How To Successfully Grow A Beard

[cheesepipes]

28 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

If you've got a full heed' o hair u dinna need a massive een. 
 

You're overcompensating for your tiny penis and bald head. 

Want a penis competition? 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

Want a penis competition? 

You know where my DMs are.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

And shite trainers.

And shite betting tips 

[Poodler]

49 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’ve always been clean shaven (apart from the great lockdown of 2020 when I looked like Marv of the Sticky Bandits)

got a bit of a mouser on the go now 

Mousers are the future 

 

I’m back to the Willie Miller (although with mullet combo). Don’t give it any oil or brushing though. Just good ole fashioned powsee juice

[Ramandu]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

6 months minimum is a beard in beard world. 

Agreed. My only beard was 6 months at uni. No trimming or other nonsense, and I looked like a king. A hobo king.

[Bluto10]

51 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’ve always been clean shaven (apart from the great lockdown of 2020 when I looked like Marv of the Sticky Bandits)

got a bit of a mouser on the go now 

what’s his name?

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

Mousers are the future 

 

I’m back to the Willie Miller (although with mullet combo). Don’t give it any oil or brushing though. Just good ole fashioned powsee juice

since lockdown here I’m sporting a jimmy conway esque slickback  

might keep it, seeing as my hair anit changed since late 90s (sbs)

[Bluto10]

^^^^^ patchy beard owner

(prob the plukes or pokmarks)

 

 

 

 

 

LOL

[Arabian Knight]

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, Dad said:

Oh I see son - greeting your eyes out the other day about receiving pelters; but there's you flinging pish back at Dad like a slimy ugly arsehole 

 

Apology fucking retracted ?

Hahahaha

[Simply Red]

4 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

YouTube will give you all the info you need, but be warned, the type of guys who make those vids are total and utter wanks

What a surprising coincidence, they sound exactly the same type of guys as the beard advice guys on here

[Poodler]

[Ke1t]

2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

If you've got a full heed' o hair u dinna need a massive een. 
 

You're overcompensating for your tiny penis and bald head. 

I've a terrific heid o hair, but often have a mighty beard to complement it.

Shaving and trimming that shit when you've spent a day felling trees and chainsawing firewood is way down the list of priorities.

Pro tip for compensating for a tiny penis, though... regular fisting.

[Studebaker-90]

12 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I've a terrific heid o hair, but often have a mighty beard to complement it.

Shaving and trimming that shit when you've spent a day felling trees and chainsawing firewood is way down the list of priorities.

Pro tip for compensating for a tiny penis, though... regular fisting.

Only chinks for me 

[Guest]

15 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Grow a beard a week. 

Nae on your head tho yi baldy hibbee Cunt 

[Guest]

37 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I've a terrific heid o hair, but often have a mighty beard to complement it.

Shaving and trimming that shit when you've spent a day felling trees and chainsawing firewood is way down the list of priorities.

Pro tip for compensating for a tiny penis, though... regular fisting.

I'm a modern man. 
 

Leave that shit to someone else. 
 

The best tip for a tiny penis is to shave the bush 

[Guest]

57 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

What a surprising coincidence, they sound exactly the same type of guys as the beard advice guys on here

Clearly a man who can't grow a beard 

[Simply Red]

8 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Clearly a man who can't grow a beard 

Had a beard before you had pubes pipsqueek. Just didnt spare one thought on it or sought advice from other men on how to grow and maintain it. 

[Studebaker-90]

8 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Had a beard before you had pubes pipsqueek. Just didnt spare one thought on it or sought advice from other men on how to grow and maintain it. 

You’re hard. Showing off because of the ..

[Guest]

19 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Had a beard before you had pubes pipsqueek. Just didnt spare one thought on it or sought advice from other men on how to grow and maintain it. 

?

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Grow a beard a week. 

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1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I'm a modern man. 
 

Leave that shit to someone else. 
 

The best tip for a tiny penis is to shave the bush 

Makes it look like a nik nak. 

[Guest]

Lots of passive aggression here. 
 

@Captain Caveman from what I've heard, I wouldn't mess with mobz. 
 

Relax.

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

Unlike your ex from BOD who serviced half of BOD when she went out with you

Shan min 

[Studebaker-90]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

I would say I'm average with regards to penis size.

But probably towards the lower end of average. 

Aye average in Korea 

[cheesepipes]

Mobz is a pussy cat, first man to help an old lady across the road or glass a polish bouncer. 

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Its only the Internet so you keep your hardman fantasies however you like

No no. 
 

Real stories. 
 

But you do you. I don't care 

[Guest]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

I dont live in Korea  so that doesn't affect me. 

I'd love to go Seoul. 
 

Looks ace

[Studebaker-90]

An overly big cock is like a disability

[Poodler]

18 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

An overly big cock is like a disability

You imagine