For Fecks Sake Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 ^ She must like old men’s hands caressing her breasts and fiddling with her fannyThe roughness enhances the pleasure apparently Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 The roughness enhances the pleasure apparently Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Ribbed fingers.For HER pleasure Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 On of my mates likes to put me in awkward situations by calling me up saying if his wife ever asks I was with him at such and such a concert of football match. Never been asked outright by his wife if that has ever been the case but not looking forward to it happening either!Just wait until they ask you when you're mrs is there, and they proceed to to point out that you weren't at said gig/football...that's awkward Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 'Shall we get new towels/ sheets for new year?' Jesus Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 On of my mates likes to put me in awkward situations by calling me up saying if his wife ever asks I was with him at such and such a concert of football match. Never been asked outright by his wife if that has ever been the case but not looking forward to it happening either!You should start fucking her. She’d never ask you if you were with him then. He’s got an alibi and you don’t get asked the awkward question. Everyone wins. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 You should start fucking her. She’d never ask you if you were with him then. He’s got an alibi and you don’t get asked the awkward question. Everyone wins.Best solution I've heard. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Long good byes. If we are leaving let’s just fucking leave and nae make it into a half an hour process. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 You should start fucking her. She’d never ask you if you were with him then. He’s got an alibi and you don’t get asked the awkward question. Everyone wins.You’ve done this before Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 You should start fucking her. She’d never ask you if you were with him then. He’s got an alibi and you don’t get asked the awkward question. Everyone wins.^ Evil genius Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Long good byes. If we are leaving let’s just fucking leave and nae make it into a half an hour process. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 People that ask for favours No get to fuck Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 People that ask for favours No get to fuckDont mind people asking for help, since 95% of people are hopeless cunts who cant bang a nail into wood... but for the live of fuck get out of my way and stay out of my way while I do it. You're not helping by hovering right next to me. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Dont mind people asking for help, since 95% of people are hopeless cunts who cant bang a nail into wood... but for the live of fuck get out of my way and stay out of my way while I do it. You're not helping by hovering right next to me.Your missus should be the one doing that chore tbh... Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Your missus should be the one doing that chore tbh...I don't trust women to do any kind of job that requires a toolbox... might as well ask a chimp to rewire your house. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 That fucks me off also, someone asks you for help then gives you constructive criticism. Do it yourself then you dick. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 When people drive round corners extra slow. Really ruffles my feathers. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 A builders wank, it's a thing. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Not really a pet hate but find it a bit disorientating when you see an old lady with giant tits. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Not really a pet hate but find it a bit disorientating when you see an old lady with giant tits.Arms folded over the top o them. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 And when I say big I mean two big zeppelins that have been the bane of her life and fucked her back up.You're imagining what they looked like in their prime though eh? Link to comment
Cowie Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Rhubarb gin is sublime.Agreed.With lime and ginger. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 When people drive round corners extra slow. Really ruffles my feathers.Ranted to my old man about this the other day. Absolutely no need Link to comment
ebbe Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 People that ask for favours No get to fuckLies. Everytime I’ve asked, you’ve came through like the sleeper to London Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Lies. Everytime I’ve asked, you’ve came through like the sleeper to London Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Agreed.With lime and ginger. Better with prosecco. In a pint gless. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Prosecco. Edit: folk that drink prosecco. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 I have a horrible feeling white jeans are coming back. Thanks to tarantinos new movie, and everone thinking they look like brad pitt, and not a pile of shite. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Fuck knows how anybody can drink prosecco. Like a vinegar and ammonia and sweet perfume mixture. Link to comment
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