Simply Red Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Cunts who are already saying 'only x days to Christmas' and shops starting to sell christmas stuff. It's still September, please fuck off.Hallmark of a fucking simpleton, that behaviour. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Christmas in general has turned to tripe. Over commercialised pish but good for extra days off work and extra football to watch. Other than that, its all meh Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 We got asked where we wanted to go for the Xmas night out, last week. I never go anyway so its of no significance to me.We got ours booked last week, amazed at how little choice there was left in Aberdeen on certain dates. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 We got asked where we wanted to go for the Xmas night out, last week. I never go anyway so its of no significance to me.What the fuck are you playing at SH? Free bar from the company. Reasonable disclaimer to fire abuse at senior staff. Birds in little black dresses on their one night out away from their husband looking for some action. Where is I’ll go in your place? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Xmas is ace; just an excuse to spend (more) money on food and drink, innit? Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 We got ours booked last week, amazed at how little choice there was left in Aberdeen on certain dates.The hospital ones are booked up in March. Not my scene Link to comment
ebbe Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 I assumed it was something to do with BalmedieYes the boy was bursting for a Balmedie. (Behind the shedie) Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 ...your boys took a hell of a beating Typed by someone is guaranteed to be a shit ride Link to comment
eeps Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 The hospital ones are booked up in March. Not my sceneBit wie Bit weird when you don't work there anymore. Link to comment
eeps Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Bit wie Bit weird when you don't work there anymore.Love women's golf Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Xmas is ace; just an excuse to spend (more) money on food and drink, innit?Drinks in the pool, drinks by the pool. Aye, you’re not wrong bloots Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 That's about as festive as getting gang raped.Eh bow to the expert Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Xmas in summer(Oz) LOL Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 We’re not talking the Bolivian kind here pipes Link to comment
Zeus Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Small talk with work mates first thing I. The morning. I just want to make my coffee and sit in peace min Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Yep there’s always one, been out jogging since 5.30 and full of energy wanting to give you a five minute synopsis of what their kids have been upto before you’ve even got your jacket off or a coffee. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Nobody should have to interact before 10am. Particularly in fucking meetings. Let’s do a quick round table and an icebreaker sowe can all pay zero attention that you played the violin at school. Get the shit presentation over with while everyone else tries to wake up, Just send the presentation so I can read the slides other than having to endure the torture of pretending I give a fuck. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Nobody should have to interact before 10am. Particularly in fucking meetings. Let’s do a quick round table and an icebreaker sowe can all pay zero attention that you played the violin at school. Get the shit presentation over with while everyone else tries to wake up, Just send the presentation so I can read the slides other than having to endure the torture of pretending I give a fuck.100%^^My attention span in meetings is fucked. Even when i try to pay attention its just a morelos banging a tambourine inside my heid. I couldnt tell you a single thing that gets said. Tbf i go to the same ‘space’ when the wife is giving me instructions to do something. 1 Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Adverts, when they come on and you want to flick through the channels, it's advert central. They should at least start showing the 70's government information films, especially the one with donald pleasance as the grim reaper warning kids about the danger of deep water. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Spotty virgin get-togethers LOL Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 L O L image uploading siteWhat inspired you to flee to a Brazilian shanty town and hang out with street urchins and go for coffee and cake with random dudes? 2 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 What inspired you to flee to a Brazilian shanty town and hang out with street urchins and go for coffee and cake with random dudes?I'm guessing crimewatch. 2 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 The rise of TV / Online Videos of people watching other people watching / playing things that they could be doing themselves. e.g. GoggleBoxTwitchetc The gaming one in particular is bizarre. I get the ones where it's basically a really hot girl dressed provocatively, with a tiny video in the corner showing what she's playing. But genuinly watching someone playing a computer game? what's the fucking point? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 The rise of TV / Online Videos of people watching other people watching / playing things that they could be doing themselves. e.g. GoggleBoxTwitchetc The gaming one in particular is bizarre. I get the ones where it's basically a really hot girl dressed provocatively, with a tiny video in the corner showing what she's playing. But genuinly watching someone playing a computer game? what's the fucking point?Ask some kids what they want to be when they grow up and a YouTube gamer is not unusual. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Why are you asking these kids questions? Is your follow up do you want to see some puppies? @@Dad Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Why are you asking these kids questions? Is your follow up do you want to see some puppies? @@DadDad makes me do these things or there are terrible repercussions Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 Why are you asking these kids questions? Is your follow up do you want to see some puppies? @@Dad Maybe kids back in the 50s wanted to see puppies. These days you'd be better off, err according to other people, asking them if they want to see your range of North Face hoodies with massive logos on the front. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 The rise of TV / Online Videos of people watching other people watching / playing things that they could be doing themselves. e.g. GoggleBoxTwitchetc The gaming one in particular is bizarre. I get the ones where it's basically a really hot girl dressed provocatively, with a tiny video in the corner showing what she's playing. But genuinly watching someone playing a computer game? what's the fucking point? Ever watched someone play fitba? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 L O L image uploading site Ah the oil industry geeks raging at this haha. 1 Link to comment
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