Simply Red

Big canz of Shandy Bass as a nipper😆 Its in our DNA (drinking) dont fight it feel it

Daffadillias

Hopefully Braverman gets horribly mutilated in the street by a mad, mental refugee. What a cunt.

Did she/the clinic get in touch after to say she’d been infected?

Ach it takes 1 minute. Keeps the wife happy and im sure the lads at the recycling plant appreciate it. I remember telling the wife years ago no fucking way am i washing out fucking yoghurt pots. And here I am😞 I do sometimes just fuck stuff straight in the bucket tho. Im still pretty hard at times.

Full tilt hot tap gets most of it out. Fill up jar with hot soapy water, lid on, shake like fuck. Leave for 10min. Immaculate. The Greta Sleeps Tonight.

Road to Hell written on his way home to sunny Boro. Driving Home for Christmas written on the same road a few years after. Best thing to come out of Teesside after chicken fuckin parmo.

Nae tatties in yir porridge? Nae eese at min

^^The fuck was that all about?

He’s a gent.

Hilton Smithy?

Dan Wivers International

I suggested it. Was met with ridicule and scorn.

Wrong thread. This was meant to go in the aberdonian words thread. Feel hoor

Closest i got to a degree was the third degree burns on my cock from banging so many bitches. I passed that bit with distinction.