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[CCB III]

Portsoy man dead after crashing into rocks on his hover board. 
 

Reports suggest his hair was in fact, in his eyes.  
 

 

[The Boofon]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

That looks tremendous.Where would you sail the thing to ?  We used to get a commercial one to France. Think it was half the journey time compared to the ferry. 

Just fuck about at sea in the summertime. Be a good laugh I reckon.

 

We whizz about the local parks in the colder weather.

[Redforever86]

15 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Just fuck about at sea in the summertime. Be a good laugh I reckon.

 

We whizz about the local parks in the colder weather.

Are yi fuck.

 

You’ll be lying under the thing using it as a fucking hair dryer for yir out of control mullet.

[sigh]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do hovercrafts that size get given a name like a sailing boat would have? Eg ‘Intrepid’, ‘Bon Voyage’, ‘Rosie 2’ and such shite. 

Dont you even think about it - you have enough trouble with punctures on your pushbike, never mind trying to repair a puncture on a hover craft - how much duck tape would you need?

[Poodler]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

😂 told you I have not had a puncture in 10 years or so. It’s my dopey lad that’s had three in as many weeks. 🚴 

Aye I put hunners of miles on my bikes tyres, never a puncture. Gave it to a mate when I left, first trip, puncture.

ah ses yir a fat cunt

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

A lot of it is doon tae yir ridin’ style and how ye thrist. 

People nae helping their bike up a kerb - wheelie up and kick the back up for the back wheel. Knowledge 

[maryhilldon]

11 minutes ago, Poodler said:

People nae helping their bike up a kerb - wheelie up and kick the back up for the back wheel. Knowledge 

Common sense.

[sigh]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

A lot of it is doon tae yir ridin’ style and how ye thrist. 

Mine were down to thorns from when they cut the hedgerows on the back roads

[manboobs109]

5 hours ago, The Boofon said:

3 to 4. 

 

Just thinking about it at the moment. 

 

https://britishhovercraft.com/ From these guys.

If it floats or flies, lease, don't buy.

[Zeus]

Semi final tickets for me and 3 other pricks 

 

[Fridge]

21 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Yip. Decent sized set up and got it for a steal off ebay.

 

It's a proper hovercraft Brian. A fucking cracking thing. 

Use it to take drug dealers in from France, make a fortune.

[sigh]

On 11/14/2022 at 8:26 PM, The Buzzard said:

I bought those earphones you recommended. So far so good. 

I looked back to see if I could find the link but it seems to have been one of the ones lost when the server changed - and chance of someone posting it again since they seemed to have been well received by those buying them.

[The Boofon]

5 minutes ago, sigh said:

I looked back to see if I could find the link but it seems to have been one of the ones lost when the server changed - and chance of someone posting it again since they seemed to have been well received by those buying them.

 

 

Was one of those three. Just checked my Amazon browsing history as I looked a few that were recommended up.

 

[Upgraded Version]Wireless Earbuds, Tribit 150H Playtime IPX8 Bluetooth5.2 Deep Bass Bluetooth Earphones Touch Control Headphones with Mic Earphone in-Ear Call Noise Reduction, Flybuds 3S1 Black : Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo

 

[Upgraded Version]Wireless Earbuds, Tribit 150H Playtime IPX8 Bluetooth5.2 Deep Bass Bluetooth Earphones Touch Control Headphones with Mic Earphone in-Ear Call Noise Reduction, Flybuds 3S1 Black : Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo

Wireless Earbuds, Bluetooth 5.3 Headphones in Ear 2022 Wireless Headphones with HD Mic, Wireless Earphones Noise Cancelling Bluetooth Earphones IP7 Waterproof Earbuds, 40H Deep Bass/USB-C/LED Display: Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo

[The Buzzard]

19 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

 

 

Was one of those three. Just checked my Amazon browsing history as I looked a few that were recommended up.

 

[Upgraded Version]Wireless Earbuds, Tribit 150H Playtime IPX8 Bluetooth5.2 Deep Bass Bluetooth Earphones Touch Control Headphones with Mic Earphone in-Ear Call Noise Reduction, Flybuds 3S1 Black : Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo

 

[Upgraded Version]Wireless Earbuds, Tribit 150H Playtime IPX8 Bluetooth5.2 Deep Bass Bluetooth Earphones Touch Control Headphones with Mic Earphone in-Ear Call Noise Reduction, Flybuds 3S1 Black : Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo

Wireless Earbuds, Bluetooth 5.3 Headphones in Ear 2022 Wireless Headphones with HD Mic, Wireless Earphones Noise Cancelling Bluetooth Earphones IP7 Waterproof Earbuds, 40H Deep Bass/USB-C/LED Display: Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo

Yep, was the 3rd one

[BrianFaePerth]

Your lad has a really gullible old man. Just tells him he’s feckless and problem gets fixed.

[Zeus]

TV

Montblanc Spirit Legend 

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

TV

Montblanc Spirit Legend 

New telly eh.

 

Thought you were skint.

[Zeus]

24 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

New telly eh.

 

Thought you were skint.

Got 99 quid off it

[alscotoz]

Another Sonos speaker. Good kit.

[dazzy_deff]

9 hours ago, alscotoz said:

Another Sonos speaker. Good kit.

They piss me off. Constantly lose network then won't reconnect. Pieces of shit 

[Poodler]

21 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

They piss me off. Constantly lose network then won't reconnect. Pieces of shit 

Reliable if you play decent music 😎

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Reliable if you play decent music 😎

Who told you that?

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Probably a wireless black spot. Couple of TP link adapters will sort you out👍

Doubtful. Just shit kit.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

^ This man knows his onions when it comes to wi-fi.

 

 

 

 

 

Must have decent bandwidth to keep up with the sheer volume of bollocks he posts.

[Redforever86]

3 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

They piss me off. Constantly lose network then won't reconnect. Pieces of shit 

 

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Probably a wireless black spot. Couple of TP link adapters will sort you out👍

Nah I've had this problem quite recently too and it's not wifi just shite software. Hopefully be updated and fixed but was seriously pissing me off, and has put me off buying anything else fae them for now. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Did dad brainwash you into being a Sonos fan when he kidnapped you SH?

[Poodler]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Have you got the Sonos 2 app?

icon should look like below 

Is your background a picture of auschwitz? 

[Redforever86]

37 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Have you got the Sonos 2 app?

icon should look like below 

Yes. It's working ok at the moment, but basically it would say unable to connect, despite the speaker sometimes working when pressing the pause/play button on it, or one speaker working one not etc etc. 

[Zeus]

Google home > Sonos

 

IYAM

[dazzy_deff]

10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s decent kit. The weakest link is your Wi-Fi. 

Ive got 500MB fibre to the door. As RF says, its shite software. And if its not updated and sorted I wont be buying anymore. 

Do you work for Sonos?