Ke1t Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Och, I thought Freddie Starr was hilarious when I was a weeeean. Saw him when I got a bit older and his comedy, like Freddie, had not aged well. Bit of the predator aboot him inna, was there nae? In court yesterday, Mr Starr said: “You used to slap a girl's bum. It was nothing sexual. It did not mean anything. It was just to say they had a lovely bum.” And sometimes, if they'd a nice fanny you'd stick your cock up it. Nothing sexual, it was just to say you had a lovely fanny. And if they'd a nice face you'd blow a big old load right across it. Nothing sexual, it was just to say you had a lovely face. 70s min... the shit that went on back then. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 All I know about him is that he ate a hamster in the 80's Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 The bum slap was a harmless bit of fun.It was a compliment. It was the ugly man haters who never received any that killed it off.I got thrown out of The Wash on the Mound in Edinburgh for drunkenly slapping every girl in the bar on their arse......I think only one complained.....maybe. It’s a bit of a blur tbh Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 The bum slap was a harmless bit of fun. It was a compliment. It was the ugly man haters who never received any that killed it off. Was thrown out of a bar in Aberdeen by some overzealous bouncers for just thinking about grabbing the waitresses arse. Fair enough I was in the process of climbing over the bar to get to her arse when they apprehended me, but this whole 'guilty before the crime' shite is shite. Tried arguing with the bouncers about their total lack of fucking logic in the matter as they forcibly ejaculated me onto the street, but they weren't having any it, the thick fucking lumps. 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Yes, family parties can be awfully fun. Curse that frigid old barmaid for ruining your run of glory though.You’re absolutely right......no idea who’s family it was though..... Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Was thrown out of a bar in Aberdeen by some overzealous bouncers for just thinking about grabbing the waitresses arse. Fair enough I was in the process of climbing over the bar to get to her arse when they apprehended me, but this whole 'guilty before the crime' shite is shite. Tried arguing with the bouncers about their total lack of fucking logic in the matter as they forcibly ejaculated me onto the street, but they weren't having any it, the thick fucking lumps. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48231314 1 Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Doris Day deid.Lothario! Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 You never saw Doris Day and Stevie May at the same place, at the same time. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Doris Day deid.Honestly thought she had been dead for decades now! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Honestly thought she had been dead for decades now!This Link to comment
YorkDon Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Niki Lauda deid.A cremation would be fitting. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Niki Lauda deid.A cremation would be fitting.As well as the crash he also had a bad time with the Pools. One time he had all the correct results but they said they would not pay out because he had burnt his coupon. The old ones are the best, I'll get my coat Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Niki Lauda wants to hire someone and is looking for someone with great observational skill. So he asks each guy that comes in "What's the first thing you notice about me?" and everyone says "You have no ears!". Needless to say none of them gets hired. Finally one guy says "You're wearing contacts". Niki Lauda says "That's awesome! You're the first guy to notice! Tell me, what gave it away?" And the guy goes "If you had ears you'd be wearing glasses" 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Snake and a rabbit meet for the first time and wonder what animal they have met. Snake says “you’ve big floppy ears, a little twitchy nose and a furry bob tail. You’re a rabbit”. “That’s right” says the rabbit. “Let me guess what you are. “ “You’ve got scaly skin, beady little eyes and no ears, are you Niki Lauda?” Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 As well as the crash he also had a bad time with the Pools. One time he had all the correct results but they said they would not pay out because he had burnt his coupon.The old ones are the best, I'll get my coat I’m shocked and appalled at this........that’s a Simon Weston joke Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 ^^disgusting. It was only a matter of time before some lowlife would bring Simons good name in to this discussion. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 ^^disgusting. It was only a matter of time before some lowlife would bring Simons good name in to this discussion.You been shagging Simon like? A little touchy imho Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 ^^disgusting. It was only a matter of time before some lowlife would bring Simons good name in to this discussion.You been shagging Simon like? A little touchy imho Link to comment
alscotoz Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 I’m shocked and appalled at this........that’s a Simon Weston joke Was he the guy who tried to buy Man Utd? Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Good in TropicThunder https://www.nme.com/news/music/jake-black-alabama-3-died-2490786 What's with all the stupid rhetoric? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Jake Black deid. Didn't wake up this morning. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Jake Black deid. Didn't wake up this morning.School of rock was a personal favourite of mine Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Was he the guy who tried to buy Man Utd?That’s the one...... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Jake Black deid. Didn't wake up this morning.Thoughts with Kyle whatshisface Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Stanton Friedman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1MQhA2ZGe0 Link to comment
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