Good pints of cold lager is essential. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 On 11/27/2020 at 7:07 PM, Fridge said: I’m assuming this is on the wind up Cheesers. If not fuck sake that’s tragic. Deary me. Link to comment
Zeus Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Papa Johns (Summerhill) Best meal I've ever had. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said: Mind I recommended the Cocket Hat and a mutant said it was shite but ran away rather than explain what he meant? Went there today and it was superb. Beautiful roast beef and lamb for me, turkey and beef for the wife. The yorkies and gravy are as good as you'll get anywhere and the quality and prep of the meat is first class. A tenner a head, in and out within half an hour, unbeatable value. I know it's part of a chain or franchise or whatever but each outlet can only be judged on their own. Don't know if I've ever had a decent munch in any other Toby Carvery but will have visited 2 or 3 over the years, once only (which says it all) but ever since the wife's work at Woodend Hospital went there for lunch 2/3 years ago, that's our 5th or 6th visit and will definitely be returning. And no fucking loud snotty-nosed kids kicking about luckily. British brats are the worst in the world, for reasons obvious. Been there a few times and it can be hit and miss however given they are not currently doing a help yourself carvery I think it's got better as you don't have stuff out sitting out under hot lamps for hours at a time. Will always prefer to cook a roast myself (my Yorkshire's are fucking awesome) but for a last minute easy Sunday meal it can be a good option. Not enough places do a carvery on a Sunday in my opinion, cannot beat it. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 As in sometimes it can be good but I have also been when it's been decidedly meh. Probably all depends on the chef at the time. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Suppose we all have a different take on what constitutes good. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Put it this way, compared to the most expensive meal I've ever paid for, the Cocket Hat was fifty times better. Just because something was more expensive does not necessarily mean it will be better. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Did you enjoy Madame Mews? Was that "good"? What did you have? Aye Madam Mews was really good. Had various things but the Thai Beef Salad was the pick of the lot. Will be going back with Mrs FFS next week. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Just now, rocket_scientist said: Really? Well your example of your meal obviously wasn't. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Garden centre cafes. Sad places generally but occasionally useful for a specific purpose. It's amazing how the old couples all look the same, bitter unhappy faces like they're chewing on lemons, never talking to each other and sitting there in abject misery. These are the biggest demographic. Someone recommended Castleton Farm Shop and Cafe recently and we ended up going there today for a late breakfast. We only went because the Kirktown was closed on Mondays and Tuesdays and as it is the wife's birthday, it's fair that she doesn't cook for me one day, but only after she had washed my punts obviously. It was a pain that we arrived to see that the Kirktown cafe was shut cos they do a marvellous mini breakfast but she had been for lunch with her pals at Castleton recently and said it was great. Do NOT go here. Not for breakfast anyway. It was shite, Stodge city. Off to a bad start having to get a filthy mug replaced but there was no half options or anything other than a FULL fry up. The shop was a joke too. £49.99 for 12 year old Doublewood is a third more than we can buy it in the nearest town to it. Th wife at least got a big bag of frozen strawberries for the freezer but there's making profit and then there's extortion. These teuchters deserve to go out of business, greedy fucks. Should have gone to the finzean farm shop as recommended by me yesterday. Kirktown Garden Centre offers up decent fare right enough and the Whisky I have bought from there have always been decent priced - the Glenfiddich finished in Rum Barrels being a particular favourite and I am sure it was even a few quid cheaper than other shops I found it in. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Nope it was a recommendation. Just because you recommended Madam Mews does that make you an authority on Thai food then? Don't think so. Lemon faced coffin dodgers you say.... does the prospect of being surrounded by like those of a similar ilk worry you RS? Link to comment
redone Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said: If you didn't lie about going to MM's last week, after getting an equally improbably massage, how come you spelt it wrong? Thick cunt, shit attention-to-detail or a liar? What’s an “improbably massage” ? ....Asking for a thick , lying cunt who doesn’t pay enough attention to detail 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Used to enjoy a dobbies breakfast but to hell with the current queuing situation. Can't wait for an hour around screaming kids etc, would rather be in the louden tavern than around children The best breakfast in town is the cafe on Holburn street, think it may have been R_S who mentioned it before. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Fit aboot Richmond St Deli? It used to be bloody good I canna wait to get a full breakfast (not long now) That’s my favourite Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Fit aboot Richmond St Deli? It used to be bloody good I canna wait to get a full breakfast (not long now) Don't think I've had a breakfast there although they've been outstanding lunches recently. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Just now, rocket_scientist said: I made a typo, edited it within 30 seconds. Pedantry. Ah so you are allowed to make typos but for everyone else its a sign of lies ? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: That's desperate. There's a difference between lying and typos. You edit your typos? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 was my go to ruby take away 15 years ago Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Is Blue Moon still open/decent? Died last year, then became kebab shop for 10 minutes...the premises hasnt opened in months ? Link to comment
Zeus Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Four Mile - best rsteruant in the toon Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Bah the Garlic Chilli Chicken from there was the bomb (about 15 years ago) Used to be our go to Indian when we lived in Aberdeen and aye the Garlic Chilli Chicken was outstanding. Link to comment
pocrawred Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 My garlic chilli chicken is as good as any Indian in the toon. Madras hot.... Link to comment
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