Dad

Thanks son 👍

Hence 'shoehorned', you worthless degree having fuckwit

Shoehorned to fit your piece of shit persona

Ray?

Aldis take your light plastics these days btw ✌️

Aye the fucking hot water plus a squirt o'Fairy then shake like fuck method S'great 👍

Ach no - off down the beach for a spot o' fishing 🎣

Game of Dyslexic Eye Spy?

The pieces of shit should at least make the jar even sided akin to our hombres at Nutella. But aye - that's what Dad does ^ 👍

Yodad

I will do son 👍 Terrific

Deeply involved you'll be then you big arsehole

I just gave up peanut butter - even the clean up is bad for the environment, all the equipment you have to fucking use On a slightly camper note; moisturiser containers are a fucking shambles as well - top irremovable, so a shit ton o' moisturiser lost owing to Nivea beings fuckwits (no the only ones - L'Oréal: eyeballing yous 👀). Aye sure Dad could hack the cunt open with a blade, but then you're having to put it in a wee baggy, risk injury... Fuck that.

No more Mowy Wowy for Dad

Grass