Don Fonte

Sounds like a decent day MAD min. Your mum got big tits?

Work (now) Out for lunch. Couple more hours work. Supper. Few pints. Go to a gig. Drams. Bed.

Aye ok Atul Kouchar.

@Clydeside_Sheep

He's retired after working his whole life. Cashed in all his savings etc. Fucked off to Thailand. Can't be arsed with his sponging family or kids. Spending all his money fucking tarts, drinking and taking drugs. Having a fucking good life I'd say. Case closed. Next.

That wouldn't fucking take much would it.

European class.

Home from your holiday?

Piss off.

Wine. And a women's vagina.

Piss off.

Prominent hatter on fire today. Well done @dave_minmin.

Very. Now fuk off.

Drinking during the day, therefore 'day drinking'. I never claimed all day drinking. Imbecile.

Day drinking today, beginning in circa 70 minutes. Terrific.