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Ke1t

Member Since 13 Jan 2011
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Posts I've Made

In Topic: Sevco Thread

Today, 01:36 PM

I'd just like to point out that no-one knocks back Real Madrid to go to Sevco. 


In Topic: Coronavirus

Yesterday, 01:56 PM

Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman.

 

Cecil was a caterpillar. 


In Topic: What You Doing Today?

25 May 2020 - 09:36 PM

Sitting on the dock of the gay.......

Watching the turds roll in.


Nice one Ke1t. Take a dive off that?

 

I've been known to fly off it on occasion. 

 

Not really for me, though. 

 

Watersports aren't really my thing... I'd rather be in the woods doing my thing, if you get my drift. 


In Topic: What You Doing Today?

25 May 2020 - 09:26 PM

Put the dock in the water....?

What does that mean son ?

Sounds gay.
I'm not gay.
He knows I'm not @Don

 

Thing you put in the water to dock your boats/fish off/sit on/get drunk on and fall off of. 

 

No homosexualness involved... if you don't want there to be. 

 

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In Topic: Aberdeen Crimewatch

25 May 2020 - 09:05 PM

That and the use of the word 'Bairns', only minks and the Broons use that word to describe children.

One of my exes used to hate the word Bairns, and any time she heard it she repeat it in an exaggerated and derisory fashion. 

 

BAAAAY-RRRRRRINZZZ!  

 

...she'd say. 

 

I personally never had a problem with it, but I'd tolerate her foibles as a good partner should. 

 

Seemed a psychotic thing to have as a pet hate, all the same... but it turned out she was probably the LEAST psychotic chick I've ever gone out with. 

 

What I'm trying to say is that you never know, right?

 

You just never know.