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#1891 OFFLINE   Studebaker-90

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Posted 24 October 2019 - 07:38 PM

Britains Gout Talent
Birds with gout get judged


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#1892 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted 24 October 2019 - 08:20 PM

The Naked Chef

Nigella Lawson, fully naked shows members of the Hat how to cook stovies properly.

I’m just watching.


Nigella Lawson - Absolute fox and cocaine abuser. What a ride that would be.
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#1893 OFFLINE   maryhilldon

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Posted 24 October 2019 - 08:24 PM

Nigella Lawson - Absolute fox and cocaine abuser. What a ride that would be.


Making patterns in the flour with her nipples ©cheesepipes
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#1894 OFFLINE   The Buzzard

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Posted 24 October 2019 - 08:31 PM

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Was that the straw that broke the camel's back for LGIR!?
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#1895 ONLINE   Ke1t

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Posted 24 October 2019 - 08:45 PM

Was that the straw that broke the camel's back for LGIR!?

 

I thought it was after Daytripping's somewhat savage post that she disappeared. 

 

Seems like there might have been a story there. 


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Posted 24 October 2019 - 10:03 PM

The Hairy Bikers

Bluts takes tourists cycling round Netherlands showing the bars they have.

Everything after 7pm is complete fiction and edited in by the producer

He’s asleep while they head immediately for hookers
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#1897 OFFLINE   maryhilldon

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Posted 24 October 2019 - 10:47 PM

Was that the straw that broke the camel's back for LGIR!?


I suspect the less than complimentary remarks about the wimmins WC and wimmins football generally might have had something to do with it, as well as Dayts rather personal abuse. It was the perfect storm.
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#1898 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 25 October 2019 - 03:53 AM

Moist Her Mound.......quiz show where contestants get to pound their specialist subject.....they’ve started so they’ll finish


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#1899 OFFLINE   The Buzzard

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Posted 25 October 2019 - 08:33 AM

I suspect the less than complimentary remarks about the wimmins WC and wimmins football generally might have had something to do with it, as well as Dayts rather personal abuse. It was the perfect storm.


I can't remember Dayts comments. Pipes' descriptive prose was up there with the best erotica novel.
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#1900 OFFLINE   Fridge

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Posted 31 October 2019 - 12:25 PM

Goodwillie Hunting

A spin off tv series from the film following the above mentioned out and about in various city centres being a sexual predator.

Guest appearance from Ched Evans
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#1901 OFFLINE   StandFree1982

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Posted 31 October 2019 - 12:36 PM

Levein On A Jet Plane

 

Craig Levein stars in a new "Idiot Abroad" style show where he travels the world doing different challenges, which he ultimately never wins.


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#1902 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 31 October 2019 - 01:54 PM

I can't remember Dayts comments. Pipes' descriptive prose was up there with the best erotica novel.

 

Whose erotic writing would you compare it to Buzz? 


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#1903 OFFLINE   The Buzzard

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Posted 01 November 2019 - 12:38 AM

Whose erotic writing would you compare it to Buzz?


Has to be up there with your best Mills & Boon book.
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Posted 01 November 2019 - 02:23 AM

Loved Michael Elphick
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Posted 01 November 2019 - 07:57 AM

Has to be up there with your best Mills & Boon book.


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#1906 OFFLINE   Fridge

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Posted 03 November 2019 - 12:37 PM

Beadles About Kids

Archived BBC footage showing the prankster actually was a raging sex fiend like it seems everybody on tv and radio was in the 80s.

Majority of footage involves him dressed as a woman or traffic warden and trying to prey on kids.



Genuinely always wondered what would happen if he hilariously towed your car away, rang your doorbell and you melted him. Surely he should also get charged.
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Posted 03 November 2019 - 01:21 PM

Why did he always wear a beard as a disguise when he actually had a beard?


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#1908 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 03 November 2019 - 01:55 PM

They don’t make ‘em like they used to


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Posted 12 January 2020 - 02:45 PM

The Cook Report

Roger Cook goes around folks houses kicking their door in and questioning how shit their stovies are.
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Posted 12 January 2020 - 03:12 PM

Why did he always wear a beard as a disguise when he actually had a beard?


It wasn't a beard he had. It was the souls of all the kids he molested trying to escape from his mouth.
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Posted 12 January 2020 - 03:23 PM

Why did he always wear a beard as a disguise when he actually had a beard?

Double bluff.
Mossad trained.
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Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:57 PM

Shameless

 

Bluto10 attempts to bluff his way through January, simply ignoring the disaster of #drydecember


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Posted 25 January 2020 - 07:29 PM

The Masked Minger

Gameshow where a panel of Afchat’s top shaggers (Poodler, Don Fonte, YorkDon and Fridge) try to guess which horror they’ve pumped is behind a mask.
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#1914 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted 25 January 2020 - 07:34 PM

The Masked Minger

Gameshow where a panel of Afchat’s top shaggers (Poodler, Don Fonte, YorkDon and Fridge) try to guess which horror they’ve pumped is behind a mask.


Would rather they stay behind the mask in some scenarios.

Good show though. I'd be last, cant remember 90% of them.
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#1915 OFFLINE   Captain Caveman

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Posted 25 January 2020 - 08:52 PM

Oh Henry

Documentary featuring a witty Crofter manoeuvring his way through an incestuous love triangle.
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#1916 OFFLINE   Ohjimmyjimmy

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Posted 25 January 2020 - 09:36 PM

The Ides of March

Story about a turd-fisted disc-jockey soothsayer who warns fellow posters to beware as he will return in March to reveal all.

No cunt watches it.
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Posted 25 January 2020 - 09:42 PM

That’s really poor jimmy. You really are a turgid wanker
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Posted 25 January 2020 - 09:42 PM

Good stuff. Can’t wait until March to hear what pish you’re going to come out with.

Riveting stuff from the forums top fantasist.
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Posted 25 January 2020 - 10:35 PM

The Masked Minger

Gameshow where a panel of Afchat’s top shaggers (Poodler, Don Fonte, YorkDon and Fridge) try to guess which horror they’ve pumped is behind a mask.


Giwa!! That's not my style at all! Mobby takes my place. Loves an average woman (not a dig at his babe)

Edited by Poodler, 25 January 2020 - 10:36 PM.

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Posted 25 January 2020 - 10:52 PM

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ellon jnrs search fir an all rounder.. a manny wi a wee bit evrihin..passin..shootin..defendin corners..thi git lumbered wi a fuckin mongo thit stoats aboot wi a pile o kits n ez erms tellin cunts thir kits ir washed n dry n fresh smellin n ez the best kit man oot
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