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#9811 OFFLINE   cheesepipes

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Posted Today, 07:44 PM

Once had some cunt chase after us in his nova for taking a picture of the Max Power sticker he had on his rear bumper.
"BACK OFF...UNLESS YOU HAVE TITS"
Loser.


Were you in a Talbot Sambo.
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Posted Today, 07:46 PM

Pet Hate.

Women using that app that gives them an animals nose and flattering skin tone to appear more attractive.

Fuck off.
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Posted Today, 07:50 PM

You would rather they are as repulsive as they are in real life?
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#9814 ONLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted Today, 07:54 PM

You would rather they are as repulsive as they are in real life?


Yes. Know what brute you're waking up next to tomorrow so you can make an informed choice.
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#9815 ONLINE   Fridge

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Posted Today, 07:56 PM

Doubler.

Fuck the Huns

Edited by Fridge, Today, 07:58 PM.

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#9816 OFFLINE   cheesepipes

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Posted Today, 08:01 PM

You would rather they are as repulsive as they are in real life?


Most certainly.
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#9817 ONLINE   eeps

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Posted Today, 08:04 PM

Or on the news when they looking at all the flowers that have been left.
As soon as they see the camera looking at them they start hugging each other and pretend they're greetin....Aaaaaargh


Cunts are so shallow these days, or was it ever thus...
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#9818 ONLINE   Parklife

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Posted Today, 08:05 PM

Were you in a Talbot Sambo.

Wtf is a toilet sambo?
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Posted Today, 08:09 PM

People walking about with headphones on.

Fook off
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#9820 ONLINE   Fridge

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Posted Today, 08:15 PM

Wtf is a toilet sambo?


Actually don’t know but assume a bog wog. Black boy wanting a quid for you to take a piss.
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#9821 ONLINE   For Fecks Sake

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Posted Today, 08:21 PM

I'm a fairly grumpy cunt tbh


Agree with this with regards to myself. Last year or so I have turned into a right grumpy bastard. Personally I blame the kids.
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Posted Today, 08:22 PM

Hit them
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Posted Today, 08:26 PM

Agree with this with regards to myself. Last year or so I have turned into a right grumpy bastard. Personally I blame the kids.


Maybe grumpy is the wrong word. Intolerable of a lot of things perhaps

See if your in a resteraunt/cafe and it's quiet, loads of tables free and some fucking arsehole comes and sits down at the table next to you..... FFS!
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#9824 ONLINE   For Fecks Sake

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Posted Today, 08:29 PM

Maybe grumpy is the wrong word. Intolerable of a lot of things perhaps

See if your in a resteraunt/cafe and it's quiet, loads of tables free and some fucking arsehole comes and sits down at the table next to you..... FFS!


Or parking in a supermarket car park miles away from everyone and some cunt parks right next to you....

Or some prick is fucking around paying for petrol, at supermarket tills, bars etc.

Etc etc etc

Grumpy, intolerance, no patience, anger take your pick πŸ˜•
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Posted Today, 08:36 PM

Or parking in a supermarket car park miles away from everyone and some cunt parks right next to you....

Or some prick is fucking around paying for petrol, at supermarket tills, bars etc.

Etc etc etc

Grumpy, intolerance, no patience, anger take your pick πŸ˜•

Have you ever thought of going to church, seems to be something missing in your life πŸ˜†

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#9826 ONLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted Today, 08:42 PM

Have you ever thought of going to church, seems to be something missing in your life πŸ˜†


And turn out like yon catholic intolerant weegie fuckwit that posts. LOL
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Posted Today, 08:44 PM

Sure it'll have been done already but birds at cash machines. Idiots.
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#9828 ONLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted Today, 08:46 PM

That app Pipes mentions really fucking annoys me. The one bints use to make their skin look flawless. There are professional photographers using photoshop and lightroom making fairly subtle changes to someones appearance to enhance it and these daft bints think that using an app will have the same effect. 

 

the fucking dog ears and nose is appropriate because most of them are dogs. 


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#9829 ONLINE   King Street Loon

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Posted Today, 08:51 PM

Wtf is a toilet sambo?

A black genleman who likes to watch people taking a piss and listen to people squeeze a shite our or snort coke of the cistern lid for a quid.


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Posted Today, 08:51 PM

Cunts posting pictures of "what I'll look like when I'm old" from that app.

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!
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Posted Today, 08:51 PM

Agreed but you could argue that with make up
Haircuts etc

Pretty sure all birds manipulate their appearance.

Thankfully we are all handsome as fuck.
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