For Fecks Sake Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 It's the 'look at the sort of nice person I am' posts that are usually along the lines of "I spotted a homeless person without any shoes so decided to buy them a pair etc. etc. etc." bollocks that is making LinkedIn unreadable and the pile o pish it has become. That and people you have worked with previously, who you know are utter dog shite at their jobs, making out that they are captains of industry! 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Genuine question ,see the cunts that are on these things , Facebook etc do they ever talk face to face about each other’s things they post on it? “ I saw your wee ‘ standing with Paris’ thing or ‘ I liked that photo of a muffin , mmmmm’ ? Doubtful, although I am guilty of this with messenger at work. Flirt like fuck with birds at work with innuendo’s and winky smiley faces, then you see them in the coffee area 10 mins later and barely acknowledge each other. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 41 minutes ago, Fridge said: Doubtful, although I am guilty of this with messenger at work. Flirt like fuck with birds at work with innuendo’s and winky smiley faces, then you see them in the coffee area 10 mins later and barely acknowledge each other. I would take the hint Fridgeo. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 It is true though, they’ve been telling you they hate their husband / their Mum is dying / kids are a nightmare. Then you see them in person and you are both are you alright? Yeah just grabbing a coffee. Maybe I’m ace on messenger but an ugly bastard Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 tell thim aboot bluto hidin ez bairns..its a gade convo sterter..first hing thi esk is 'y did e dae it?` n then eh siy `e disna like spikken aboot it-e stiys silent` n then thi siy in disgust `thats beasty as fuck..wit a fuckin brute' 1 3 1 1 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Just saw an ad on the telly for the Real Housewives of somewhere or other. Worse than the scripted nonsense that these shows undoubtedly are, is the fact that enough people must watch them in order for them to be made in the first place. I’d need a fucking lobotomy to find these over made up, half plastic full of shite bints entertaining. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 aye yer nae wrang..minds meh o this cunt..yeezll mind him..niver aff eh telly..e wis even in loaded magazine n fhm e wis a celebrated actor oan stage n screen but e wis gittin typecest..n then e sterted daein documentrys n panel shows..spred ezsel tae thin..e wis a token flidomite..but e wis a luddite innaw..cidna move wi eh times..evryhin wis tae dae wi ez wee airms..e wis angry aboot thim..it wis EZSEL thit didna want tae b seen is a person..n whin time moved oan e wis a forgoatten man..a testamint tae eh human condition in a bygone era 1 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 23 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said: aye yer nae wrang..minds meh o this cunt..yeezll mind him..niver aff eh telly..e wis even in loaded magazine n fhm e wis a celebrated actor oan stage n screen but e wis gittin typecest..n then e sterted daein documentrys n panel shows..spred ezsel tae thin..e wis a token flidomite..but e wis a luddite innaw..cidna move wi eh times..evryhin wis tae dae wi ez wee airms..e wis angry aboot thim..it wis EZSEL thit didna want tae b seen is a person..n whin time moved oan e wis a forgoatten man..a testamint tae eh human condition in a bygone era Fazzat? Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 28 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Fazzat? An old spazzy version of Martin Kemp Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 15 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: E kipt on wirrin bitcut jeans - lik Bluto ih tehveh wirk jest dred up stuck inni pest - cunt cidint teh iz ain lyses innaw, so jest ware slep oans (looks like a spuzzy Brad Pitt) ? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: E kipt on wirrin bitcut jeans - lik Bluto ih tehveh wirk jest dred up stuck inni pest - cunt cidint teh iz ain lyses innaw, so jest ware slep oans (looks like a spuzzy Brad Pitt) HIs faithir and his maw wir baith in Timebayndits and that was the pinnackul of gnome filum and tehveh, metaforikly, he was face doon in the canal in Gronigan fae that point oan. All he cid hope fir wiz getting shot oot a canon from then oan. 2 Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Simply Red said: HIs faithir and his maw wir baith in Timebayndits and that was the pinnackul of gnome filum and tehveh, metaforikly, he was face doon in the canal in Gronigan fae that point oan. All he cid hope fir wiz getting shot oot a canon from then oan. ?? Ehs is Blawin AK oot a eh watter ? Link to comment
shut up meg Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 1/5/2021 at 10:53 AM, Quagmire said: LinkedIn is starting to breed horrible self indulged wankers who can be filed under the same category as IG ‘Influencers’. They sit all day posting motivational and inspirational quotes to get likes and comments from the same dullards who act as though it’s came from Gandhi himself. Each post is usually finished off with a load of spew inducing hashtags #wecangetthruthis #inthis2gether #positivity #hardworkbreedsresults. The ones I’ve worked with in the past were fuckin hopeless as well. Twats. Aye, normally HR types who like or comment on "the best asset a company has is it's employees" type of post, normally the week after they have been part of the process of getting rid of dozens of said assets. I'm on it mainly to try and get a job but it is full of fucking arseholes spouting shite. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 10 hours ago, Simply Red said: HIs faithir and his maw wir baith in Timebayndits and that was the pinnackul of gnome filum and tehveh, metaforikly, he was face doon in the canal in Gronigan fae that point oan. All he cid hope fir wiz getting shot oot a canon from then oan. Hahahaha. Magic. Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Folk out jogging on ice. What the the fuck are you doing it’s nae Rocky IV. NHS has enough shit on just now without you slipping and breaking your ankle. Just do sit ups in your house and go for a walk if you want exercise. Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 14 minutes ago, Fridge said: Folk out jogging on ice. What the the fuck are you doing it’s nae Rocky IV. NHS has enough shit on just now without you slipping and breaking your ankle. Just do sit ups in your house and go for a walk if you want exercise. I was oot the day and have been all week. Terrific IYAM Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, Zeus said: I was oot the day and have been all week. Terrific IYAM Same. Ran on the road to annoy drivers. Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Folk calling for the football to be suspended. Bore off Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 30 minutes ago, Zeus said: Folk calling for the football to be suspended. Bore off Should be void season. Fuck the huns. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 4 hours ago, Fridge said: Folk out jogging on ice. What the the fuck are you doing it’s nae Rocky IV. NHS has enough shit on just now without you slipping and breaking your ankle. Just do sit ups in your house and go for a walk if you want exercise. Magnificent. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 22 hours ago, Arabian Knight said: aye yer nae wrang..minds meh o this cunt..yeezll mind him..niver aff eh telly..e wis even in loaded magazine n fhm e wis a celebrated actor oan stage n screen but e wis gittin typecest..n then e sterted daein documentrys n panel shows..spred ezsel tae thin..e wis a token flidomite..but e wis a luddite innaw..cidna move wi eh times..evryhin wis tae dae wi ez wee airms..e wis angry aboot thim..it wis EZSEL thit didna want tae b seen is a person..n whin time moved oan e wis a forgoatten man..a testamint tae eh human condition in a bygone era Yiz mine on thon clinical drug trials.. At wit fuckin?shaped, guid few years ago? At envolded Bloots en e crew...(grippit hoors) beer vouchers Fan a thier heids wint 4 times eh size. .... Eh crews heids a expanded ..nae him.. Eh cunts up ere ^^^ a sheel o a man.? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 1/8/2021 at 5:17 AM, Arabian Knight said: aye yer nae wrang..minds meh o this cunt..yeezll mind him..niver aff eh telly..e wis even in loaded magazine n fhm Did he bang black spice? 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 18 hours ago, shut up meg said: Aye, normally HR types who like or comment on "the best asset a company has is it's employees" type of post, normally the week after they have been part of the process of getting rid of dozens of said assets. I'm on it mainly to try and get a job but it is full of fucking arseholes spouting shite. Who the fuck would want to do that job? Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 13 hours ago, The Boofon said: Magnificent. ? Link to comment
shut up meg Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 6 hours ago, alscotoz said: Who the fuck would want to do that job? In my experience, cunts. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 7 hours ago, alscotoz said: Who the fuck would want to do that job? Few HR mannies here isn't there? Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 11 minutes ago, Poodler said: Few HR mannies here isn't there? Was thinking similar Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 3 hours ago, alscotoz said: Was thinking similar HR are all complete fucking idiots although often hot birds. I get there has to be a system of sorts but binning folk is a joke. The vast majority of men anyway would prefer a two minute chat of look sorry min, we’re struggling, if something else comes up I’ll give you a shout. Instead HR come up with someone ridiculous point system or something when the decision has already been made. Fuck me your nae going to sue the company and burn all your bridges unless you are a complete tube. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 Folk that leave Christmas decorations up well after time.....I'm looking at you Bebo On a side note I canna get any Emojis to come up? Link to comment
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