Latest Purchase Thread

[Beachend Bootboy]

Apartment.  Is that like a flat then???

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, Roberto said:

I'm honestly so glad you shared this story.

Classic humble brag fae the nobody. 

[Misers Hill]

Reckon the owner of this vehicle, is in Boots enquiring for Vagasil?

[Guest milne_afc]

Probably keeps his vagasil in the freezer

[Misers Hill]

A T on clit??

[Dad]

That's a cheeky pair of Hunter Chelseas on the way; I'll be stepping about the countryside unworried v shortly 😎

[The Buzzard]

5 hours ago, Dad said:

That's a cheeky pair of Hunter Chelseas on the way; I'll be stepping about the countryside unworried v shortly 😎

I bought those earphones you recommended. So far so good. 

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What youve bought is half a welly at 6 times the price.

All that fresh air has went to his heid. Fucking muppet.

[Parklife]

48 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

I bought those earphones you recommended. So far so good. 

Same.

I'll not be buying the shoes though. 

[Dad]

70% off ✌️

[Dad]

56 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

I bought those earphones you recommended. So far so good. 

Earphones are an easy game to win 👍

[The Boofon]

Nothing yet but looking forward to going here. 
 

[sigh]

Bought a butchered lamb last night, all cut into joints, packaged up and now in the freezer - thats me sorted for grub for a wee while.

[Dad]

Poor wee lamb

[BrianFaePerth]

44 minutes ago, Dad said:

Poor wee lamb

Better than being buggered for someone’s YouTubes channel

[Dad]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Better than being buggered for someone’s YouTubes channel

Ah well that's alright then 

 

Prick 

[sigh]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

Poor wee lamb

It's what it was bred for, it lived a happy life and fulfilled its destiny - if only we say that about people

[Dad]

41 minutes ago, sigh said:

It's what it was bred for, it lived a happy life and fulfilled its destiny - if only we say that about people

I just see the wee bastards skipping about happy as fuck... It's like eating a cat for me - I couldnae. Even if I had to. 

Once in adulthood - aye sure, carve me a slice 👍

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You’d eat an adult cat? 

Don't think he's a fan of mature pussy.

[Dad]

More than a Feline

[The Boofon]

A Scalextric set, two Scalextric cars and a bottle of Longmorn 1987 33 year old Connoisseurs choice.

 

Note of interest also put into a Hovercraft.

[Poodler]

39 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

A Scalextric set, two Scalextric cars and a bottle of Longmorn 1987 33 year old Connoisseurs choice.

 

Note of interest also put into a Hovercraft.

Sounds like you’ve been on Bullseye or the Generation Game 

 

 

[Ramandu]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

A Scalextric set, two Scalextric cars and a bottle of Longmorn 1987 33 year old Connoisseurs choice.

 

Note of interest also put into a Hovercraft.

35 year old surely?

[The Boofon]

11 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

35 year old surely?

Haha. No. That's nae how whisky aging works. 

 

It was 33 years old when it was bottled in 1987.

 

I'm nae keeping it anyway. Bought for a mate who collects whisky. I've not the self control to be doing stuff like that.

[The Boofon]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

Didn’t the Scalextric set come with cars included? 

No. That's why I bought cars too.

[BrianFaePerth]

Does the hovercraft go round the track too?

[The Boofon]

28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Second hand kit? 

Yip. Decent sized set up and got it for a steal off ebay.

 

32 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Does the hovercraft go round the track too?

It's a proper hovercraft Brian. A fucking cracking thing. 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Yip. Decent sized set up and got it for a steal off ebay.

 

It's a proper hovercraft Brian. A fucking cracking thing. 

A relic from last century. Like your hairdo.

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

A relic from last century. Like your hairdo.

Zinger.

[The Boofon]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You’re thinking of buying a hovercraft?? Seriously.I love shit like that.  How many passengers does it carry? 

3 to 4. 

 

Just thinking about it at the moment. 

 

https://britishhovercraft.com/ From these guys.