Pet Hates

[Redforever86]

Yeah a UK debit card often has to get run through as a credit card or it declines your payment too, a right pain in the hoop, especially when thick fuckers don’t understand when you tell them. I had to grab the card machine in the local Sushi place to put the payment through for them, the woman nearly had a heart attack......I’d told the server four times and her twice.

I’m using a weswap “preloaded currency credit card” it’s basically a prepaid master card with USD on it. I’m pretty sure I could claim it’s been stolen as 99% of the time I just sign for things and the tip is just hand written and then I presume they go back and key it in.

[Henry]

Calm down Mr Pink

[Chewie37]

Cheap bastard

[eeps]

Why Gammon? It's a shit descriptor.

 

You and your LGBQT community need to up the game on the slag words.

It's an Owen Jones thing which says it all. Anyone using that term is an anus.

[Redforever86]

It's an Owen Jones thing which says it all. Anyone using that term is an anus.

Are you fae oldie?

[eeps]

Are you fae oldie?

 

Non

[For Fecks Sake]

Pricks who park in the parent and child spaces at supermarkets who don't have a child with them in their car.

 

Usually young drivers in some shite car wearing one of those minkers thick grey trackies smoking a joint thinking they are archie.

 

Selfish cunts.

[eeps]

Ageing mods who determinedly maintain a daft welleresque hairdo. It's a teenage fashion thing you spangles. Imagine everyone else maintained flicks and steps into their fifties.

[Redforever86]

Pricks who park in the parent and child spaces at supermarkets who don't have a child with them in their car.

 

Usually young drivers in some shite car wearing one of those minkers thick grey trackies smoking a joint thinking they are archie.

 

Selfish cunts.

Fa div yi ink yi are fucking erchie?

 

Probably the greatest sentence ever IMHO.

[dazzy_deff]

Fa div yi ink yi are fucking erchie?

 

Probably the greatest sentence ever IMHO.

That and phone yi being two of the best

[eeps]

Good lad, is young Owen

Or an absolute twat depending on whether you're a marxist or not.

[Chewie37]

What do disabled folk need a parking space for if they’re going to be rolling around the supermarket??

[elephantstone78]

Good lad, is young Owen

Yep.

Was very entertaining as the guest on this week last Thursday. Put those right wing bellends portillo and Andrew Neil in their place. There was a week in which bizarrely Pete docherty was the guest and that decision proved to be ill thought out when he proceeded to mistake portillo for someone that had apparently dissed him in the House of Commons. Old portillo had to inform him he hadn’t been an mp for over 20 years. Bobby Gillespie was another odd choice of guest and sat in awkward silence whilst the other guests danced about like drugged twats

[elephantstone78]

Or an absolute twat depending on whether you're a marxist or not.

Prefer the 3 stooges

[eeps]

It nice to be nice (obviously you are not)

I'm very nice

[Fridge]

Pedestrian crossings right after a roundabout. Sure there must be some logic behind it but the amount of times the green mannie goes on and someone flies clean through is unreal.

 

No idea why you wouldn’t put them further up the road so folk can anticipate and stop.

 

While texting and shouting at the kids.

[Studebaker-90]

When people act like arseholes but get away with it because "aw thats just the way he/she is".   People pandering to their often ridiculous behaviour and letting them do what they want just because that is the way they are.  A lot of folk like that at work who get away with and its fucking irritating.   

[eeps]

Bigots aren’t nice

 

I’m pretty sure that’s a fact

So if I think Owen Jones is a twat then I'm a bigot?

[eeps]

Nope

 

An educated assumption

Interesting as Jones and other social justice warriors accuse anyone they disagree with of being racist, sexist, homophobic , islamophobic, bigoted etc. This is because they lack the capacity to argue coherently and they lack the evidence to back up their arguments. That's where the term 'gammon' comes from, it's a way of dismissing people based on their ethnicity and age so it's not necessary to listen to what they say. Quite bigoted really when you think about it

[eeps]

Do you like wogs?

No

[Arabian Knight]

if ye hink thats bad hae a look it mat dawson n phil tufnell oan question eh sport

[eeps]

Get to know them and they are just like you and I

 

Earthlings

Bullshit, I'm not falling for that. They're aliens, illegal rapey aliens

[Arabian Knight]

the cunt tufnells goat a rubber face like a spittin image puppet..scews ez face up n the studio pysh thimsels wi ez banter..cunts needin a bat thru ez dome

[The Boofon]

@boofon

I just ignore cunts like that Babs. Probably a jealous baldy prick.

[HairyPie]

It's utter guff is it.

 

Used to be a great show in the 80's. A real must watch.

 

Better when Coleman was running the show instead of that blonde cunt.

 

Emlyn Hughes and Bill Beaumont as the team captains were the best years.  Willie Carson was nae bad when he came in for Hughes for a while too.  I remember Willie Miller being a guest - and I think maybe Jim Leighton too?

[Chewie37]

Ally McCoist ruined it.....Hun prick

[BWG]

Ally McCoist ruined it.....Hun prick

 

To think he left it to pursue his football management career.

 

 

Megalolz.

[Chewie37]

To think he left it to pursue his football management career.

 

 

Megalolz.

Haha who’s laughing now you cheeky hun cheat back into Willie Miller for a pen chappy?

[Betty Swallicks]

Pricks who park in the parent and child spaces at supermarkets who don't have a child with them in their car.

 

Usually young drivers in some shite car wearing one of those minkers thick grey trackies smoking a joint thinking they are archie.

 

Selfish cunts.

 

Parent and child spaces at supermarkets.

 

Lazy, selfish cunts who don't want to walk 100 yards or go on the pill.

[manboobs109]

Hughes n Beaumont were the powerhouse pairing.

 

As a very young lad I always wanted Hughes to win, must have been suckered in by his cheeky humour but as I matured and puberty took hold. My penis plumped up around 10% in size and before I knew it I was a Beaumont man.