hopeisimportant Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 People that say "me thinks" at the end of a sentence. Or anywhere in a sentence for that matter. Fuck off. 1 Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Folk who laugh nervously Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Folk who have a nervous twitch whilst laughing at curtains Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 'Collections' at work. Such and such's Ma died, can you put a few quid in for flowers? Such and such is leaving, can you put a few quid in for them? NIT. Women.The amount of collections that do the rounds does get abit silly at times. Leavings and bereavements are fair game but birthdays is taking the piss. Link to comment
ab24_5qh Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Car drivers when I'm on my bike. Cyclists when I'm in my car. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 11, 2016 Author Share Posted March 11, 2016 Car drivers when I'm on my bike. Cyclists when I'm in my car.Both when I'm walking. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 The amount of collections that do the rounds does get abit silly at times. Leavings and bereavements are fair game but birthdays is taking the piss.We do "big" birthdays at my work - nae complaining, i got some cracking gifts for my 30th last year. Oasis signed gold disc, AFC newspaper cuttings history book and some beers. I also got gifts when the little one was born and when we moved house Jan 2015 so fair had my share in the last year or so. Just need to get married now. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 That cunt who does Grand Designs Link to comment
alscotoz Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 We do "big" birthdays at my work - nae complaining, i got some cracking gifts for my 30th last year. Oasis signed gold disc, AFC newspaper cuttings history book and some beers. I also got gifts when the little one was born and when we moved house Jan 2015 so fair had my share in the last year or so. Just need to get married now. Hope your not going to get married just to get more gifts...although it's as good a reason as any, i suppose. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 People who says "Totes Amazeballs" Absoulte cunts Link to comment
tup Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 People who says "Totes Amazeballs" Absoulte cunts Student chat thon. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Student chat thon.Students. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Hope your not going to get married just to get more gifts...although it's as good a reason as any, i suppose.Why else would I get married? Link to comment
alscotoz Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Why else would I get married? Yeah, good point. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 People who says "Totes Amazeballs" Absoulte cuntsI've never heard someone say that, although it's understandable since your bird is like 15 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 I've never heard someone say that, although it's understandable since your bird is like 15 Has he got a bird younger than him? He's never said. Link to comment
tup Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 I ken a bird who says that. She's from Aberdeen. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 I ken a bird who says that. She's from Aberdeen. I ken a bird who doesn't say that.She's from Aberdeen. Link to comment
Nelly Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 I'm working in the same office as someone who says 'basically' at the start, somewhere in the middle, and at the end of every sentence. Seriously getting on my tits! Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 15, 2016 Author Share Posted March 15, 2016 Having something that really fucks you off and thinking "This is going on the Pet Hates thread" then completely forgetting what it was. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 15, 2016 Author Share Posted March 15, 2016 Not the one i'd forgotten, but people who pull out of 5s on the day of the game leaving you struggling to find a replacement or face having a shite 5v4 game. 2 Link to comment
McPhee123 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 People who feel the need to say "I'm so random" People who will go 60mph in a 70, and then stay at 60 when it goes down to 40. Pay attention you twat. People who sit looking at facebook on their phones in the gym People who comment on stuff on facebook that's clearly only there to get comments, like "BET YOU CAN'T THINK OF A NAME THAT HAS AN S IN IT" Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 15, 2016 Author Share Posted March 15, 2016 People who feel the need to say "I'm so random" People who will go 60mph in a 70, and then stay at 60 when it goes down to 40. Pay attention you twat. People who sit looking at facebook on their phones in the gym People who comment on stuff on facebook that's clearly only there to get comments, like "BET YOU CAN'T THINK OF A NAME THAT HAS AN S IN IT"Said by the least random people you've ever met. People who go at 60mph on a 70, then down to 40 on a 50.....fuck sake. Link to comment
Redstar Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 For me it's... "Reach out"...I always think it sounds like the last act of a desperado on a sinking ship...which is certainly not what the twat saying it is intending it to sound like... 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Not the one i'd forgotten, but people who pull out of 5s on the day of the game leaving you struggling to find a replacement or face having a shite 5v4 game.Absolutely Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Said by the least random people you've ever met. People who go at 60mph on a 70, then down to 40 on a 50.....fuck sake.People who speed. Minky machismo that puts others at risk Link to comment
Jigot Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Gaffers trying to phone you when you've copped off early. Trackers, fuck 'em! Link to comment
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