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YorkDon

Member Since 06 Jun 2017
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#1787014 Describe a poster

Posted by YorkDon on 14 June 2019 - 06:33 AM

Fuck me.

You don’t get the joke do you.


Joke?
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#1786085 Woman Frankenstein/Sex Slave

Posted by YorkDon on 12 June 2019 - 01:44 PM

In what way is Ashanti "Ghetto type"?lol.

Most of my favourites are black right enough. Quite like ginger women too. Obviously a black/ginger combo isn't great though.

Christina Milian also a favourite of mine from back in the day. <3

A young Tyra Banks for me.

For black bootay Darkie how about some Rusty Lee Or Alison Hammond?
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#1785491 How To Successfully Grow A Beard

Posted by YorkDon on 11 June 2019 - 02:45 PM

I think he means you got fucked by half of Hollywood and you have a big mouth.

No offence.

Oocha fucker it's time to show this again.. Skip forward to 2mins. 😂

https://youtu.be/Ik48KbKuOWM



Jesus that’s so fucking bad 🤣
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#1784447 Pet Hates

Posted by YorkDon on 09 June 2019 - 10:54 AM

Women that claim it’s different for women to see male strippers as opposed to when men see female strippers.
Aye cos you wouldn’t jump on that giant phallus as quick as we wouldna ride a female stripper if given the chance.
Double standards cunts
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#1779744 Do You Have Kids/ Would You Recommend Having Kids?

Posted by YorkDon on 29 May 2019 - 05:31 AM

Only have kids if you feel you can educate them and make them productive members of society.

The world has too many minks and wasters already... don't fucking add to it.


My ex had an idea for couples that couldn’t have kids.
Quit your jobs,start wearing tracksuit bottoms,start smoking,and watching Jeremy Kyle,cos those fuckers seem to be able to breed like fucking rabbits!
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#1779560 Summer Transfer Window 2019

Posted by YorkDon on 28 May 2019 - 03:21 PM

Ball and Wilson in negotiations says the Daily Record - booooooo


Ball is a good squad player when asked to do the simple basics in midfield,then give it to a creative type(if we get one)to make something happen.
Wilson,if we don’t pay him a fortune,is worth a gamble.
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#1776234 The Ryan Fraser Clause

Posted by YorkDon on 21 May 2019 - 12:20 PM

What's ironic about it?


It’s like rain on your wedding day,and a free ride when you’ve already paid
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#1767622 Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

Posted by YorkDon on 29 April 2019 - 07:28 PM

Still shagging her yorkie min?


Aye loon,and enjoying every second of it.
Biding home the night tho for a rest 😆
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#1767208 Snooker

Posted by YorkDon on 28 April 2019 - 04:11 PM

IMO he’s better than hendry who was done by his early 30s. ROS still in his absolute prime and seems to win most of the big tournaments he enters. He has won more majors, has more 147s (probably), more centuries and could easily win another 5 or 6 majors. Only reason he hasn’t won more WCs is because of the long format. His style is not suited to the marathon / long drawn out war of attrition that the crucible entails. Plus, players like ebdon and Selby (and hendry tbf) knew if they played a patient game he would eventually crack. And he usually did.


Longevity doesn’t necessarily mean O’Sullivan is better tho?
In the early to mid 90’s Hendry was unbeatable and even won a world championship coming back from a broken arm.
He also played against the likes of Higgins and Williams in their prime.Who is around now of that calibre for O’Sullivan to beat?
He was also world number one consecutively for something like 7 or 8 years.
Ronnie has played longer,has more centuries etc but I bet if Hendry hadn’t developed the snooker equivalent of the yips,he’d have some more.
He also beat the Rocket in a final frame decoder with a 147.
O’Sullivan without doubt one of the most naturally gifted ever to play,but if I had to pick one of them in their prime it would be Hendry.
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#1761300 Thread O Unsolicited Life Advice

Posted by YorkDon on 11 April 2019 - 05:56 AM

An Ex-Hibeee AND (MT™️) piss up her arse? She sounds like quite the catch......


Gads min-The ex-hibeee bit obviously.
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#1760309 What You Doing Today?

Posted by YorkDon on 08 April 2019 - 07:39 AM

Powerade and some crisps so you don’t cramp up min!



Good advice loon,cheers!
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#1760201 Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

Posted by YorkDon on 07 April 2019 - 06:24 PM

The Littlest Homo

Will Young travels from town to town helping solve problems by singing.
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#1759349 Deviant's Corner.

Posted by YorkDon on 05 April 2019 - 10:43 AM

Been told to stick this in here...

So a fit bird at work starts texting me a few days back.
We’d had a bit of flirty banter in the office and she carried it on when she sent me a message from her personal number,nae her work one...

Cut to actually making plans to go round Sunday night to see what happens.
Got stuck at work til late last night,and her place on the way to mine,but much closer to work.
Text her and she’s like,just come here,I’ll get pizza in and you can stay in the spare room if you like.
Got to hers and she grabs me almost before I got in the door,kisses me,and drops to her knees.
I got two hours sleep and left for work shell shocked.
Late 20’s with best ass I’ve seen in a very long time attached to a great body.
I’m going back Sunday night...
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#1756833 Over Rated Artists/bands

Posted by YorkDon on 29 March 2019 - 10:11 AM

Think Bowie gave that a much better shot than Sam “same shape as Jimmy Somerville” Smith ever will


And also did it when it wisna cool to do so.
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#1755557 Peter Beardsley

Posted by YorkDon on 25 March 2019 - 10:59 AM

Some lazy little shitebag kids probably didn’t like getting shouted at so he’s racist and a bully?

Guilty



Aye he’ll have been old school would Peter and the snowflakes wouldn’t have coped.
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