cheesepipes

The rain is the least of their problems Eddie. WiFi and social media addiction combined with an army of murderous Africans and Arabs heading north are the more pressing issues.

I've not even noticed. This a long term inconvenience or just some dafty getting splattered on the road.

Decent idea I suppose. I'd be absolutely miserable getting up knowing your not getting breakfast until 3pm.

Behind her youthful beauty is a right annoying cunt of a woman.

There's a dad from the school that does this. Software IT type, probably weighs around 60kg and a strong wind could blow him over. A very weak man. Green Tea or Decaf coffee are his only hot beverages. What's the bloody point......I ask. Wears jeans and sensible brown shoes and is big in the scarf game........if he never had a tidy Romanian wife he'd be odds on shirt lifter. I'm not not convinced of the legitimacy of the whole affair.

Been lovely and sunny in Bucksburn today with a slight wind chill. Perfect weather for the NE man. Even thundered out the Iron Horse to blow out some cobwebs with just a hoodie on.

But they hate poofing and Celtic have a long history of stroking one up the same sex bottom. They get tied up in knots virtue signalling until it all gets too much and they down a bottle of buckie and beat the wife.

If Celtic fans support Palestine so strongly there must be a deadly catch in there somewhere.

We'll start bloody acting like one. You should be living out your days in Pattaya with a 21 year old lady boy drilled hard up yer poop chute like any self respecting heterosexual aging gentleman.

Are you a mentally sound straight man Eddie?

Top Quality Dick.

That's your loss Maisie. Make the change. Great band, great player, great moustache.

One of the absolute greats.

Dickey Betts off to the big gig in the sky. If you don't know who he is I pity your existence and you deserve to listen to Coldplay in the bowels of hell for all eternity.

Bappit Paps.