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Sooper-hanz

Member Since 12 Nov 2015
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#1946381 Coronavirus

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 25 May 2020 - 10:49 AM

Two faced cunt    "Mmmmmmmmm those look lovely! "

Know it all busybody   "YUMMY !! "

Functioning alcoholic "So are we !!!!!! "

Yer man soops    "Who gives a fuck?!"

 Fantasist liar    "Making me hungry ! lol lol lol "

Millertime  " Capri for sale. Project car. £250. Must collect"


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#1946110 Hat Cliques

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 24 May 2020 - 03:45 PM

She mentioned that to me as well.

Whilst I was boning her.

 

You and The Shepherd are brothers?


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#1945564 Contracting - tax benefits etc

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 23 May 2020 - 03:18 PM

Just don’t take the piss and stay under the radar. The main benefit is that you pay yourself in dividends which is less tax than PAYE but make sure you stay under the radar and don’t completely take the piss.

You still pay yourself a wage and they will maybe investigate if you claim you are only earning 10k or some shit and take the rest in dividends.

Obviously everyone is at it to a certain extent but just make sure you don’t completely rip the piss and have them wander what the fuck you are up to.

 

 

Taxi drivers are the worst stupid fucks for this. The taxman knows for a fact half the fares are nae gettting declared and you were driving your daughter to Edinburgh etc right enough.

If you fire in something reasonably believable they don’t really give a fuck but some of these stupid cunts claim they have only had two airport runs from Mastrick to the Airport in three months.

Then they do check out your total bullshit and you get fucked.

If you play the game and not totally rip the piss nobody cares.

 

So , what you're saying Fridge is ' don't take the piss' ?


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#1944875 What You Drinking Today

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 22 May 2020 - 09:23 AM

Who was in a wee huff last night and started dishing out the -1s ? :sherlock:


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#1944874 What You Drinking Today

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 22 May 2020 - 09:23 AM

Stick in Marsellus..........(sharp as)
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That's her out of Gladiators isn't it?


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#1944709 What You Drinking Today

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 21 May 2020 - 08:02 PM

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Hear Geentelmen, heer eez ee complimentree dreenk from Senor Mobbee.  


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#1944692 In The News

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 21 May 2020 - 07:44 PM

Can't be fucked reading this but I'll make the following points

1. Good on the old cunt
2. The media have milked the old cunt dry
3. You boys with your "I hate the old cunt I hope he dies" are a bunch of pathetic scumbags who can't help themselves trying to out shock eachother

 

Who the hell said they hope he dies?


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#1944518 Mcinnes

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 21 May 2020 - 01:04 PM

The sixth and fourteenth ones are wrong .
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#1944515 Next Seasons Kit..

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 21 May 2020 - 12:51 PM

The home top looks like it’s got one of those swimming boards stuffed up the front .


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#1944297 What You Drinking Today

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 20 May 2020 - 08:30 PM

Also handy having some foreign currency in your wallet so you don’t get done on the “who’s note is this” carry on when full of pinger.

 

Loved ' Through the Keyhole'


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#1943516 Coronavirus

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 19 May 2020 - 09:37 AM

Wee Nics has done well .
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#1943512 Stovies

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 19 May 2020 - 09:31 AM

Or replace all four with springs.

What a bounce .
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#1943468 In The News

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 19 May 2020 - 07:42 AM

can you DNA test a shit?


Seawater kills most of the DNA. Don’t worry .
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#1941307 National Limerick Day today.

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 14 May 2020 - 01:11 PM

Young Fridge helped a girl in distress,

But later on he did confess.

There's not much that I mind,

They attacked from behind,

My head aches and my arsehole's a mess.


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#1941139 Mcinnes

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 13 May 2020 - 10:41 PM

 

I am aware  

 

:hysterical:  :hysterical:


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