Sevco Thread

[GDON21]

As a lot of my posts suggest I feel our manager would go to them given the chance but fuck me if he had any sense and read that forum he would stay well clear. Most of the fans already digging his grave before they've even made an approach for him. They would be lucky to get a guy of his class.

[Guest milne_afc]

Why don't they offer the job to Ricksen?

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

Just spat becks all over the shop. Cheers min.

[Fasherloon]

Aye but how much hid ye hid tae bevvy last nicht at twinty past wan whin ye lashed oot aw aggressive at auld mcdougall

Wait till I run this through Babelfish.

[Guest milne_afc]

He can't even manage wiping his own arse ATM.

Right enough.

 

Might have a little trouble with the famous marble staircase n'all. He could save them a severance package though. Maybe.

[tup]

Add Ryhun Jack and Lee Mcculloch to the list of hun serpents attempting to undermine our manager in the media.

[muttonhumper]

He can't even manage wiping his own arse ATM.

 

He has a cash machine up his bottom?

 

Now that is dirty money.

Way dirtier than his £700,000 EBT from the deady bears.

[HairyPie]

 

He has a cash machine up his bottom?

 

Now that is dirty money.

Way dirtier than his £700,000 EBT from the deady bears.

 

He should be made to pay that back IMO (in my orchestra).

[muttonhumper]

 

He should be made to pay that back IMO (in my orchestra).

 

Ha.

 

Aye, the EBT stood for Erse Banking Transaction.

Possibly.

[Poodler]

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

 

 

Ricksen after a house fire.

Most folk fell down them

[mcdougall(4)]

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

 

 

Ricksen after a house fire.

Oh well played sir well played

 

Me mucho gusto

[mcdougall(4)]

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

 

 

Ricksen after a house fire.

Oh well played sir well played

 

Me mucho gusto

[HairyPie]

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

 

 

Ricksen after a house fire.

Oh lordy!

[tup]

New security system round Ricksen's house.

 

A cattle grid.

[The Boofon]

Sounds like the joke about the boy sent to the shops for milk and came back with a pint of butter.

[tup]

What do you call Ricksen in the bath?

 

Vegetable soup.

[Big Hat Logan]

New security system round Ricksen's house.

 

A cattle grid.

^^^ trying too hard

[minijc]

The way The Rangers fans talk about us as a club is amazing, they genuinely think they still have this huge pull as a club and an even bigger hold over us, the fact they think Jack was one our best players shows up their football knowledge, McInnes may well leave us but he'd be a bit mental to go to them right now especially given how fucked they are financially and the squad of shit Pedro put together he'd have to sort out, it's almost as if they have forgotten that their best player is a 37 year old that used to kiss the Celtic badge.

[Mr Brightside]

I think Mcinnes, if he indeed is looking/considering leaving, would be much better off waiting for Pulis to get the dunk at West Brom. Would be a better opportunity than going to rangers and getting sacked after 6 months for finishing too far behind Celtic for the fans to take.

[lazio_don]

The way The Rangers fans talk about us as a club is amazing, they genuinely think they still have this huge pull as a club and an even bigger hold over us, the fact they think Jack was one our best players shows up their football knowledge, McInnes may well leave us but he'd be a bit mental to go to them right now especially given how fucked they are financially and the squad of shit Pedro put together he'd have to sort out, it's almost as if they have forgotten that their best player is a 37 year old that used to kiss the Celtic badge.

Sevco are only a big club in the minds of the deluded huns, nobody else views them as big, they only have 5 yrs and a bit of history, they are a paper tiger. DM would be off his head to go to Snake Mountain, more fool him if he does!

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Now now. Be fair. If they temporarily disrupt us by blindsiding McInnes they will regain the lofty heights that their old club aspired to. Andrex to the Tims erses. Hoping to follow the race horse to the promised land just as the smell of its shite would.

[Pubes Macdonald]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

 

Doug.

[Dunty]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

 

Doug.

Thats too far. Absolutely disgusting patter.

[DD1903]

 

Congratulations on going viral dude. A lot of unhappy snowflakes out there.

 

I'd expect a chap on the door any day now.

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[Guest milne_afc]

^^^

 

Revolutionary Guard more like.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Their club is an utter shambles and the hun cunts just cant see it. Theyve been fucked over by every board member and major shareholder over the last few years - Green, Whyte, Ashley...even Murray pumped them for cash without giving a fuck for their precious club or knuckle dragging supporters. Its been fucking hilarious and theyve been the laughing stock of Scottish if not world football.

 

Theyve been fucking pathetic on the pitch... with their scummy fans hounding out every single manager of their shameful young club. Cretins of the highest order...the fucking scum of humanity. From their Sectarian support to the riots in Manchester...an utter embarrassment to Scotland.

 

Sub-human scum who let their shameful club die...it was funny as fuck and Scottish football was so much better for it. Theyve learned not a fucking thing from their years of spending beyond their means and the club lurches from one disaster to the next.

 

I cannot wait for their next implosion.

 

Hun minks.

[ClayholeRed]

Guys its hard not to despise the Huns, all the stuff thats going on just now and all the nonsense that comes with the media coverage. But the remarks about Calderwood and Rickson are maybe a wee bit too far. We are the good guys - leave the vile stuff to that lot and never get dragged down to their level. Regardless of where our manager goes or doesn't go thats what makes supporting Aberdeen so much more worthwhile.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

And on a level playing field Id agree.

[Guest]

Guys its hard not to despise the Huns, all the stuff thats going on just now and all the nonsense that comes with the media coverage. But the remarks about Calderwood and Rickson are maybe a wee bit too far. We are the good guys - leave the vile stuff to that lot and never get dragged down to their level. Regardless of where our manager goes or doesn't go thats what makes supporting Aberdeen so much more worthwhile.

Snowflake!! Grown men will flock to this post and call you a name because you're telling them to cut that shit out.

 

Nout wrong with sick jokes in private to your mates, you've just got to be thick to put it on the internet.

[Tzvetanovs hair]

Yup, some of the posts on this topic are making us look like total arseholes. An outsider looking in would think we were as bad as them at the moment.

 

Jokes are all good but some of those may be a bit much.