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  • Birthday 06/03/1975

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  1. The Boofon

    Stovies

    Heartening to see none of us here have matured in the slightest.
  2. The Boofon

    Stovies

    Almost 9 years but finally got a laugh from @Millertime
  3. Not that trip. Left a strip joint at 7am and went to my bed. Made it to ground just before kick off.
  4. Like Aluko’s head. Black with nothing in it.
  5. Only if you’re carrying hand luggage. Many a trip spoiled by the mysterious suitcase goblins at their baggage reclaim area.
  6. The Boofon

    In the News

    Used to be 1 in 3. It made me think which one of me or my 2 brothers would get it. Higher chance now looking at that statistic although it’s maybe not on the rise but just because it’s better detected these days rather than on the increase as we all now recycle, eat healthier, exercise more and look after the environment compared to 35-40 years ago.
  7. The Boofon

    Ukraine

    Bits of it are a big swindle. The Pentagon attack I believe was completely bogus. The Twin Towers not so much. However it could easily have been Bush and co that organised it. Unlikely but possible. The whole taking down buildings with controlled explosions and all that other conspiracy nonsense is just that. Let’s leave it at that please. Oh and be careful trying to mock Buzz. Didn’t end well for the last guy who tried it. 🤜
  8. Nonsense. £10 an hour. Get to perv on them too if you hire a tidy one. Leave porn open on laptop, Time your shower exit for their arrival etc. You’re missing a trick here.
  9. Yeah that qualifies. Rest is just nonsensical ramblings from our Down Under friend. He must be annoyed ISIS have taken the Jew spotlight.
  10. Lovely stuff. Certainly needed a break. Honestly fear for that boy’s mental health.
  11. What about if someone is getting building work done. An extension perhaps. Is it ok to say I was talking to MY builder or would I have to say I was talking to A builder? Where you drawing this line? What services are humblebrag? Cleaner? Accountant? Driver? Electrician? Don’t bother answering. You’re a muppet.
  12. It’s possible. I’ve got shares in a few energy companies so technically own them (a bit of them anyway but not enough to raise prices to fuck the poor)
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