Holidays 2018

[Henry]

 

A WEEK in Vegas has become a rite of passage for tosser blokes, it has emerged.

Men who are too into themselves confirmed that a ‘lads’ week’ in Las Vegas was now essential for anyone hoping to become a fully-fledged tosspot.

Estate agent Stephen Malley said: “I am a massive tosser, which is something I’m proud of. But I don’t take any younger wannabe tossers seriously until they’ve ‘dropped £8k in a night’ in a massive corporate casino with no windows.

“I’m all about wasting large sums of money, claiming to drink more than I actually did and then sleeping with a prostitute who steals my trousers.

“Vegas baby!”

Office worker Tom Logan said: “My boss constantly boasts about how he spent a five-figure sum in one night on a Blackjack table.

“But from the way he explained it, it became clear that he just didn’t understand the rules and was essentially bragging about being a stupid idiot.

“Also, Blackjack is really just Pontoon.”

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A WEEK in Vegas has become a rite of passage for tosser blokes, it has emerged.

Men who are too into themselves confirmed that a ‘lads’ week’ in Las Vegas was now essential for anyone hoping to become a fully-fledged tosspot.

Estate agent Stephen Malley said: “I am a massive tosser, which is something I’m proud of. But I don’t take any younger wannabe tossers seriously until they’ve ‘dropped £8k in a night’ in a massive corporate casino with no windows.

“I’m all about wasting large sums of money, claiming to drink more than I actually did and then sleeping with a prostitute who steals my trousers.

“Vegas baby!”

Office worker Tom Logan said: “My boss constantly boasts about how he spent a five-figure sum in one night on a Blackjack table.

“But from the way he explained it, it became clear that he just didn’t understand the rules and was essentially bragging about being a stupid idiot.

“Also, Blackjack is really just Pontoon.”

 

Daily mash still exists? Amazing.

[Bluto10]

Prob from the guardian website somewhere knowing H

[Guest]

Let's be honest, Vegas IS for tossers. In fact I have never met a guy I like who says it's a great place. I have met plenty of mutant arseholes who do like it on the other hand.

[Poodler]

Marseille is shit

 

Filthy and full of wogs needing to rob you

 

 

Was in Bayeux last year (NW France) and it was one of the best places Id ever been. The locals couldnt do enough for you. It was beautiful and hot and had virtually no tourists.

[Guest]

Marseille is shit

 

Filthy and full of wogs needing to rob you

 

Absolutely. A scary place. Even Toulon down the road, a beautiful old port has the same elements of Islamic thieves.

 

Beyond Toulon all the way through to Nice on the coast is fantastic and inland to Grasse and the Gorges of Verdon, awesome too.

[Poodler]

 

Absolutely. A scary place. Even Toulon down the road, a beautiful old port has the same elements of Islamic thieves.

 

Beyond Toulon all the way through to Nice on the coast is fantastic and inland to Grasse and the Gorges of Verdon, awesome too.

Have you been to Gorge du Tarn?

 

Looks incredible

[RAZOR]

Favourite French destinations

 

Bois de Boulogne
Château de Pierre de Bresse
Fontainebleau
la Ramée
Lac de Divonne
Les Dougnes
Montsouris
Rouen

[Guest]

Have you been to Gorge du Tarn?

 

Looks incredible

 

Not not been there but I can imagine the topography will be as spectacular as the Gorges of Verdon.

 

The Dordogne area is where we need to explore next. It was Bretagne (Brittany) in the NW that first turned us on to France so not surprised you enjoyed Bayeux (even though I've not been there).

[manboobs109]

Get a fucking grip lads eh. Some incredibly pretentious guff getting chatted on this thread.

[Poodler]

Get a fucking grip lads eh. Some incredibly pretentious guff getting chatted on this thread.

My holiday before that one I spent £700 in a Warsaw brothel with 3 sensational weemin and a renowned opera singer.

 

Is that better?

 

The Hat is for all. Apart from blacks and Huns and gays and WANKS and police and

[minijc]

Let's be honest, Vegas IS for tossers. In fact I have never met a guy I like who says it's a great place. I have met plenty of mutant arseholes who do like it on the other hand.

There's worse places that attract tossers than vegas, Dubai being the worst I imagine, such a fake place and the ultimate status holiday. I like Vegas mainly because there's so much to do especially now with the sports teams coming there, once the Raiders are set up I'll be looking to go twice a year to take in games.

[Guest]

There's worse places that attract tossers than vegas, Dubai being the worst I imagine, such a fake place and the ultimate status holiday. I like Vegas mainly because there's so much to do especially now with the sports teams coming there, once the Raiders are set up I'll be looking to go twice a year to take in games.

 

Lol. Dubai is another place I have never been to nor will I ever visit.

 

No such thing as a "status holiday". That exists only in the minds of the sick.

[manboobs109]

My holiday before that one I spent £700 in a Warsaw brothel with 3 sensational weemin and a renowned opera singer.

 

Is that better?

 

The Hat is for all. Apart from blacks and Huns and gays and WANKS and police and

Still doesn't make up for your French gorge chat. Sounds alright though.

[manboobs109]

Vegas schmaygus

 

Blackpool is where it's at.

I'd rather be in Blackpool munching sausage, egg and chips with real people than in France munching some filthy foreign muck with a bunch of pretentious Aberdonian poofs

[Bluto10]

Lol

 

France is ace. But no better than Spain, Italy and the UK.

 

Prob the 4 best countries on the planet.

 

All got everything you need in a top country.

[dave_min]

Marseille is shit

 

Filthy and full of wogs needing to rob you

 

 

Was in Bayeux last year (NW France) and it was one of the best places Id ever been. The locals couldnt do enough for you. It was beautiful and hot and had virtually no tourists.

I've ran the Marseille marathon.

 

PB too.

[Guest]

I've ran the Marseille marathon.

 

PB too.

 

Did you break 3 hours?

[Guest]

I'd rather be in Blackpool munching sausage, egg and chips with real people than in France munching some filthy foreign muck with a bunch of pretentious Aberdonian poofs

 

I had the misfortune of staying in Blackpool one night. I stay in St Annes at least once a year but holy fuck. They're not "real" people.

[dave_min]

 

Did you break 3 hours?

Smashed straight through it en-route.

[Guest]

Smashed straight through it en-route.

 

Piner. My old man in his 40's did 3 hrs 2 minutes in the first London Marathon and I could smash fuck out of him from the age of 15.

[dave_min]

Piner. My old man in his 40's did 3 hrs 2 minutes in the first London Marathon and I could smash fuck out of him from the age of 15.

You'll never make Kona with that.

[Guest]

Kona?

[RAZOR]

 

Piner. My old man in his 40's did 3 hrs 2 minutes in the first London Marathon and I could smash fuck out of him from the age of 15.

Was he the one who came in holding hands with the other bloke? Iconic image and all that.

[rumpus]

I'd rather be in Blackpool munching sausage, egg and chips with real people than in France munching some filthy foreign muck with a bunch of pretentious Aberdonian poofs

 

Working class tink.

[manboobs109]

 

Working class tink.

Despite being a self made man, an entrepreneur, a wealth creator, I don't forget my roots Rumpy.

[rumpus]

 

Where in Southern France? One of the best places on the planet in my experience so well worth a visit, I would recommend.

 

Why is Las Vegas so popular? A guy in our local goes over every year. I've never been but don't understand the attraction?

 

 

You'd love Vegas Mr Scientist.

 

Being a man with adequate disposable means, last year I visited San Fran (see what I did there? Called it Fran rather than Francisco as I'm famaliar with the place) and it's worth no more than 2 days.

 

Then hired a Chevy Tahoe (60K$ worth) and drove down to Yosemite for 3 days. Stunning.

 

Onwards to Death Valley, didn't even stay the night despite being fully aware I'd lose the money (who gives a fuck) before heading to Vegas.

 

Wish I'd spent longer than I did. Venetian Hotel: best hotel I've stayed in. Helicopter to Grand Canyon, Mob Museum, Titanic exhibition in Luxor. Gambling, good food and plenty beer etc...great place.

 

A man of higher intillect such as yourself would love it, it's not just seedy and /or glitzy exhibitionism, it's superb.

[Bluto10]

Working class tink it is haha

a working class rink is something to be

[Guest]

You'd love Vegas Mr Scientist.

 

I would doubt it Mr Rumpus.

 

You went on to describe other parts of the US. I'll be going back to the states one day - despite the obese thick majority - but haven't been to Nevada and don't fancy Vegas. Helluva long way to go for tat and tossers. One fucker I know, a hun, goes there every year and loves it, but I don't love him and if he said pink, I would go purple. I guess if I ever do see it it will be a passing visit for a day or two if in the vicinity, just to see what the fuss is about and I'll pray that a mad cunt isn't hinging oot his hotel windie shooting randomly at folk. Then again, they were C & W enthusiasts I think so no great loss.

[The Boofon]

Off to New York (Brooklyn) in April and Spain in June.

 

Dons away trip in Europe depending on dates and rotation.

 

Squeeze in a few trips to Finechty through the year as well.