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Bojan is likely irreplaceable, but what we can do is improve the rest of the squad so that Sokler and the guys currently on loan can benefit from an increased number of chances. If we have this season's side providing opportunities for lesser strikers next season then it's another Bottom Six A-Go-Go.

I see Uber has applied for a license to operate in Aberdeen. How the fuck do you not already have Uber? Anyway, now's the time to contact the city if you have any objections to Uber operating in the city. I've already sent my letter of objection, and I've provided a link below so you can complain about the modern world too. licensing@aberdeencity.gov.uk

Fully grown the Ussuri Brown Bear can reach weights of 1200lbs and 9 feet or more in length. Masato Fukuda there looks like he weighs 150 in wet clothes. If he thinks his karate saved him he's mental. They were probably juveniles just checking out who was walking through their territory, and when he got aggressive they backed off because they 'weren't looking for any trouble, mate'. If one of those fuckers attacks you, and you're unarmed, don't try karate. It'll eat your face.

The largest transfer fee ever paid by Feyenoord FC was €8.00 million for the acquisition of Ayase Ueda from Cercle Brugge during the 2023/2024 season

It's artistic license, innit?

They need to bring back Top Deck. Give the kids a wee taste of alcohol before they're thrown in at the deep end when they hit 14 and are going to the bar regular.

That's good to hear. I didn't realise you were a survivor. One of the unsung heroes who battles through without complaint. I salute your bravery, sir.

Just made a batch of chili. Do you get yours oot a can, or do you craft that shit from scratch like Kelt does?

Routinely gave my co-worker's name and business card (back when business cards were a thing) to young ladies of a Saturday night. Keeping up the ruse as you got progressively more pished could be something of a challenge.

You don't have chlamydia or you'd warn her you do have chlamydia ahead of time?

Not even foreign, English. There's plenty of them.

Realistically it doesn't matter a fuck who the refs claim they support, if the clubs actually unionised and insisted on independent refs then no Scottish ref would be officiating a top flight Scottish game again.

I think the cruelest thing I ever did was tip less than 30% one time because our waitress actually clocked out before her relief arrived, and we waited about 30 minutes for the bill. True story. Who the fuck does that? I think I left 25%, which is a pretty strong statement. Felt bad later... she probably had like 15 kids to juggle, and an abusive alcoholic husband waiting for his tea, and it was either ditch on her tables or lose track of some of her kids and get a battering from her hubby.

Dante's playing 4D Chess, and his teammates are wanking in the trees making whooping noises, unfortunately. Superstar.