Don Fonte Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 minute ago, milne_afc said: Lawrence of Kemnay at it now! £4.99/ticket for an ex demo Ford. Still time to join the party I think. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 16 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Lawrence of Kemnay at it now! £4.99/ticket for an ex demo Ford. There's cunts doing raffles for "collectable" bottles of whisky now. Might start doing raffles for expensive sex toys. Good way to get the names and numbers of frustrated birds. Edit- that is actually a fucking great idea. I'll take any cunt that does it to court it's my fucking idea this is my proof. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Bonus ball this fucker £10 a pop. £300 in your tail and the name and numbers of 59 birds. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Shit like that is why I'm such a mover and shaker in the business world. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: Shit like that is why I'm such a mover and shaker in the business world. A future Lord Moobs? Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Bonus ball this fucker £10 a pop. £300 in your tail and the name and numbers of 59 birds. Looks like Sonos speaker set. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Bonus ball this fucker £10 a pop. £300 in your tail and the name and numbers of 59 birds. I’ll take 1, 10, 17, 26 & 45 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 The ladies are bloody good to themselves these days aren't they? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said: Looks like Sonos speaker set. @Dad Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: The ladies are bloody good to themselves these days aren't they? Who bloody cares Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 32 minutes ago, milne_afc said: I’ll take 1, 10, 17, 26 & 45 Up the bum, no harm done Link to comment
Henry Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, milne_afc said: Lawrence of Kemnay at it now! £4.99/ticket for an ex demo Ford. I saw that earlier on, outrageous. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 Football commentators apologising for crowd swearing every five minutes. Just put some text up before the game telling folk there's likely to be some swearing if it's that important to you. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Golf commentators do this every day. Poulter went up in my estimations when he decided to take the piss and gave it loads of fucks when the mikes were on. We are such wallflowers we need protected from "bad language". We need protected from the (mostly) American cunts that shout "GET IN THE HOLE!" after every shot. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 It was nice of Dundee to give their 500 tickets to the homeless last night but surely folk expect them to swear a bit. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 The ones that shout get in the hole at tee shots or iron shots from off the fairway need to be dealt with severely. Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 The current weather. Like November oot there the day. Nae one to usually moan about it, however its fucking shite currently (and the year to date to be fair) Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 Even as a real NE man (born and bread) there's nae much I can do about the NE's weather unfortunately Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 I didn't, I get it. Zeus is a Greek wanker. John Ingles however is a great man Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 27 minutes ago, Zeus said: Nae one to usually moan ?? Got to be fishing. Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Parklife said: ?? Got to be fishing. I have a moan a week Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Take a leaf from the Book of Weegie. Don't bother with the chapters advising us how to cheat the state. The section about being "gallus" is nauseating too and I wouldn't read the bits about learning to hate others just because of religious persuasion - utterly preposterous given that none of them give a fuck about the subject they find war over - but you don't hear them moaning about their shit weather and like Mancunians, they get way worse weather than we do. Move to Spain if you don't like it. Then you can do the balancing act between weather and an indigenous people who hate you by default. Then you might learn that moaning about shit you can't change is an exercise in futility. Scared of flying. Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 100% NE. Born and bread BOD (Capital of Aberdeen) Both sides of the family are all real NE. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, Zeus said: 100% NE. Born and bread BOD (Capital of Aberdeen) Both sides of the family are all real NE. Are you fascinated and in awe of glasgow, like certain other NE men? Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 That all depends on a certain set of criteria. Link to comment
Guest Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: No, I lived there, I love the place. On an AFC forum however, I have been known to invoke certain differences between "us and them" in exchanges exclusively WITH weegies and similar wos and other mentalities. Mentalities? You surely don't actually think your regional lineage (ie, if your granny was from fife) actually has an influence on someones attitude? Shirley? Link to comment
Guest Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 Just now, rocket_scientist said: There are distinct regional differences all over the planet, not just in Scotland. These are marked and obvious and the data shows it. Yeah, if you're born and raised somewhere, I'm not disputing that. I'm saying if your granny was from Glasgow, and then moved to Aberdeen, and had grandkids, you think that would make a difference to the Grandchildren's attitude? Link to comment
Guest Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Don't be fucking stupid. You asked someone if they had Fife lineage...hence why I'm asking. Edit: My family goes back through the NE for over a hundred years, so I'm a true blooded NE manny ken. How do you feel about that? Link to comment
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