Pet Hates

[Foster14]

Clearly it is stupid to turn left from a right lane, but think it would have made sense to have lanes clearly marked to what exits are allowed at each entrance to the roundabout.  

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Sitting next to three old boys. One says a story with the punchline, and he says to ays, is that yir brother?

 

The other two laugh. He then repeats the punchline. Twice. And all three laugh each time. But giving the impression they don't find it that funny, or get it. He then says, see yaes later, and wanders off.

 

Pet hate? Getting old. Fucking brutal.

[dazzy_deff]

Clearly it is stupid to turn left from a right lane, but think it would have made sense to have lanes clearly marked to what exits are allowed at each entrance to the roundabout.

The lanes are all marked. Painted on the road and by way of a sign.

[Foster14]

The lanes are all marked. Painted on the road and by way of a sign.

 

At Cleanhill?!  Da think so.  I'm not the most attentive if there are.

[Studebaker-90]

The comedy of Michael McIntyre. Unfunny chubby cunt.

[dazzy_deff]

At Cleanhill?! Da think so. I'm not the most attentive if there are.

Maybe nae there right enough As I'm rarely there. But westhill/kingswells roundabout is.

 

Marked or nae though, still shouldn't be going left from right lane.

[Foster14]

Maybe nae there right enough As I'm rarely there. But westhill/kingswells roundabout is.

 

Marked or nae though, still shouldn't be going left from right lane.

 

Agreed on the last bit.  You have folk going right from the left lane coming from Charleston to Cleanhill, which is probably reasonable given traffic flows, but to me seems just as risky as right to left when no markings to confirm.  Certainly not what I learnt in the highway code!

[pocrawred]

That wifie commentator on MOTD saying Kenny Mc’Clean’ rather than Mc’Clane’

 

Wifie commentators in general.

english mannie commentators are the same mcClean

[Don Fonte]

The comedy of Michael McIntyre. Unfunny chubby cunt.

File Alan Carr under the same...

[Don Fonte]

John Pishop, too

Good shout...

[Studebaker-90]

He’s actually the worst. Russell Howard.

[tightbreeks]

Used to hate prunes, but today and yesterday I now am a beliver. Colonic irrigation coming up, and they actually taste ok. It's that boiled to death Brussels sprout fear. Just slice them up, bit of bacon pieces and now you're talking.

[Don Fonte]

These pricks.

 

Standing in the street proselytizing when all a brother wants to do is enjoy his ice cream.

 

Nail em up.

 

Some prick in my town does this every day.

[Ke1t]

These pricks.

 

Standing in the street proselytizing when all a brother wants to do is enjoy his ice cream.

 

Nail em up.

 

 

Usually go to this small-town christmas festival each year, and every year there's a bunch of religious tards holding signs listing all the kinds of people who are going to Hell. 

 

The head tard is up on a little podium screaming at the passers-by, berating them and telling them that they're all on the list. 

 

It's hilarious and annoying as fuck in equal measure. 

[Don Fonte]

Shout close to me in a public place and that bible is going so far up your chocolate star of David you'll be feeling the rapture my good man I tell thee.

Sounds fruity.

 

Gay.

[For Fecks Sake]

Friends and relatives who come round for an evening but bring gifts of the shite alcoholic drinks that they obviously got as presents themselves.

 

Ohh rhubarb, lime and ginger gin, sounds.... Nice

[Fridge]

I fucking hate this also. Clearly If I’m having a party will have stocked up on beers,

Vodka, gin etc Pretty much everything.

 

Then some prick turns up with four tins of kestrel and asks for a Pina Colada or some shit.

 

If you drink martini, take a bottle round, I’m nae fucking Oddbins.

[Chewie37]

Miserable bastards, if you have folk round you should be an attentive host and have drinks and snacks available at all times and graciously accept the gifts that they bring..........unless its Kestrel Lager then punch them in the face

[For Fecks Sake]

^ last night at ours one of Mrs FFS asked for a 'Peachsnapps and Lemonade'.

 

I was like 'Do they still make that?' quickly followed by a 'sorry I don't, and sorry its not the 80's anymore'.

[DD1903]

^ last night at ours one of Mrs FFS asked for a 'Peachsnapps and Lemonade'.

 

I was like 'Do they still make that?' quickly followed by a 'sorry I don't, and sorry its not the 80's anymore'.

There is more than one mrs ffs?! Interesting!

[manboobs109]

Peach fucking schapps. No even acceptable for a bird or a poof

[The Boofon]

Friends and relatives who come round for an evening but bring gifts of the shite alcoholic drinks that they obviously got as presents themselves.

 

Ohh rhubarb, lime and ginger gin, sounds.... Nice

[For Fecks Sake]

There is more than one mrs ffs?! Interesting!

Missed out the 'friends' from that sentence!

 

Know a few mates who are having affairs on the side and how they can be bothered (well its the sex let's be honest) is beyond me.

 

One Mrs FFS is more than enough to handle so nae danger of having a 2nd on the go. Plus I also like my balls where they currently are. I am sure Mrs FFS has a rusty old knife safely locked away ready to be used to despatch said balls if ever required to

[For Fecks Sake]

You should anonymously grass your mates up to their other half’s for a laugh

[dazzy_deff]

Rhubarb gin is sublime.

Got a bottle of whitley Neil rhubarb and ginger for Xmas. Bloody delicious.

[Poodler]

Have you seen the birds that work at that counter in John Lewis?

 

 

My word

[BrianFaePerth]

Mrs FFS would get it

[Poodler]

The Middle Eastern looking one is best

[BrianFaePerth]

You in to the letterbox look poodles?

[For Fecks Sake]

Mrs FFS would get it

Nae fae you she wouldn't, she has standards you know.