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#16801 OFFLINE   Redforever86

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 12:32 PM

Why did Parkie take the plane and not the boat?





He thought it only had left wings.
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#16802 OFFLINE   Redforever86

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 12:33 PM

Why did Parkie get caught after carrying out a drive by shooting?





He left behind Marx.
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#16803 OFFLINE   Redforever86

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 12:35 PM

Why did Parkie hate the Jewish Italian restaurant?




They served Mussel-linguini.
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#16804 OFFLINE   Parklife

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 12:40 PM

Why did Parkie get caught after carrying out a drive by shooting?





He left behind Marx.


This wins.

See, I knew you could do better.
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#16805 OFFLINE   shut up meg

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 12:46 PM

Why does Parkie the Marxist only drink herbal tea?

 

Because all property is theft!


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#16806 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 01:48 PM

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 01:49 PM

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#16808 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 02:34 PM

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So not retired at all really.
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Posted 12 December 2019 - 03:53 PM

I nominate you Fridge to look like you are some sort of martyr for getting one of your mates to throw a bucket of ice on you in your garden while you pretend you are raising awareness for a disease that you are probably not even donating any cash to.

I Fridge nominate you to go fuck yourself.

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#16810 OFFLINE   Studebaker-90

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 04:01 PM

Fete prates
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#16811 OFFLINE   Arabian Knight

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 04:16 PM

https://www.thescott...t-another-baby/
nae a bad wee ride noo the cunts aff the gear..some jaw oan it tho..miller eat yer hert oot
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#16812 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 06:19 PM

Worth a poke

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#16813 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 07:08 PM

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nae a bad wee ride noo the cunts aff the gear..some jaw oan it tho..miller eat yer hert oot

 

Fuck off. that is hideous. 


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#16814 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 07:13 PM

Fuck off. that is hideous.


You are faaaaaar too fussy

Im with AK

Take those teeth out and you’ve one hell of a BJ
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#16815 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 07:18 PM

You and AK can tag team her .   Im only watching


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#16816 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 07:23 PM

You are faaaaaar too fussy

Im with AK

Take those teeth out and you’ve one hell of a BJ


The teeth are already gone, son.

That's a gummy gammy and a half.

Be in.
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#16817 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 07:22 PM

You and AK can tag team her . Im only watching


That’d be the best day of my life

(Love BA)
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#16818 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 07:29 PM

"Go easy EH KAY " she implores " YER GONNEH BURST MEH EHRSEHOLE !"


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#16819 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 09:39 PM

Sakes.

https://www.bbc.com/...otball/50756061
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#16820 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted 12 December 2019 - 09:58 PM

Sakes.

https://www.bbc.com/...otball/50756061


Good ladz whoever did it.
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#16821 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 13 December 2019 - 02:45 PM

Flimmin’ ledge

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#16822 OFFLINE   maryhilldon

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Posted 13 December 2019 - 02:54 PM

Flimmin’ ledge

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7 years for that!? The guy only got a cut on his head.
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#16823 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 13 December 2019 - 03:24 PM

L
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#16824 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 13 December 2019 - 10:00 PM

https://www.bbc.co.u...w-west-50759897

 

blimey.  what's the valium bit all about?   would that normally kill a chap?


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#16825 OFFLINE   milne_afc

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Posted 13 December 2019 - 10:03 PM

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blimey. what's the valium bit all about? would that normally kill a chap?


Nah, it's a good alibi. I took about 20 blues before and lost a couple of days. Would be decent enough reason for being unable to answer questions.
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#16826 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 13 December 2019 - 10:07 PM

How's it an alibi when he's admitted killing the fellow?  With a dumbbell over the head.  from his mum's bedroom !?

 

What I mean is,, do you think that was his train of thought? I'l take these and face things in a few days.

 

Eh have no experience of these so called ' valiums'


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#16827 OFFLINE   Arabian Knight

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Posted 13 December 2019 - 10:17 PM

wee goatee oan it..they neddy lookin wee rat cuntsv goat nae style ir cless..products eh thir enviroments..cunts probly goat a generic mojo top 20 albums eh aw time oan ez mp3 pliyer
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#16828 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 13 December 2019 - 10:40 PM

Thats not really a defence AK


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#16829 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted Yesterday, 08:44 PM

Fair play the Weejies likes.

Next mission - bathing.


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#16830 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted Yesterday, 08:50 PM

One time


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